Chapter 1
Kim Taehyung
(10:30)💬 How much do you reckon Han Yuri will kill me for flooding her office?
Jeon Jungkook
(10:32)💬Who is Han Yuri? And personally, I don’t receive well with having my own things flooded.
Kim Taehyung
(10:33)💬 What do you mean who’s Han Yuri? How hard did Hobi hit you this time? She’s only the love of my life.
Kim Taehyung
(10:34)💬 Oh shit. New phone. Wrong number. Sorry.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:35)💬 I figured. It’s ok. But if she’s the love of your life, why are you flooding her office?
Kim Taehyung
(10:40)💬 She’s not really the love of my life. She’s my professor and head of house. I’d like to think we have some unrequited love though.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:41)💬 I get the vague impression she deals with a lot of shit with you.
Kim Taehyung
(10:41)💬 …yeah, but she secretly loves it.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:41)💬 In that case, I’ll leave you two to it.
Kim Taehyung
(3:45)💬 I got 3 months detention and 24 death threats.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:46)💬 Wrong number again.
Kim Taehyung
(3:46)💬 No no, I’m updating you. I flooded an entire floor of dormitories. It was brilliant.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:47)💬 Not to be mean, Random Stranger Who Texted the Wrong Number, but don’t you have friends you can tell this to?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:47)💬 Also, floor of dormitories? Where the hell are you?
Kim Taehyung
(3:38)💬 All my friends were there, Random Stranger Who Keeps Replying.
Kim Taehyung
(3:38)💬 I’m at boarding school. Don’t get the wrong impression though, I’m totally punk rock.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:40)💬 Anyone who has to say they are punk rock is entirely not punk rock at all.
Kim Taehyung
(3:40)💬 Whatever. I’m punk rock. I don’t need to prove myself to you.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:41)💬 Well don’t get all sulky now. Why did you flood your professor’s office?
Kim Taehyung
(3:41)💬 It wasn’t her office I was aiming for, but unfortunately it’s on the same floor as certain persons dorm rooms.
Kim Taehyung
(3:41)💬 They were the target. Simply bc they’re dicks.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:45)💬 You sound a bit like a dick.
Kim Taehyung
(3:47)💬 We’ve gone through this. I’m punk rock.
Kim Taehyung
(3:53)💬 I have to go to my first detention now. Good bye stranger.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:07)💬 Do they have decent food at boarding school?
Kim Taehyung
(12:10)💬 Hello to you too. Thanks for consoling me on my detention journey.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:10)💬 Drama queen. Come on. Food. Good?
Kim Taehyung
(12:13)💬 Not really. Unless you like to eat cardboard and meat mashups.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:14)💬 Meat mashup sounds interesting.
Kim Taehyung
(12:15)💬 Not until there’s no longer meat in the meat mashup, and it’s just pulverized peas and gravy and breadcrumbs.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:16)💬 Is that what you’re having now?
Kim Taehyung
(12:16)💬 Right now I have a juice box bc I don’t trust what’s in the soup. Last time there was a sock.
Kim Taehyung
(12:16)💬 And I wasn’t even the one who put it there.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:17)💬 Are juice boxes punk rock?
Kim Taehyung
(12:17)💬 Duck off Ads hole.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:17)💬 WOW.
Kim Taehyung
(12:18)💬 ARGH. IT’S A NEW PHONE. **FUCK OFF Asshole.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:18)💬 Amazing. The eloquence.
Kim Taehyung
(12:18)💬 I guess your lunch is better than mine, is it?
Jeon Jungkook
(12:19)💬 I thought it wouldn’t be, but you’ve proven me wrong. I have pumpkin soup and jelly. It was either this or sandwiches made of sponges.
Kim Taehyung
(12:20)💬 Jelly? Are you 5?
Jeon Jungkook
(12:21)💬 Bugger off. Don’t be jelly of my jelly.
Kim Taehyung
(12:21)💬 You didn’t
Jeon Jungkook
(12:22)💬 I did and will now see myself out. Have fun with detention tonight.
Min Yoongi
(1:01)💬 You were texting at lunch but me and Jimin were right there.
Min Yoongi
(1:01)💬 You don’t have other friends.
Kim Taehyung
(1:02)💬 How dare you, I have a whole plethora of acquaintances that I can call upon when your ugly ass does not deliver.
(1:10)💬 Oh come on, you’re not ignoring me now.
Kim Taehyung
(1:11)💬 Did I need to respond to something?
Min Yoongi
(1:11)💬 Don’t play idiot. You do that naturally enough.
Kim Taehyung
(1:12)💬 The wrong number I texted the other day. They asked if boarding school food was any good.
Min Yoongi
(1:13)💬 They know you go to boarding school? Did you also give them your blood type and home address?
Kim Taehyung
(1:13)💬 Dude.
Min Yoongi
(1:14)💬 What about your DNA sequence? Make it easier for them to just clone you.
Kim Taehyung
(1:14)💬 What are you even on about.
Min Yoongi
(1:15)💬 It’s just weird that this random person knows you go to a boarding school.
Kim Taehyung
(1:15)💬 You’re just overreacting, man. They don’t know which boarding school I go to. They don’t even know my name. I don’t know their name. Shit, idek their gender.
Min Yoongi
(1:16)💬 Whatever, Alian. Just don’t get murdered, yeah?
Min Yoongi
(1:17)💬 I don’t want to have to bury your body. You’re too fuckin heavy, man.
Kim Taehyung
(1:17)💬 Thank you for caring.
Kim Taehyung
(1:15)💬 Hey, what’s your name?
Jeon Jungkook
(1:18)💬 Not happening.
Kim Taehyung
(1:18)💬 Is that what your mother calls you?
Jeon Jungkook
(1:19)💬 No, but at the same time she does call me Pumpkin and Sweetheart, does not mean that’s my name either.
Kim Taehyung
(1:20)💬 You’ve opened a door here, Sweetheart, that you probably shouldn’t have.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:20)💬 Shit.
Kim Taehyung
(1:21)💬 What about gender then? Boy, girl, in between, both, none, come on.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:22)💬 Are you putting me on Craigslist?
Jeon Jungkook
(1:23)💬 Ok fine, I’m a boy.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:30)💬 Is this a disappointing establishment?
Jeon Jungkook
(1:40)💬 Whatever.
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