Chapter 3
Jeon Jungkook
(7:15)💬 GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE
Jeon Jungkook
(7:15)💬 I HOPE YOU HAVE TEXT ALERT ON
Jeon Jungkook
(7:15)💬 OR THE PHONE IS AT LEAST SITUATED NEAR YOUR HEAD SO THE VIBRATION DRILLS HOLES INTO YOUR BRAIN.
Kim Taehyung
(7:16)💬 why would you do this
Jeon Jungkook
(7:17)💬 I don’t know, Virgin Queen, why does anyone do anything?
Kim Taehyung
(7:18)💬 to cause me misery?
Jeon Jungkook
(7:19)💬 Yes.
Kim Taehyung
(7:20)💬 Hang on… Virgin Queen?
Jeon Jungkook
(7:20)💬 Scroll up, Your Highness.
Kim Taehyung
(7:25)💬 Oh no
Jeon Jungkook
(7:25)💬 Oh yes.
Kim Taehyung
(7:26)💬 My reputation!
Kim Taehyung
(7:26)💬 Now the whole world knows I’m a sham! I can never show my face again!
Jeon Jungkook
(7:27)💬 This isn’t my low self-esteem talking, but I don’t think I’m ‘the whole world’.
Kim Taehyung
(7:27)💬 Oh but Honey Pumpkin you are my whole world.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:27)💬 Do I have to tell you again that 17 and a virgin still isn’t a bad thing?
Kim Taehyung
(7:30)💬 Idk, are you going to tell me to wank again?
Jeon Jungkook
(7:31)💬 You really can’t get over that can you.
Kim Taehyung
(7:32)💬 It’s not everyday a stranger suggests to you to crack one out.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:33)💬 Well it’s not everyday a stranger drunkenly texts you to find out if you’re a virgin.
Kim Taehyung
(7:35)💬 Touche.
Kim Taehyung
(7:36)💬 I’m sorry about that
Kim Taehyung
(7:36)💬 It was probably out of line.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:37)💬 ’Probably’
Kim Taehyung
(7:37)💬 Ok ok I’m sorry!
Jeon Jungkook
(7:38)💬 I wouldn’t have minded so much if I wasn’t trying to sleep off a headache.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:38)💬 Which is why I have cruelly woken you this morning.
Kim Taehyung
(7:39)💬 Well you got me. I have puked twice.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:39)💬 I’ve been there.
Kim Taehyung
(7:40)💬 So… how’s your headache this morning?
Jeon Jungkook
(7:41)💬 Fine… thank you. But I have to go now. I’ll let you go back to sleep.
Kim Taehyung
(7:42)💬 Hah, thanks man.
Kim Taehyung
(7:42)💬 Uh… have a nice day.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:43)💬 Yeah. You too.
Kim Taehyung
(2:43)💬 So, drunken me has saved your number as ‘Pumpkin Tit’ and I think we need to rectify this.
Kim Taehyung
(2:43)💬 Mostly bc my mate Grumpy Cat thinks it’s a little offensive.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:44)💬 Why do I doubt it was ‘drunk you’ that named the contact Pumpkin Tit?
Jeon Jungkook
(2:44)💬 Is it possibly because ‘sober you’ refers to your friend as ‘Grumpy Cat’?
Jeon Jungkook
(2:45)💬 By Jove I think it is!
Kim Taehyung
(2:45)💬 Shut up, it’s a well established nickname.
Kim Taehyung
(2:46)💬 And if you don’t tell me your real name, I’ll have to nickname you too. Maybe something that isn’t Pumpkin Tit.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:47)💬 What’s your nickname, then?
Kim Taehyung
(2:47)💬 4D Alien.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:48)💬 Are you in a gang? Is this an initiation?
Kim Taehyung
(2:48)💬 Do you want to be forever known as Pumpkin Tit???
Jeon Jungkook
(2:49)💬 Well, no…
Kim Taehyung
(2:50)💬 Then describe yourself. Give me something to base the name off.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:51)💬 Did you come up with 4D Alien and Grumpy Cat?
Kim Taehyung
(2:51)💬 Yep. And Midget. You don’t wanna know why we call him that.
Kim Taehyung
(2:52)💬 Now come on. Descriptions.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:52)💬 This sounds like a thinly veiled sext attempt.
Kim Taehyung
(2:53)💬 Yeah and it might very well be, //Pumpkin Tit//.
Kim Taehyung
(2:53)💬 Are you going to risk it.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:54)💬 Fine, fine. I, uh, like reading. I’m trying to read now but some imbecile called ‘4D Alien’ keeps messaging me. Um…
Jeon Jungkook
(2:54)💬 I suddenly don’t know a thing about myself.
Kim Taehyung
(2:55)💬 That’s how it usually goes. Describe yourself physically.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:55)💬 Wow this is a sext
Kim Taehyung
(2:56)💬 You don’t have anything I don’t. Unless you really do have pumpkin tits.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:56)💬 There’s a lot of take and no give here.
Kim Taehyung
(2:57)💬 Fine. Brownish-Black hair. Well-defined jaw-line. Bread Cheeks, dazzling smile, sparkling teeth, luscious heart-shaped lips, toned body, most handsome man on the face of the earth.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:59)💬 Black slightly long hair, dark brown eyes, bunny teeth, scrawny body, pale skin, am actually a vampire.
Kim Taehyung
(3:01)💬 But you said bunny teeth.
Kim Taehyung
(3:01)💬 Hang on… pale skin?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:02)💬 It’s almost luminous.
Kim Taehyung
(3:03)💬 Like, say… the moon?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:03)💬 I guess that’s a popular description.
Kim Taehyung
(3:04)💬 I’ve got it.
Kim Taehyung
(3:04)💬 Drum roll, please.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:05)💬 *drum rolls regrettably*
Kim Taehyung
(3:06)💬 Moon+Bunny = Moony!
Jeon Jungkook
(3:06)💬 Oh Christ.
Kim Taehyung
(3:06)💬 It’s good! Come on, you love it.
Kim Taehyung
(3:07)💬 Don’t you?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:07)💬 I guess it’s better than Pumpkin Tit.
Kim Taehyung
(3:09)💬 Welcome to the gang, Moony.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:10)💬 Thanks, 4D Alien.
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