My Whole World (Taekook)
Chapter 1
Kim Taehyung
(10:30)💬 How much do you reckon Han Yuri will kill me for flooding her office?
Jeon Jungkook
(10:32)💬Who is Han Yuri? And personally, I don’t receive well with having my own things flooded.
Kim Taehyung
(10:33)💬 What do you mean who’s Han Yuri? How hard did Hobi hit you this time? She’s only the love of my life.
Kim Taehyung
(10:34)💬 Oh shit. New phone. Wrong number. Sorry.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:35)💬 I figured. It’s ok. But if she’s the love of your life, why are you flooding her office?
Kim Taehyung
(10:40)💬 She’s not really the love of my life. She’s my professor and head of house. I’d like to think we have some unrequited love though.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:41)💬 I get the vague impression she deals with a lot of shit with you.
Kim Taehyung
(10:41)💬 …yeah, but she secretly loves it.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:41)💬 In that case, I’ll leave you two to it.
Kim Taehyung
(3:45)💬 I got 3 months detention and 24 death threats.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:46)💬 Wrong number again.
Kim Taehyung
(3:46)💬 No no, I’m updating you. I flooded an entire floor of dormitories. It was brilliant.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:47)💬 Not to be mean, Random Stranger Who Texted the Wrong Number, but don’t you have friends you can tell this to?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:47)💬 Also, floor of dormitories? Where the hell are you?
Kim Taehyung
(3:38)💬 All my friends were there, Random Stranger Who Keeps Replying.
Kim Taehyung
(3:38)💬 I’m at boarding school. Don’t get the wrong impression though, I’m totally punk rock.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:40)💬 Anyone who has to say they are punk rock is entirely not punk rock at all.
Kim Taehyung
(3:40)💬 Whatever. I’m punk rock. I don’t need to prove myself to you.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:41)💬 Well don’t get all sulky now. Why did you flood your professor’s office?
Kim Taehyung
(3:41)💬 It wasn’t her office I was aiming for, but unfortunately it’s on the same floor as certain persons dorm rooms.
Kim Taehyung
(3:41)💬 They were the target. Simply bc they’re dicks.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:45)💬 You sound a bit like a dick.
Kim Taehyung
(3:47)💬 We’ve gone through this. I’m punk rock.
Kim Taehyung
(3:53)💬 I have to go to my first detention now. Good bye stranger.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:07)💬 Do they have decent food at boarding school?
Kim Taehyung
(12:10)💬 Hello to you too. Thanks for consoling me on my detention journey.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:10)💬 Drama queen. Come on. Food. Good?
Kim Taehyung
(12:13)💬 Not really. Unless you like to eat cardboard and meat mashups.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:14)💬 Meat mashup sounds interesting.
Kim Taehyung
(12:15)💬 Not until there’s no longer meat in the meat mashup, and it’s just pulverized peas and gravy and breadcrumbs.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:16)💬 Is that what you’re having now?
Kim Taehyung
(12:16)💬 Right now I have a juice box bc I don’t trust what’s in the soup. Last time there was a sock.
Kim Taehyung
(12:16)💬 And I wasn’t even the one who put it there.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:17)💬 Are juice boxes punk rock?
Kim Taehyung
(12:17)💬 Duck off Ads hole.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:17)💬 WOW.
Kim Taehyung
(12:18)💬 ARGH. IT’S A NEW PHONE. **FUCK OFF Asshole.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:18)💬 Amazing. The eloquence.
Kim Taehyung
(12:18)💬 I guess your lunch is better than mine, is it?
Jeon Jungkook
(12:19)💬 I thought it wouldn’t be, but you’ve proven me wrong. I have pumpkin soup and jelly. It was either this or sandwiches made of sponges.
Kim Taehyung
(12:20)💬 Jelly? Are you 5?
Jeon Jungkook
(12:21)💬 Bugger off. Don’t be jelly of my jelly.
Kim Taehyung
(12:21)💬 You didn’t
Jeon Jungkook
(12:22)💬 I did and will now see myself out. Have fun with detention tonight.
Min Yoongi
(1:01)💬 You were texting at lunch but me and Jimin were right there.
Min Yoongi
(1:01)💬 You don’t have other friends.
Kim Taehyung
(1:02)💬 How dare you, I have a whole plethora of acquaintances that I can call upon when your ugly ass does not deliver.
(1:10)💬 Oh come on, you’re not ignoring me now.
Kim Taehyung
(1:11)💬 Did I need to respond to something?
Min Yoongi
(1:11)💬 Don’t play idiot. You do that naturally enough.
Kim Taehyung
(1:12)💬 The wrong number I texted the other day. They asked if boarding school food was any good.
Min Yoongi
(1:13)💬 They know you go to boarding school? Did you also give them your blood type and home address?
Kim Taehyung
(1:13)💬 Dude.
Min Yoongi
(1:14)💬 What about your DNA sequence? Make it easier for them to just clone you.
Kim Taehyung
(1:14)💬 What are you even on about.
Min Yoongi
(1:15)💬 It’s just weird that this random person knows you go to a boarding school.
Kim Taehyung
(1:15)💬 You’re just overreacting, man. They don’t know which boarding school I go to. They don’t even know my name. I don’t know their name. Shit, idek their gender.
Min Yoongi
(1:16)💬 Whatever, Alian. Just don’t get murdered, yeah?
Min Yoongi
(1:17)💬 I don’t want to have to bury your body. You’re too fuckin heavy, man.
Kim Taehyung
(1:17)💬 Thank you for caring.
Kim Taehyung
(1:15)💬 Hey, what’s your name?
Jeon Jungkook
(1:18)💬 Not happening.
Kim Taehyung
(1:18)💬 Is that what your mother calls you?
Jeon Jungkook
(1:19)💬 No, but at the same time she does call me Pumpkin and Sweetheart, does not mean that’s my name either.
Kim Taehyung
(1:20)💬 You’ve opened a door here, Sweetheart, that you probably shouldn’t have.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:20)💬 Shit.
Kim Taehyung
(1:21)💬 What about gender then? Boy, girl, in between, both, none, come on.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:22)💬 Are you putting me on Craigslist?
Jeon Jungkook
(1:23)💬 Ok fine, I’m a boy.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:30)💬 Is this a disappointing establishment?
Jeon Jungkook
(1:40)💬 Whatever.
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Chapter 2
Kim Taehyung
(9:04)💬 I got my phone taken off me. Sorry.
Kim Taehyung
(9:17)💬 C’mon. You’re not mad, right? What for?
Jeon Jungkook
(9:30)💬 Were you texting in class?
Kim Taehyung
(9:34)💬 Ah, yeah, and I’m doing it again.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:40)💬 Such a waste.
Kim Taehyung
(9:41)💬 Shut up. It’s history. Boring.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:42)💬 What are you learning?
Kim Taehyung
(9:43)💬 French Revolution. So much forehead.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:46)💬 J'aime la Révolution française! remet-toi au travail, connard.
[I love the French Revolution! Get back to work, asshole.]
Kim Taehyung
(9:46)💬 Oh my god I should have known you were one of those people. I don’t even have google translate, but I’m pretty sure you just swore at me.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:48)💬 Hardly.
Kim Taehyung
(9:50)💬 I bet you sweet talk all the girls with your French.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:50)💬 Are you a girl?
Kim Taehyung
(9:51)💬 No. Is this a disappointing establishment?
Kim Taehyung
(9:51)💬 Honestly, what was up with that?
Jeon Jungkook
(9:52)💬 Nothing. Never mind.
Kim Taehyung
(9:53)💬 No, c’mon you were pissed.
Jeon Jungkook
(9:55)💬 I just thought that… you would stop talking to me if you knew I wasn’t a girl. Because I assumed you were a bloke. And that maybe..........
Jeon Jungkook
(9:55)💬 I dunno. Forget it.
Kim Taehyung
(9:55)💬 Did you think I would stop texting you bc you weren't a girl and therefore would not want to interact with you bc obviously I AM A HETERO SEX FIEND?
Jeon Jungkook
(9:56)💬 That’s… a strange way of putting it. But yeah, something like that.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:00)💬 Now isn’t the time to go silent.
Kim Taehyung
(10:01)💬 IM SORRU IN JUSY LAUDJING SP HARD YOU ARW AN IDOT OG MYGOS
[Do we need translation??]
Jeon Jungkook
(10:01)💬 Thank you. Thank you so much.
Kim Taehyung
(10:02)💬 You’re an idiot. I like you. Not enough to get my phone confiscated again though. I’ll talk to you later, Pumpkin.
Jeon Jungkook
(10:02)💬 T'es con.
Kim Taehyung
(12:32)💬 What do you do when your best mate is being a dickhead but no amount of explanation (including diagrams) will convince him that he is being a dickhead?
Jeon Jungkook
(12:35)💬 Resort to physical violence, I imagine.
Kim Taehyung
(12:35)💬 Ok, let’s narrow it. He’s being a dickhead about a girl.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:36)💬 My suggestion still stands.
Kim Taehyung
(12:37)💬 I’VE TRIED. MAN HAVE I TRIED.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:37)💬 Is your friend and this girl dating?
Kim Taehyung
(12:38)💬 No. He just pines.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:38)💬 Then I think he’s being punished enough, hm?
Kim Taehyung
(12:39)💬 You’d think so, but in between the pining is bursts of ‘SHE LOOKED AT ME’ and ‘SHE DIDN’T SWEAR AT ME TODAY’. He’s too happy to be unhappy.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:40)💬 I admire his optimism.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:41)💬 Are you jealous of his pining?
Kim Taehyung
(12:42)💬 NO WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT
Jeon Jungkook
(12:43)💬 WELL YOUR ALARMED REACTION SEEMS TO SUGGEST OTHERWISE.
Kim Taehyung
(12:45)💬 It’s not jealously. Just annoying, maybe.
Kim Taehyung
(12:45)💬 And idk, he just seems so sure that she’s ‘the one’. Although he’s never said those words. He’s an idiot, not a sap.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:46)💬 I don’t follow. Why does your friend having found ‘the one’ make you annoyed?
Kim Taehyung
(12:47)💬 You’re gonna make me say it, aren’t you?
Jeon Jungkook
(12:47)💬 ????? Yes.
Kim Taehyung
(12:48)💬 Bc maybe I would like to find ‘the one’ also. And I’m annoyed bc he seems to have found it so easily. This is stupid.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:48)💬 How old are you?
Kim Taehyung
(12:49)💬 How dare you! You cannot simply just ask a lady her age! The travesty!
Kim Taehyung
(12:53)💬 Ok, I’m 17.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:54)💬 I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure it’s completely natural to not have found ‘the one’ at age 17.
Kim Taehyung
(12:54)💬 Doesn’t make it suck any less.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:54)💬 Just do what every other teenage boy does.
Kim Taehyung
(12:55)💬 Do I want to ask…
Kim Taehyung
(12:57)💬 I’m terminating now. We’ve reached a weird level.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:57)💬 But seriously, don’t worry about not finding the one. It’ll work out eventually.
Kim Taehyung
(12:58)💬 And until then, your suggestion is wanking.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:59)💬 I’m also 17, not a psychologist.
Kim Taehyung
(12:59)💬 Yeah, but you don’t have to share a dorm with two other blokes.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:00)💬 No, but I do share a sleeping space with five other people.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:00)💬 That is why the world invented toilets.
Kim Taehyung
(1:00)💬 I’ll be sure to remember that. In the meantime, I’m going to go to Chemistry now and not think about wanking for fear of something embarrassing happening. I’ll miss you, Darling Pie.
Jeon Jungkook
(1:01)💬 Those two sentences should not be next to each other.
Kim Taehyung
(10:54)💬 AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HONEYDUNKS
Jeon Jungkook
(10:55)💬 what the hell
Kim Taehyung
(10:58)💬 JOW YOU DOIN AMN
Jeon Jungkook
(10:59)💬 is this drunk texting because i really can't with it right now
Kim Taehyung
(11:01)💬 COME ONNNNN PIKUMPLIN
Jeon Jungkook
(11:02)💬 i wanna sleep. please stop texting me.
Kim Taehyung
(11:03)💬 COME ONT HTAS NO FUN
Kim Taehyung
(11:03)💬 I WIAS THINKNIG ABOUT YOU
Kim Taehyung
(11:04)💬 ID REALLY LIEKY TO KNOW YOUERNAME
Kim Taehyung
(11:04)💬 OR ANTTHING
Kim Taehyung
(11:05)💬 BOTH MY FRIENDS DFELL ASELEEP AGTER AN HOUR
Kim Taehyung
(11:05)💬 IT WAS ONLT SOJU
Jeon Jungkook
(11:05)💬 if i tell you something will you let me go back to sleep??
Kim Taehyung
(11:06)💬 WHOS EVEN ALEPE AT THIS TIME OFNF A FRIDAY LOOOOSER
Kim Taehyung
(11:06)💬 IM DKIDDIGN
Kim Taehyung
(11:07)💬 YESS ILLL LETTYOU SLEP IF YOU ANSWED ONE THIBG
Jeon Jungkook
(11:07)💬 will you please stop talking in capitals
Kim Taehyung
(11:08)💬 dine
Kim Taehyung
(11:08)💬 gine
Kim Taehyung
(11:08)💬 **&*fine
Jeon Jungkook
(11:09)💬 what do you want to know
Kim Taehyung
(11:10)💬 aer you a virgisn??
Jeon Jungkook
(11:10)💬 wow im so glad im awake for this
Kim Taehyung
(11:11)💬 yout the 1 who told tme to wank ouy my feeligns
Jeon Jungkook
(11:11)💬 yes i am a virgin
Jeon Jungkook
(11:12)💬 can i go back to sleep now?
Kim Taehyung
(11:13)💬 I guesss
Kim Taehyung
(11:13)💬 I eman
Kim Taehyung
(11:13)💬 I am tooo so yto know its not tha big a deal if u thought it szwas
Kim Taehyung
(11:14)💬 Swwweet cakes?
Kim Taehyung
(11:15)💬 Dumplins?
Kim Taehyung
(11:16)💬 Godonightw tiger
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Chapter 3
Jeon Jungkook
(7:15)💬 GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE
Jeon Jungkook
(7:15)💬 I HOPE YOU HAVE TEXT ALERT ON
Jeon Jungkook
(7:15)💬 OR THE PHONE IS AT LEAST SITUATED NEAR YOUR HEAD SO THE VIBRATION DRILLS HOLES INTO YOUR BRAIN.
Kim Taehyung
(7:16)💬 why would you do this
Jeon Jungkook
(7:17)💬 I don’t know, Virgin Queen, why does anyone do anything?
Kim Taehyung
(7:18)💬 to cause me misery?
Jeon Jungkook
(7:19)💬 Yes.
Kim Taehyung
(7:20)💬 Hang on… Virgin Queen?
Jeon Jungkook
(7:20)💬 Scroll up, Your Highness.
Kim Taehyung
(7:25)💬 Oh no
Jeon Jungkook
(7:25)💬 Oh yes.
Kim Taehyung
(7:26)💬 My reputation!
Kim Taehyung
(7:26)💬 Now the whole world knows I’m a sham! I can never show my face again!
Jeon Jungkook
(7:27)💬 This isn’t my low self-esteem talking, but I don’t think I’m ‘the whole world’.
Kim Taehyung
(7:27)💬 Oh but Honey Pumpkin you are my whole world.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:27)💬 Do I have to tell you again that 17 and a virgin still isn’t a bad thing?
Kim Taehyung
(7:30)💬 Idk, are you going to tell me to wank again?
Jeon Jungkook
(7:31)💬 You really can’t get over that can you.
Kim Taehyung
(7:32)💬 It’s not everyday a stranger suggests to you to crack one out.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:33)💬 Well it’s not everyday a stranger drunkenly texts you to find out if you’re a virgin.
Kim Taehyung
(7:35)💬 Touche.
Kim Taehyung
(7:36)💬 I’m sorry about that
Kim Taehyung
(7:36)💬 It was probably out of line.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:37)💬 ’Probably’
Kim Taehyung
(7:37)💬 Ok ok I’m sorry!
Jeon Jungkook
(7:38)💬 I wouldn’t have minded so much if I wasn’t trying to sleep off a headache.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:38)💬 Which is why I have cruelly woken you this morning.
Kim Taehyung
(7:39)💬 Well you got me. I have puked twice.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:39)💬 I’ve been there.
Kim Taehyung
(7:40)💬 So… how’s your headache this morning?
Jeon Jungkook
(7:41)💬 Fine… thank you. But I have to go now. I’ll let you go back to sleep.
Kim Taehyung
(7:42)💬 Hah, thanks man.
Kim Taehyung
(7:42)💬 Uh… have a nice day.
Jeon Jungkook
(7:43)💬 Yeah. You too.
Kim Taehyung
(2:43)💬 So, drunken me has saved your number as ‘Pumpkin Tit’ and I think we need to rectify this.
Kim Taehyung
(2:43)💬 Mostly bc my mate Grumpy Cat thinks it’s a little offensive.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:44)💬 Why do I doubt it was ‘drunk you’ that named the contact Pumpkin Tit?
Jeon Jungkook
(2:44)💬 Is it possibly because ‘sober you’ refers to your friend as ‘Grumpy Cat’?
Jeon Jungkook
(2:45)💬 By Jove I think it is!
Kim Taehyung
(2:45)💬 Shut up, it’s a well established nickname.
Kim Taehyung
(2:46)💬 And if you don’t tell me your real name, I’ll have to nickname you too. Maybe something that isn’t Pumpkin Tit.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:47)💬 What’s your nickname, then?
Kim Taehyung
(2:47)💬 4D Alien.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:48)💬 Are you in a gang? Is this an initiation?
Kim Taehyung
(2:48)💬 Do you want to be forever known as Pumpkin Tit???
Jeon Jungkook
(2:49)💬 Well, no…
Kim Taehyung
(2:50)💬 Then describe yourself. Give me something to base the name off.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:51)💬 Did you come up with 4D Alien and Grumpy Cat?
Kim Taehyung
(2:51)💬 Yep. And Midget. You don’t wanna know why we call him that.
Kim Taehyung
(2:52)💬 Now come on. Descriptions.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:52)💬 This sounds like a thinly veiled sext attempt.
Kim Taehyung
(2:53)💬 Yeah and it might very well be, //Pumpkin Tit//.
Kim Taehyung
(2:53)💬 Are you going to risk it.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:54)💬 Fine, fine. I, uh, like reading. I’m trying to read now but some imbecile called ‘4D Alien’ keeps messaging me. Um…
Jeon Jungkook
(2:54)💬 I suddenly don’t know a thing about myself.
Kim Taehyung
(2:55)💬 That’s how it usually goes. Describe yourself physically.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:55)💬 Wow this is a sext
Kim Taehyung
(2:56)💬 You don’t have anything I don’t. Unless you really do have pumpkin tits.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:56)💬 There’s a lot of take and no give here.
Kim Taehyung
(2:57)💬 Fine. Brownish-Black hair. Well-defined jaw-line. Bread Cheeks, dazzling smile, sparkling teeth, luscious heart-shaped lips, toned body, most handsome man on the face of the earth.
Jeon Jungkook
(2:59)💬 Black slightly long hair, dark brown eyes, bunny teeth, scrawny body, pale skin, am actually a vampire.
Kim Taehyung
(3:01)💬 But you said bunny teeth.
Kim Taehyung
(3:01)💬 Hang on… pale skin?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:02)💬 It’s almost luminous.
Kim Taehyung
(3:03)💬 Like, say… the moon?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:03)💬 I guess that’s a popular description.
Kim Taehyung
(3:04)💬 I’ve got it.
Kim Taehyung
(3:04)💬 Drum roll, please.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:05)💬 *drum rolls regrettably*
Kim Taehyung
(3:06)💬 Moon+Bunny = Moony!
Jeon Jungkook
(3:06)💬 Oh Christ.
Kim Taehyung
(3:06)💬 It’s good! Come on, you love it.
Kim Taehyung
(3:07)💬 Don’t you?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:07)💬 I guess it’s better than Pumpkin Tit.
Kim Taehyung
(3:09)💬 Welcome to the gang, Moony.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:10)💬 Thanks, 4D Alien.
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