Chapter 5
Kim Taehyung
(3:34)💬 Are you homophobic?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:36)💬 What
Kim Taehyung
(3:36)💬 You didn’t seem thrilled at the prospect that I think you’re really really ridiculously good-looking.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:37)💬 Was I meant to fall at your feet, Zoolander?
Kim Taehyung
(3:38)💬 No, just
Kim Taehyung
(3:38)💬 You iced me out, man.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:40)💬 Honestly, I really just had to go.
Kim Taehyung
(3:41)💬 So it’s not a homophobic thing?
Jeon Jungkook
(3:41)💬 I can assure you 1000000% I am not homophobic.
Kim Taehyung
(3:42)💬 Good good good.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:43)💬 You’re saying good here just a little too much.
Kim Taehyung
(3:43)💬 Can’t I just be glad my friends aren’t bigots?
Kim Taehyung
(3:44)💬 I say I love boarding school, but there are a lot of shit people here. A whole gang of them. They’re vile, and they’re mostly related to me.
Kim Taehyung
(3:44)💬 My first text to you, the flooding? It was them I was targeting. Small victory, but they had to sleep on the football field, camp style, for a week. It was brilliant.
Kim Taehyung
(3:45)💬 So yeah, like, I have a zero tolerance policy on Bigotry and Stupidity
Jeon Jungkook
(3:45)💬 This is greatly reassuring.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:46)💬 I’m, uh, glad you’re a good person.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:46)💬 It only just struck me that I could be texting a serial murderer or something.
Kim Taehyung
(3:50)💬 Well, don’t rule it out just yet.
Kim Taehyung
(3:52)💬 I have to go to detention now. Cya, Moony.
Jeon Jungkook
(3:52)💬 Have fun with your mistress, 4D Alien.
Kim Taehyung
(12:03)💬 Meat mashup today!
Jeon Jungkook
(12:04)💬 Oo, does it come with real meat?
Kim Taehyung
(12:04)💬 Surprisingly, yes.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:06)💬 That doesn’t look so bad.
Kim Taehyung
(12:06)💬 Not until you realize it’s from the same lot as last week’s.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:07)💬 …Ah. There’s the catch.
Kim Taehyung
(12:07)💬 Let’s see your lunch then.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:08)💬 Um, I don’t… yeah, ok.
Kim Taehyung
(12:10)💬 But that’s breakfast! What are you doing!
Jeon Jungkook
(12:11)💬 I missed breakfast this morning, so I’m having it now. The toast is cold though. And I don’t have any jam.
Kim Taehyung
(12:11)💬 You sound like a grumpy old man.
Kim Taehyung
(12:12)💬 A grumpy old man who sections and neatly arranges his breakfast. On a tray.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:12)💬 Breakfast in bed.
Kim Taehyung
(12:13)💬 It’s midday! And I thought I was lazy!
Jeon Jungkook
(12:13)💬 It’s not laziness. I’m on holiday, I’m allowed to relax.
Kim Taehyung
(12:14)💬 There’s relaxing, and then there’s giving up. Are you dressed?
Jeon Jungkook
(12:14)💬 … No.
Kim Taehyung
(12:15)💬 I rest my case.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:15)💬 Well I’m going to further add to your case and cease this conversation, so I can have a nap.
Kim Taehyung
(12:16)💬 Honestly?!
Jeon Jungkook
(12:17)💬 Yes. Shut up. My head hurts.
Kim Taehyung
(12:17)💬 Good night, Moony.
Jeon Jungkook
(12:18) Hah, good night Alien.
Kim Taehyung
(1:06)💬 Men, I am going to describe some symptoms to you and you are going to help me come up with a diagnosis.
Park Jimin
(1:07)💬 Siriusly, 4D Alien, I’m going to fail this class.
Min Yoongi
(1:08)💬 Midget, you fail every class.
Park Jimin
(1:08)💬 Because assholes like you keep texting me in class!
Kim Taehyung
(1:09)💬 Midget, we have no time for your cynicism and terrible puns. There is a puzzle to be solved.
Min Yoongi
(1:09)💬 This has nothing to do with whomever you were texting at lunch, hm?
Kim Taehyung
(1:10)💬 Sarcasm is also not accepted into the forum.
Park Jimin
(1:11)💬 Oh God is this about that weirdo you keep messaging despite, ya know, not knowing him?
Kim Taehyung
(1:11)💬 Don’t make me delete you from the conversation, Midget.
Min Yoongi
(1:12)💬 Fine, Alien, we’re listening. Right, Midget?
Park Jimin
(1:12)💬 Come on then. You owe me your English notes though.
Kim Taehyung
(1:13)💬 As if you think we’re taking notes.
Kim Taehyung
(1:13)💬 Ok, the first distinctive symptom that has risen numerous times is low self-esteem and frequent headaches.
Kim Taehyung
(1:14)💬 Along with this is paleness, excessive sleeping, and spends a lot of time in bed.
Min Yoongi
(1:15)💬 Didn’t you tell me that he was our age? Dude likes to sleep, you know.
Kim Taehyung
(1:15)💬 But, but, look at this,
Kim Taehyung
(1:16)💬 And he says he’s homeschooled. But that doesn’t look like a home, does it?
Park Jimin
(1:16)💬 Ugh, I hate to eat that shit in the hospital when I get my appendix out. You guys remember that?
Kim Taehyung
(1:16)💬 He’s also said that he shares a ‘sleeping space’ with five other people.
Min Yoongi
(1:17)💬 I see what you’re talking about.
Kim Taehyung
(1:17)💬 AND, ALSO, he skipped breakfast and didn’t even finish that meal. He then had a nap.
Park Jimin
(1:18)💬 So… he’s sick.
Kim Taehyung
(1:18)💬 Thank you, Sherlock, but with what?
Min Yoongi
(1:19)💬 We’re not doctors, Alien. We cannot possibly conclude /what/ it is he has, just that he has something.
Park Jimin
(1:19)💬 Why don’t you just ask him if you two are bffs
Kim Taehyung
(1:20)💬 That’s tactless, Midget.
Park Jimin
(1:20)💬 It’s straight forward! ‘Hi, couldn’t help noticing that you sent me a picture of hospital food. What’s up with that?’
Kim Taehyung
(1:21)💬 He seems like a private kind of person. I don’t want to scare him away.
Min Yoongi
(1:21)💬 I’m gonna have to go with Midget on this one. Just ask him, and if he refuses to answer, move on. It’s not your problem, Taehyung.
Min Yoongi
(1:22)💬 I can see you pouting. I know what you’re thinking.
Park Jimin
(1:22)💬 You can’t expect to save him, Alien. He’s in the hospital. He’s getting help. At least there’s that comfort.
Kim Taehyung
(1:23)💬 Small comfort. Doctors can only do so much.
Min Yoongi
(1:23)💬 And so can friends that have never even met. I’m sure your persistent messaging has been some light in his day.
Park Jimin
(1:24)💬 That makes one of us.
Kim Taehyung
(1:24)💬 HAH MIDGET
Min Yoongi
(1:24)💬 HE WAS NEVER THE MOST DISCREET TEXTER
Kim Taehyung
(1:25)💬 I WAS WAITING FOR WHO WOULD GET CAUGHT FIRST
Park Jimin
(1:25)💬 If you keep texting Mr Park Jimin's phone, Mr Kim, yours will be confiscated next. Do you understand?
Kim Taehyung
(1:25)💬 … Yes Professor Han.
Park Jimin
(1:26)💬 Wrong answer. Bring your phone to the front.
Park Jimin
(1:26)💬 And tell Mr Min to stop laughing or he’ll get a detention.
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