“The Wife He Never WANTED!”
bestfriend talks
After breakfast....post-rishta chaos❄️
Ruhani kicked the door shut with a grunt, her jhumkas clinking like tiny cymbals of war. She threw her phone on the bed and let out a dramatic groan.
ruhani sharma/malhotra(fl)
“Mujhe mat bolna ki tu bhi excited hai for this rishta, Dia. I swear, I’ll block you in real life.”😒
Dia, lounging near the window like a Netflix heroine, smirked and bit into a chocolate bar.🍫
dia(fl bestfriend)
“Acha toh dulhan Rani ko gussa aa gaya? Mujhe laga tujhe toh shaadi ke laddoo chahiye the…”😗
(“Oh, so the queen bride is angry now? I thought you wanted those wedding sweets…")
ruhani sharma/malhotra(fl)
(throwing a cushion at her)
“Mere haathon mein choodiyan nahi hai Dia. Lawyer hoon, dulhan nahi! Sabko kya lagta hai? Mera passion courtroom mein argue karna tha ya Devansh Malhotra se shaadi karna?”😾
dia(fl bestfriend)
“Wait… Devansh? Tu usse mili bhi hai kya? Kaisa dikhta hai? Kya pata Shah Rukh wala charm ho…”🫣
ruhani sharma/malhotra(fl)
(rolling her eyes)
“Please, last time I saw him, main chhoti thi. Usne mujhe Rakhi bandhwai thi! That too with full attitude. And now I’m supposed to marry him?”🙄
dia(fl bestfriend)
“From Rakhi to rishta—kya promotion mila hai tujhe!”😜
ruhani sharma/malhotra(fl)
(slaps her forehead)
“Ugh. Is ghar mein sab logon ne teamwork mein meri barbaadi plan kari hai. Papa ne toh direct bol diya—‘shaadi fix samjho.’ No vote, no choice,😕
dia(fl bestfriend)
(fake announcer voice)
“Coming soon: Ruhani Sharma—Advocate by day, Dulhan by force!”👩🏻🎤
ruhani sharma/malhotra(fl)
(pacing now)
“Tu bata Dia, kya mein itni bekaar hoon? Mujhe kisi ke naam ke saath chipka diya gaya like a sticker!”
dia(fl bestfriend)
“Tune suna nahi? Old family promise hai. Tere dada jiaur Devansh ke dada ji ke beech deal thi. Tum dono ka naam tab se likh diya gaya tha shaadi ke file mein.”🤷🏻♀️
ruhani sharma/malhotra(fl)
Ruhani (mock whispering)
“Bas yeh hi baaki tha. Meri life ek Excel sheet hai jisme meri shaadi ka formula already feed kar diya gaya hai.”🤦🏻♀️
dia(fl bestfriend)
“Tu bhag ja, main tujhe Ladakh chhod doongi. Wahan sirf pahar honge aur no rishtedaar.”
ruhani sharma/malhotra(fl)
“Tempting. But knowing my mom, she’ll have a pandit air-dropped to the Himalayas just to get my muhurat fixed.”
dia(fl bestfriend)
“Aur Devansh? What if he’s ready with sherwani and baraat? What if he’s okay with this?”🤷🏻♀️
ruhani sharma/malhotra(fl)
“Toh jaake usse bol ki uski hone waali dulhan courtroom mein contempt notice bhejne wali hai
dia(fl bestfriend)
(laughs hard)
“Baby, if this guy turns out decent, tujhe shayad pyaar bhi ho jaaye.”😏
ruhani sharma/malhotra(fl)
“Pyaar sirf coffee se hai, aur court se. Devansh Malhotra se toh bas… cross-examination.”😎
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