Ouran High School Host Club
Do you have a passport?
Hikaru Hitachin
[Chuckle] So he had this nightmare that made him bolt up right out of bed.
Kaoru Hitachin
Hikaru! Don't tell them that story. I asked you not to tell anyone that. Why are you so mean to me?
Hikaru Hitachin
I'm sorry Kaoru.
Hikaru Hitachin
I didn't mean to upset you, but you were so adorable when it happened, I had to tell them. I'm sorry.
Kaoru Hitachin
I forgive you.
girl
[Squeal] I've never seen brotherly love quite like that.
Haruhi Fujioka
What are they so excited about? I just don't get it.
Hani senpai
[Yawn] "Sorry, we're running late.
girl
Hello Honey. Hey Mori.
girl 2
We've been waiting here for you guys, hi
Hani senpai
I'm sorry. I was waiting for Takashi to finish his kendo meeting and I fell asleep. Mm, and I'm still not completely awake.
Girls – [Gasp] "So cute!" [Giggling]
Haruhi Fujioka
Is that boy really a third year student?
Kyoya Ootori
Honey-senpai may seem young and childish, but he's a prodigy.
Kyoya Ootori
And then Mori-senpai's allure is his strong and silent disposition.
Hani senpai
Hey Haru-chan, do you want to go have some cake with me?
Haruhi Fujioka
Thanks, but I don't really like cake.
Hani senpai
Then how would you like to hold my bunny Usa-chan?
Haruhi Fujioka
I'm not into bunnies.
Hani senpai
Are you saying you don't like Usa-chan?
Haruhi Fujioka
[Gasp] I guess he is kinda cute, huh?
Hani senpai
Take good care of him, okay?[Laugh]
Kyoya Ootori
You'll notice that our club utilizes each man's unique characteristics to cater to the desires of our guests.
Kyoya Ootori
Just so you know, Tamaki is number one around here. He's the king. His request rate is 70%.
Haruhi Fujioka
What's this world coming to?
Kyoya Ootori
And in order for you to pay off your ¥8,000,000 debt with us, you will act as the Ouran Host Club's dog until you graduate.
Kyoya Ootori
[smirk] I'm sorry, I meant our errand boy.
Kyoya Ootori
You can try to run away if you want to Haruhi, but just so you know, my family employs a priavte police force of 100 officers.
Kyoya Ootori
By the way, do you have a passport?
Tamaki Suoh
You're going to have to work hard to pay off that debt, my little nerd. [Blow]
Haruhi Fujioka
[Hyperventilating] Please don't do that again.
Tamaki Suoh
You need a makeover or no girl's going to look twice at you.
Haruhi Fujioka
Yeah, well, I'm not trying to get girls to look at me.
Tamaki Suoh
Are you kidding me? That's the most important thing. You have to learn to be a gentleman and please the ladies, like me.
Haruhi Fujioka
I just don't think it's all that important.
Haruhi Fujioka
Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway?
Haruhi Fujioka
I mean, all that really matters is what's on the inside right? I don't understand why you even have a host club like this.
Tamaki Suoh
It's a cruel reality, isn't it?
Tamaki Suoh
It's not often that God creates a perfect person like moi, beautiful both inside and out.
Tamaki Suoh
I understand how you feel since not everyone is blessed as I am, but you must console yourself. Otherwise how would you go on living?
Tamaki Suoh
And think about this Haruhi. Why do you think they put works of art in museums? Because beauty should be shared with the world, and those born beautiful should....
Haruhi Fujioka
(~There's a word to describe people like him.~)
Tamaki Suoh
...promote other beautiful things. That's why I started this club in the first place. I did it for those who are....
Haruhi Fujioka
(~Hmm. What is it?~)
Tamaki Suoh
...starved for beauty. For those working day and night, pursuing beauty. And although....
Haruhi Fujioka
(~Aw man, I wish I could remember that word. Hmmm~)
Tamaki Suoh
.... your looks may be average, and you have a few negative characteristics, I've chosen to share my expertise with you. Here's a tip. When setting down your glass, extend your pinky finger as a cushion, and that way when you set it down you won't be...
Tamaki Suoh
... making a lot of noise. Gentlemen do not...
Haruhi Fujioka
(~maybe...~)
Tamaki Suoh
...make loud sounds. Besides, ....
Haruhi Fujioka
(~"a pain in the neck"?~)
Tamaki Suoh
... a gentleman looks much more refined...
Haruhi Fujioka
(~No, there's something that fits him perfectly~)
Tamaki Suoh
that way. I like to check my reflection.., but above all else Haruhi, you must remember, how effective a glance to the side can be.
Haruhi Fujioka
Huh. I got it!
Tamaki Suoh
Oh, did I strike a chord?
Haruhi Fujioka
Uh, I'm sorry Tamaki-senpai.
Hikaru Hitachiin and Kaoru Hitachiin – [Laugh]
Hikaru Hitachin
You're a hero alright.
Haruhi Fujioka
~But he is a pain in the neck.~
Haruhi Fujioka
I'm sorry senpai, but your lesson did strike a small chord with me.
Tamaki Suoh
Really? It did? Let me teach you more, my friend.
Haruhi Fujioka
Well, he got over that quick."
Kaoru Hitachin
You can teach him all the basics of hosting...
Hikaru Hitachin
But he's not going to get very far with the ladies if he doesn't look the part you know. He's not exactly host club material but...
Hikaru Hitachin
Maybe if we took off his glasses it'll help.
Hikaru Hitachiin and Kaoru Hitachiin – [both shoked 😳😳😳]
hey hey hey sorry for the late chapter.
Comments
Kinari Nawanura
pls do it faster for the new chapter I really want it
2021-02-20
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