Ouran High School Host Club
Instant Coffee?
girl
Um, Tamaki, what's your favorite song?
Tamaki Suoh
What song? The one that reminds me of you, of course.
girl
I baked you a cake today. Would you like to taste it?
Tamaki Suoh
Only if you'll feed it to me darling.
girl
Oh wow. You're so dreamy.
Seika Ayanokoji
May I have a word with you Tamaki?
Seika Ayanokoji
I've recently heard the Host Club is keeping a little kitten without a pedigree.
Tamaki Suoh
I don't know if I'd call him that.
Tamaki Suoh
Speak of the devil! Thanks for doing the shopping little piglet. Did you get everything on our list?
Haruhi Fujioka
What? Piglet?
Tamaki Suoh
Hey, wait a minute, what is this?
Haruhi Fujioka
Just what it looks like. It's coffee.
Tamaki Suoh
I've never seen this brand before. Is this the kind that's already ground?
Haruhi Fujioka
What do you mean? It's instant coffee
Tamaki Suoh
Whoa. I've heard of this before. It's commoners' coffee. You just add hot water.
girl
I didn't know there was such a thing
girl 2
So it's true then. Poor people don't even have enough time to grind their own coffee beans.
Kyoya Ootori
Commoners are pretty smart.
Hikaru Hitachin
100 grams for ¥300?
Kaoru Hitachin
That's a lot less than we normally pay.
Haruhi Fujioka
I'll go back and get something else. Excuse me for not buying you guys expensive coffee.
Tamaki Suoh
No, I'll keep it.
Tamaki Suoh
I'm going to give it a try.
Tamaki Suoh
I will drink this coffee!
Tamaki Suoh
Alright Haruhi, get over here and make me some of this commoners' coffee.
Haruhi Fujioka
~I hate all these damn rich people.~
Seika Ayanokoji
Oh Tamaki, now you're taking the joke too far. Your palate won't be able to stomach that crap. You don't have to drink it just because he bought it.
Seika Ayanokoji
I'm sorry. I was talking to myself
Haruhi Fujioka
Eh, I'm comin'
Tamaki Suoh
Let the tasting begin
girl
I'm a little scared to drink this stuff.
girl 2
I'm afraid if I drink this my father will yell at me
Tamaki Suoh
What if I let you drink it from my mouth?
girl 2
Well then I would drink it.
Haruhi Fujioka
~This is ridiculous.~
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