Ouran High School Host Club
Starting Today, You Are a Host
Haruhi Fujioka
[Sigh] This place has four library rooms. You'd think one of them would be quiet.
Haruhi Fujioka
How are things in heaven Mom? I can't believe it's been ten years already. I'm beginning to think that rich kids only come to school to have a good time.
Haruhi Fujioka
I guess this is the only place I'll be able to study in peace and quiet.
Haruhi Fujioka
When I opened the door, I found the Host Club.
"Starting Today, You Are a Host!"
Tamaki Suoh
"Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Ouran Academy. The Ouran Host Club is where the school's handsomest boys, with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super-rich and beautiful."
Haruhi Fujioka
This is a host club?
Hikaru Hitachin
"Oh wow, it's a boy!"
Kaoru Hitachin
"Oh wow, it's a boy!"
Kyoya Ootori
Hikaru, Kaoru, I believe this young man is in the same class as you, isn't he?
Hikaru Hitachin
Yeah, but he's shy. He doesn't act very sociably, so we don't know much about him.
Kyoya Ootori
Hm. Well, that wasn't very polite.
Kyoya Ootori
"Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. Honor Student."
Tamaki Suoh
What? You must be Haruhi Fujioka! You're the exceptional honor student we've heard about.
Haruhi Fujioka
How did you know my name?
Kyoya Ootori
Why, you're infamous. It's not every day that a commoner gains entrance into our academy. You must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as an honor student Mr. Fujioka.
Haruhi Fujioka
Well uh, thank you I guess
Tamaki Suoh
You're welcome. You're a hero to other poor people, Fujioka. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy. It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others.
Haruhi Fujioka
think you're taking this "poor" thing too far.
Tamaki Suoh
Spurned. Neglected. But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you poor man, to our world of beauty.
Haruhi Fujioka
I'm outta here.
Hani senpai
Hey! Come back here Haru-chan! You must be like a superhero or something. That's so cool!
Haruhi Fujioka
I'm not a hero. I'm an honor student.
Haruhi Fujioka
*yells*And who are you calling "Haru-chan"!
Tamaki Suoh
I never would've imagined the famous scholar would be so openly gay.
Haruhi Fujioka
Openly what?
Tamaki Suoh
So tell me what kind of guys you're into. Do you like the strong, silent type? The boy Lolita? How about the mischievous type, or the cool type?
Haruhi Fujioka
Uh... I, uh... It's not like that. I was just looking for a quiet place to study.
Tamaki Suoh
Or maybe... You're into a guy like me. What do you say?
Haruhi Fujioka
Uh." [Gasp] [Gasp] [Whimper]
Haruhi stumbles upon a vase.
Hikaru Hitachin
We were going to feature that Renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction
Kaoru Hitachin
Oh, now you've done it commoner. The bidding on that vase was supposed to start at ¥8,000,000!"
Haruhi Fujioka
What? ¥8,000,000!? How many thousand yen is that? How many thousands are in a million?
Haruhi Fujioka
*in a low voice* Uh, I'm gonna have to pay you back.
Hikaru Hitachin
With what money? You can't even afford a school uniform.
Kaoru Hitachin
What's with that grubby outfit you've got on anyway?
Kyoya Ootori
Well, what do you think we should do Tamaki?
Tamaki Suoh
There's a famous saying you may have heard Fujioka, "When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do." Since you have no money, you can pay with your body. That means starting today, you're the Host Club's dog.
Haruhi Fujioka
~I don't know if I can handle this Mom. I've been captured by a bunch of boys that are calling themselves a host club.~
Comments
Koriin
💓💓
2023-03-29
0
Willowy Hollows
I love this episode
2021-03-06
0
cookie
hunny senpai is soooo cute I woched the show and this is just like the 1epesode
2020-12-12
2