The Villain Detective Is Retiring from Evil
Ch 4
Seo Yoon-ah was beginning to realize something terrible.
She had been reverse-proposed-to by a delusional villain in disguise and now she was legally, contractually, and very painfully… the CEO of Shiwa Investigations.
Which sounded cool until you realized Shiwa had over thirty active cases, four rival firms watching like hawks, and one investigator who tried to expense “emotional support sunglasses” on her very first day.
Yoon-ah had not slept. Her diet consisted of crime scene coffee and suppressed screaming. Her inbox had become a warzone. She now spoke fluent legalese and passive-aggressive email.
Park Min-gyu was thriving.
Meanwhile, somewhere high above the city skyline in a glossy penthouse suite that probably cost more than her soul…
Ji-hoon lay sprawled on a designer leather couch in silk pajamas, a gold-trimmed face mask on, one hand in a bag of imported shrimp chips, the other lazily flipping through his crystal-clear OLED screen playing a historical drama.
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Oh come on, just confess already!You saw her crying in the rain, you emotionally constipated man-baby—!
>[System: You are supposed to be the emotionally constipated man-baby.]
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Not anymore
Ji-hoon declared proudly, tossing a chip across the room. It landed directly in a glass bowl held by a robotic butler.
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
That’s Seo Yoon-ah’s problem now.
He stretched, then scribbled in his waterproof notepad (yes, he still carried it everywhere):
To Do:
1) Buy a cat.
2) Name it ‘Justice.’
3) Never return to Shiwa ever again.
His latest spa device beeped softly, releasing a puff of lavender-infused air.
Then, his iphone 16 pro Max buzzed.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
📩You absolute lunatic. Your investigator punched a client's husband. Why does HR consist of one guy named Jin who keeps asking me if I’m ‘cool with bribes’?
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
📩Aww, you’re doing great! CEO life suits you. Try breathing exercises. And lavender oil.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
📩 I’M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.
Ji-hoon smiled as he reached for his fresh-pressed juice, prepared by a chef he couldn’t pronounce the name of.
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
I love her spirit,She’ll be fine. Probably.
Back at Shiwa HQ, chaos reigned.
Someone in IT had rebooted the entire system trying to change the screensaver. The coffee machine exploded. The investigator who punched the husband was now in charge of client relations. Yoon-ah’s temples throbbed.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
📩Just so you know, I changed the password to your office. You’re locked out now. Enjoy your retirement, you Fucking peice of crap villain.
And in the penthouse, Ji-hoon?
He smiled, curled deeper into his couch, and binged My Boss is a Mafia Prince with a cat named justice on his lap and zero remorse in his soul.
>[System: Your karma debt is rising.]
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Shh,That sounds like a future me problem.
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2025-06-01
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