The Villain Detective Is Retiring from Evil
Ch-3
Shiwa Investigations’ headquarters looked like it had never known the gentle touch of budget cuts. Sleek glass walls, smart-suited receptionists, and an elevator that talked back in six languages.
Han Ji-hoon adjusted his tie as he stepped into the building, whistling softly.
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
God, even the air here smells like scandal and espresso.
>[System: You have arrived at the lair of your villainous empire. Try not to give it away in under 30 minutes.]
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
No promises.
He made his way to the top floor, where the executive offices were, and waited in his absurdly expensive leather chair like a boss villain awaiting his hero.
Right on time, Seo Yoon-ah walked in.
In person, she looked even more unbothered than he remembered. Dressed in casual workwear with her hair tied loosely back, she gave Ji-hoon a polite nod and a curious smile.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
CEO Park? You wanted to see me?
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Yes,Come in. Sit. Let me ruin your life.
Ji-hoon said, gesturing grandly.
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Nothing! I said let me enlighten your life. Big opportunity. Huge.
She arched a brow and took a seat
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
This isn’t about that parking ticket your investigator tried to frame me with, is it?
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
I would never—okay maybe I would, but I won’t now. I’m reformed. Kind of.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
*narrows eyes*
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
Are you drunk?
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
No. But I am about to do something very stupid, and I want you to witness it.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
*blink*
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
I called you here,because I’ve been watching you—professionally, not creepily—and I’m impressed. You’re smart, quick, and mildly terrifying. So I have a little test for you.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
You’re giving me a pop quiz?
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Exactly!
He pulled a file out from under his desk and slapped it on the table.
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Here’s the case. Solve it in five minutes.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
If I solve it, do I get a money
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
*smile*
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Something even better
She flipped through the file quickly: a theft, a suspect, a timeline, a few scattered photos, and Ji-hoon watching her like a cat setting up a mouse for a surprise spa day in a blender.
Three minutes later, she shut the file.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
It was the janitor. He switched his gloves to avoid fingerprints, but he accidentally left a receipt in the break room trash that showed he bought the exact same brand of gloves used in the theft. Also, he’s left-handed, and so is the thief in the security footage.
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
You scare me
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
Thank you?
He stood up suddenly, clapped his hands like a man about to auction off his soul.
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Well, congratulations! Seo Yoon-ah, you're now the official successor to Shiwa Investigations!
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
What!!?
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
I’m giving you the company! You passed the test!
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
What test?! That was a case! A regular case! What the hell do you mean you’re giving me the—
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
I’ve decided to retire from evil
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
*puts hands on hips*
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
You're brilliant. The company is yours. It’s all very symbolic. Also legal. I already sent the transfer paperwork to Legal. Surprise!
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
Is this a prank? Are there cameras? Did your assistant spike your coffee?
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
Nope. I’m just tired. I want to do yoga and make soup.
Seo yoon-ah { FL }
You can’t just hand over your empire and go make soup!
Park Min-gyu { Ji-hoon }
I can and I did. And you, dear detective, have just been promoted to shiwa investigations
> [System: You have passed the 'Make a Terrible Decision with Confidence' milestone. Reward unlocked: One emotional crisis incoming.]
Ji-hoon beamed. Seo Yoon-ah looked like she was about to call security. And somewhere in the distance, fate did a slow clap.
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