Not Another Love Letter Meet my crazy family ²

Ethan/ second middle child

The Second Older Brother The Heartbreaker

Ethan/ second middle child

Moving on, let’s talk about my older brother, Jake. If Emily is a drama queen, then Jake is the king of heartbreakers.

Ethan/ second middle child

He’s smart, good-looking, and basically, girls throw themselves at him. He’s also got more exes than Emily has failed relationships which is saying something. (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

Ethan/ second middle child

I find him in the living room, scrolling through his phone like he’s analyzing stock markets.

Jake/second older child

Yo, Ethan

says, without looking up.

Jake/second older child

Got a problem? I got solutions.

Ethan/ second middle child

( i sit next to him) Yeah, how do I make sure Liam doesn’t blow up the house before the weekend?

Jake/second older child

( pauses, thinking) Tie him to a chair?

Ethan/ second middle child

..........Tempting, but I like my life. ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

Jake/second older child

*smirk* Then you’re out of luck, little bro.

Ethan/ second middle child

And then, there’s my third older sister, Olivia. The emo, the mysterious one, the person nobody messes with. She wears all black, listens to rock music all night, and somehow, despite doing nothing but gaming, she still passes her exams with 91 marks. 😒ರ⁠_⁠ರ

Ethan/ second middle child

She’s sitting in her gaming chair, eyes glued to the screen.

Ethan/ second middle child

Ethan/ second middle child

Liv, how do you even do it? You don’t study, and you still get better marks than me

Olivia/ Frist middle child

(She finally turns to me, smirking) I absorb knowledge through my soul.

Olivia/ Frist middle child

Ethan/ second middle child

(I blink. ) That doesn’t even make sense. ʕ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠ʔ

Olivia/ Frist middle child

(shrugs) Life isn’t fair Ethan

Mom and Dad are like the backbone of the family. Cool, supportive, and somehow, despite all the chaos, they love us all equally. I have no idea how they manage to deal with five totally different kids without losing their minds, but they do.

Dad walks in with his morning coffee, glancing around at the chaos.