meet my crazy family¹
Ethan/ second middle child
Ethan/ second middle child
You ever wake up in the morning and just know your day is about to be chaotic?
Ethan/ second middle child
Yeah, welcome to my life. I’m Ethan, the second middle child in a family of five.
Ethan/ second middle child
You might think being in the middle makes me invisible, but nah I make sure everyone knows I exist.
Ethan/ second middle child
Smart, charming, and with enough rizz to make even the strictest teachers give me an extra five minutes on my test. 😎
Ethan/ second middle child
But let’s not talk about me too much. First, let me introduce you to my family, cause, oh boy, they’re something else.
Ethan/ second middle child
The Youngest Brother The Mad Scientist (@_@)
Ethan/ second middle child
I Barely step out of my room before something small and metal rolls past my foot and
Ethan/ second middle child
Boom 💥
Ethan/ second middle child
Ethan/ second middle child
It explodes. (Relax, not real explosion just smoke and some weird sparks.) (•‿•)
Liam/ youngest child
ETHAN! YOU STEPPED ON MY INVENTION
Ethan/ second middle child
My little brother, Liam, screams from across the hall.
Ethan/ second middle child
Liam is the youngest, the little genius, the one who thinks he’s the next Einstein but mostly just blows things up. (≧▽≦)
Ethan/ second middle child
He’s always inventing weird stuff half of which ends up breaking something important in the house. 😒
Liam/ youngest child
I don’t invent weird things, okay?! *shouts, pointing at me.* (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Ethan/ second middle child
raise an eyebrow.
Ethan/ second middle child
Dude, last week you made a self toasting bread holder
Ethan/ second middle child
And it caught fire while the bread was still in the bag.
Liam/ youngest child
That was an accident * grumbles* ʕಠ_ಠʔ
Ethan/ second middle child
😒
Ethan/ second middle child
Now, let’s move on before Liam tries to zap me with his new invention.
Ethan/ second middle child
The oldest sister the dream queen
Ethan/ second middle child
Meet Emily, my oldest sister. She’s cool, popular, and rizzed up to another level.
She’s in college, everyone loves her, and she’s basically a fashion icon. The problem?
She falls in love faster than WiFi connects in a café. And every single time without fail she gets dumped.
Right on cue, I pass by her room and hear loud sobbing.
Emily/ Frist older child
I just don’t get it! I was perfect, and he still left me! * she cries into her pillow*
Ethan/ second middle child
*I step inside* Emily, was this the guy from last week or a new one?
Emily/ Frist older child
She glares at me** New one.
Ethan/ second middle child
I nod. * Tough luck, sis. But hey, at least you’re consistent.
She throws a pillow at my face.
Emily/ Frist older child
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