Episode 1 – "JAMB Lesson: Biology & Body Mass"

Episode 1 – "JAMB Lesson: Biology & Body Mass"

The classroom was packed with students, all sweating under the old ceiling fan that barely worked. Ella, Treasure, and Victoria had just settled in when the three new girls walked in. The girls were all different, but one thing was clear—except for one, they were all big.

The teacher, a strict woman with thick glasses and an oversized Ankara gown, tapped the board with her ruler. "Today, we are learning about Body Mass Index (BMI) and body measurements. Since this is Biology, we will be practical. Every student must state their weight, height, and if they like—their breast size in centimeters."

A murmur spread through the class. Some students snickered, while others shifted uncomfortably. Ella, Treasure, and Victoria exchanged glances.

Treasure scoffed. "So, we are now measuring assets in this school?"

Ella adjusted her breasts, sighing. "I don’t even need to say mine. My chest speaks for itself."

The first new girl, Teni, stepped forward. She was short and thick, with an exaggerated figure. She cleared her throat and read from the paper the teacher handed her.

Teni’s Weight: 88 kg

Height: 5'4" (162 cm)

Breast Size: 140 cm

Some boys whistled, and the teacher shot them a deadly glare.

The second girl, Zainab, the pear-shaped one, stood up next. She hesitated but then spoke.

Zainab’s Weight: 95 kg

Height: 5'6" (167 cm)

Breast Size: 130 cm

Treasure leaned over to Ella. "She’s carrying all her weight in her hips, abeg."

The third girl, Chisom, the only slim one, stood confidently.

Chisom’s Weight: 70 kg

Height: 5'5" (165 cm)

Breast Size: 110 cm

Victoria nodded. "She’s the only one that won’t fight with tailors."

Then came Victoria’s turn. She sighed and stood up.

Victoria’s Weight: 90 kg

Height: 5'7" (170 cm)

Breast Size: 150 cm

Next was Treasure. She smirked as she adjusted her chair before standing up dramatically.

Treasure’s Weight: 135 kg

Height: 5'8" (173 cm)

Breast Size: 175 cm

The boys whispered amongst themselves. Some looked impressed, others overwhelmed.

Then, finally, it was Ella’s turn. She took her paper and walked to the front with confidence.

Ella’s Weight: 120 kg

Height: 5'9" (175 cm)

Breast Size: 205 cm

A loud gasp spread through the class.

One boy coughed. "Omo, that’s a whole human chest!"

Another whispered, "She carries a whole house there."

Ella flipped her hair. "Yes, I know. Y’all should focus on your own chests, which are flatter than Nigeria’s economy."

The teacher clapped her hands. "Enough! Now, let’s calculate the BMI of each of you and see if you are healthy or not."

The girls exchanged looks. This was about to be embarrassing.

To be continued…

Want me to add their BMI calculations next? 😆

Episode 3 – "BMI Wahala & Tailor Problems"

The class was buzzing after hearing everyone's body measurements. The boys were still whispering about Ella’s 205 cm breast size, and the girls were side-eyeing each other, wondering if they should start dieting or embrace their figures.

The teacher clapped her hands. "Now, let’s calculate your Body Mass Index (BMI). Who knows the formula?"

A nerdy boy in glasses raised his hand. "BMI is calculated by dividing weight in kilograms by height in meters squared."

The teacher nodded. "Correct! Now, let’s check if you people are healthy, overweight, or obese."

BMI Calculations:

Ella

Weight: 120 kg

Height: 1.75 m

BMI: 39.2 (Obese)

Ella sighed. "Aunty, I already know where this is going."

Treasure

Weight: 135 kg

Height: 1.73 m

BMI: 45.1 (Severely Obese)

Treasure groaned. "God, why?"

Victoria

Weight: 90 kg

Height: 1.70 m

BMI: 31.1 (Obese)

Victoria muttered, "At least I’m not alone."

Teni

Weight: 88 kg

Height: 1.62 m

BMI: 33.5 (Obese)

Teni shook her head. "My village people did this to me."

Zainab

Weight: 95 kg

Height: 1.67 m

BMI: 34.1 (Obese)

Zainab crossed her arms. "All these numbers sef. I still look good."

Chisom (The Slim One)

Weight: 70 kg

Height: 1.65 m

BMI: 25.7 (Overweight)

Chisom smiled. "Overweight? Me? This system is broken."

The boys in the class were trying (and failing) to hold in their laughter, while some of the slimmer girls were whispering amongst themselves.

The teacher sighed. "Ladies, this is why it's important to eat healthy and exercise."

Treasure rolled her eyes. "Madam, even if I run from Lagos to Abuja, my body will still be like this."

Ella adjusted her breasts. "I was born this way. No matter what, my tailor will still suffer."

Teni groaned. "Speaking of tailors, can we talk about how Nigerian tailors are useless? Every time I give them my size, they still sew nonsense!"

Victoria laughed. "Exactly! I gave my tailor my exact measurements, and she still made a dress that squeezed me like pure water nylon!"

Zainab shook her head. "Tailors don’t respect big girls. I told my tailor to make my skirt free, and she still sewed nonsense."

Chisom smirked. "Can’t relate."

The rest of the girls side-eyed her.

Ella sighed. "Anyway, BMI or no BMI, tailor or no tailor, we move!"

The class continued, but the girls had already formed a bond—one based on their struggles, their confidence, and their determination to prove that beauty comes in all sizes.

To be continued…

Do you want Episode 4 to focus on their struggles with boys, school drama, or something else? 😆

Episode 5 – "JAMB Day: Ella's Seduction Tactics"

The day had finally arrived—JAMB exam day. The hall was packed with nervous students, some praying, some sweating, and some like Ella, who had other plans.

Ella adjusted her tight blouse, struggling to fit her massive 205 cm assets inside. Her outfit wasn’t even supposed to be revealing, but her "God-given gifts" made every outfit look scandalous. Treasure, sitting beside her, raised an eyebrow.

"Ella, why is your top screaming for help?" Treasure whispered.

Ella smirked. "Forget that one. I no fit fail this exam. I have a strategy."

Victoria, sitting behind them, looked confused. "Which strategy?"

Ella leaned in. "Watch and learn."

The JAMB invigilator, a middle-aged man with a big belly, walked into the room, holding a stack of papers. He adjusted his glasses and looked around.

"Phones off! No malpractice! If I catch you, you’re finished!" he barked.

Ella smiled. "No wahala, sir."

The exam started. Question 1. Biology. Ella stared at the paper. What is the function of the mitochondria? She blinked. "Ah, what is that one again?"

She peeked at Treasure’s paper. Nothing. Victoria? Nothing. Chisom? Handwriting too tiny.

Ella sighed. "Time for Plan B."

She raised her hand. "Excuse me, sir."

The invigilator walked over. "What is it?"

Ella adjusted her blouse, making sure her "gifts" were properly displayed. She gave him a small smile and spoke softly. "Sir, please, I need help. I don’t understand the questions."

The invigilator froze for a second, his eyes clearly struggling to stay above her chest. He coughed and looked around. "I can’t help you. That’s malpractice."

Ella leaned closer, her perfume filling the air. "But sir, you look like someone who loves helping students. Please…" She batted her eyelashes and tilted her head slightly.

The man gulped. "Uh… which question?"

Ella smirked. "Let’s start from number one."

The man hesitated, then whispered the answer.

Ella grinned. "Thank you, sir. You’re too kind."

The invigilator stayed there longer than necessary, giving her more answers in a low voice.

Treasure and Victoria watched in disbelief.

Treasure whispered, "This girl is not normal."

Victoria shook her head. "She’s using the power of nyash and breast to pass JAMB."

Ten minutes later…

Ella sat back, relaxed, filling in her answers with ease. The invigilator kept walking past her table unnecessarily, always checking if she needed more help.

Meanwhile, other students were struggling. One boy tried to copy from another student and got caught immediately. The invigilator shouted, "Malpractice! You! Stand up!" and kicked the poor boy out.

Ella smirked. "See as life no balance. Some people dey chop malpractice, others dey fail."

At the end of the exam, Ella waved sweetly at the invigilator.

"Sir, God bless you. I will never forget your kindness."

The man smiled awkwardly, adjusting his tie. "Just… read more next time."

Ella winked. "Of course, sir."

As they left the hall, Treasure shook her head. "Ella, you’re shameless."

Victoria sighed. "One day, this your seduction tactics will land you in trouble."

Ella laughed. "Until then, my dear, we move!"

To be continued…

🔥😂 What should happen next? Should the invigilator get in trouble, or should Ella continue her legendary ways?

Episode 6 – "JAMB Results & University Dreams"

The long-awaited JAMB results were finally out. The girls sat together at a local café, refreshing their phones anxiously. The moment of truth had arrived.

The JAMB Scores

Treasure: English – 78, Biology – 90, Chemistry – 72, Physics – 85 (Total: 325/400 – Very Good!)

Victoria: English – 65, Biology – 88, Chemistry – 70, Physics – 80 (Total: 303/400 – Solid Score!)

Ella: English – 12, Biology – 100, Chemistry – 8, Physics – 5 (Total: 125/400 – Epic Failure 😭)

The group stared at Ella’s screen in shock.

Treasure burst into laughter. "Ella, what is this? You only passed Biology?"

Ella folded her arms, adjusting her blouse again as her massive breasts had shifted out of place. "At least I got 100 in one subject. Can you people respect me?"

Victoria sighed. "Even with your cheating, you still failed?"

Ella rolled her eyes. "Let’s focus on the important part. We all have to pick a university now. What’s the plan?"

Choosing Their University

The girls huddled around Treasure’s phone, scrolling through different schools. Then, they all saw one that stood out instantly.

"Big Heritage University."

Ella’s eyes widened. "Wait… I heard about that school. Their motto is ‘Excellence in All Things.’ But do you know the real reason girls go there?"

Victoria nodded. "Yes! They are known for having the biggest hostel rooms and the strongest beds. No more struggling with small space because of our… you know…" She looked down at her big chest.

Treasure smirked. "And the school uniform? Custom made for all body sizes. No more ripping clothes every day!"

Ella held her chest dramatically. "This is the university made for us!"

Treasure continued. "And their lecture halls? Spacious seats, no more getting stuck in tiny chairs because of—"

Victoria finished the sentence. "Our Nyash."

Ella clapped her hands. "Ah! This is destiny!"

The girls made their decision together. Big Heritage University was their future. No more struggling with clothes that didn’t fit. No more getting stuck in seats. No more judgmental stares. This was the ultimate university for girls like them.

As they celebrated, Ella suddenly felt something shift.

RIPPPPP!!

Her blouse tore open again, and her Akara fell out of her shirt onto the table. The waiter froze in horror.

Treasure facepalmed. "Ella, for the love of God, stop disturbing the peace!"

Ella sighed, "Abeg, let’s just go and buy rope to tie this thing back in place."

To be continued…

🔥😂 Should they face challenges at Big Heritage University? Maybe some jealous girls? Let me know what should happen next!

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