Bella:"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!? YOU JUST BULLIED ME AND ALMOST KILLED ME!!!"
Lisa:"We just wanna play with you since our family was away."
Brandon:"Yeah! We want to."
Bella:"By what?! Kill me and turn me into Christmas Turkey and have them eat me but leave my heart behind?! Break my bones? FORCE TASTING AND FEEDING ME CIGARETTES?!? READ SMUT AND YAOI?! BEING KILLED BY THE LOVER OF DEATH ON YOUR "THE CRIMSON EXECUTIONER FROM THE BLOODY PIT OF HORROR"-STYLED TORTURE ROOM?!?!? YOU, HAVE, GONE, WAY TO FAR!!!! If my family sees you 2 trying to kill me, YOU ARE GETTING COAL FOR CHRISTMAS!!! AND YOU WILL BE GROUNDED!!!"
Brandon:"So?"
Lisa:"So WHAT?!?"
Bella:"BEHAVE AND BE GOOD, FOR THE FLOWER OF GOODNESS' SAKE!!!"
Brandon and Lisa (Both):"What happens of WE DON'T?"
Bella:"YOU WILL DIE!!!"
Lisa:"What are we going to to do now, if we don't wanna violently torture you?"
Bella:"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT AND GO TO YOUR ROOMS!
Brandon and Lisa shake in fear and hug each other as they hear my warning to them not to annoy, kill, or even BOSS ME AROUND! They agreed and said yes to my deal and went to their personal bedrooms. I hang out with them for 1 hour, and then, while I was trying to make cookies, my phone rang while I was stirring the batter. It was my besties Kayla and Ron! I answered the phone, and then I heard that Ron's sister-in-law, Ashley, and her boyfriend Pedro are coming to America from Brazil for Christmas, because Ashley said that Pedro haven't heard or seen a White Christmas before. I was excited about the news, and Ron said that on December 23rd, he asked me for a drive to pick up Ashley and Pedro. Furthermore, I was excited and accepted the plan. Likewise, I ended the call and turns the batter into the dough, rolls the dough, puts cookie cutters on the dough, and then puts them into the oven. And I start to fall asleep while waiting for the cookies to be ready.
30 minutes later, I was still asleep and the cookies were going to be ready in 5 minutes, Lisa and Brandon, being the jerks and the demons they are, grabs a butter knife, handcuffs for kids, and a satanic ritual book from their torture room, and guess what? THEY TRIED TO KILL ME WHILE I WAS ASLEEP AND WAITING FOR THE COOKIES!!! I take their weapons away by grabbing them, and I yelled at them because they disrespected MY orders!
*Brandon and Lisa sobbing and crying as Bella discipline them*
I yelled at them with a loud voice and then the duo started to shiver in terror, seeing me as a monster.
Bella:"YOU...! YOU 2 ARE THE ONES WHO DECIDED TO BE IDIOTS AND TRY TO KILL ME RIGHT BEFORE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY CAME HOME AND THEN THEY WILL ALL FREAK YOU OUT AND YOU WILL BE ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST FOREVER UNTIL YOU DIE!!! UNDERSTAND?!?"
Lisa and Brandon said to me: "Yes, mam." And I said to them back: "Thank you."
Bella:"Good. Now, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN."
Lisa:"Yes, mam."
They all left and go back to their rooms after being grounded and them I go back to sleep on the couch.
I just heard the oven beeping, went to the kitchen, grab some oven mitts, and the cookies are ready, except for one. It was burnt as hell... No matter, I just took one small bite from the burnt cookie, and it was a little... Well...? What do you think? Write it in the comments. Let's get back on topic, shall we? After I taste the burnt cookie, I just put the burnt one on the plain Ziploc bag, while the perfectly good ones are in the box. Since it was done, I can finally chill in peace while doing my homework. If it was Ms. Moose's work, I will be extremely furious!
Later, at Lisa's room, they have an evil plan to kill me once and for all! They have the bloody knives on the floor, pointing North, East, South, and West, and a tobacco box in the middle of the bloody knives. What are they THINKING ABOUT?!? MURDER?!? So, let's take a guess...
Lisa:"Well, Brandon, I think we are BFFs, and siblings who love violence, and fool everyone in public. So, we must keep on a low profile. We are innocent, sweet, and well-behaved, But every time our sister Bella came along and is more innocent, kinder and sweeter than anyone else, including us, SHE'LL FREAKING EMBARRASS US! So, we are going to make a plan, right now."
Brandon:"What if we shoot her in the face, or in the chest?"
Lisa:"JUST, BASICALLY SHOOT HER?!?"
Brandon:"Uhh...-"
Lisa:"Just face it very good and well, my sweet. The Death of Bella should be NOTHING BUT A MASTERPIECE! The triumph of my SHEER COMIC GENIUS, OVER HER RIDICULOUS MASK AND GADGETS! AND THE TRIUMPH OF OUR VIOLENT PSYCHOPATHY, OVER HER GROSSLY RIDICULOUS INNOCENCE!!!!
Brandon:"Are we going to do now to kill Bella?"
Lisa:"Let's see, umm... AHA!!! I have the GREATEST idea... Just wait and see..."
Later, in the living room, I am done with my homework, even the most PAINFUL work and equation problems by Ms. Moose, aka The Screecher, I decide to go to the fridge in the kitchen, grab a bottle of water, and them drinks it, and then, I heard the bell rang. It wasn't my family nor my friends, it was a bunch of introverts and ambiverts who that I had a crush on, but all failed miserably and are addicted to smoking and claimed that anti-smoking and anti-đŕůģ PSAs are trash and garbage and rather smoke their reality away than accepting the truth, ALL wanted me back, so I can be terrified... ... I am disappointed, I really am... Those morons... So, I reasoned with them.
"I'm sorry guys, but you are really jerks! I'm one of you guys, but this is WAY TOO FAR! So, You may go now! PLEASE!!!"
All of the introverts and ambiverts, especially those who I had a crush on them, but failed, ran away and say their prayers. "Yes mam." The introverts and ambiverts say as they ran away. I closed the door, and then, UH OH... ...THIS IS NOT GOOD...
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