2—Daniel X Matthew [BL] Part 2

5:00 PM...

Daniel (He/Him):"Is it cold out here?"

Matthew (He/Him):"Yes. We put on some warm clothes."

Daniel:"When did that she-wolf last killed her victims with self-control?"

Shota (They/Them):"Right there! Right where I hear from the window in my apartment! That's the crime scene where the police was investigating, but she killed them as well!"

Daniel:"Yikes!"

Matthew:"Hey guys, Matthew here again, and Daniel and I were heroes tasked with killing the Half-Werewolf, Half-Black Cat Demon in human form, named Lilly "Black-Heart" Hunt, the Two-Faced version of Lilly, the Patron of Families. Ely Yela, her assistant to be, spread lilies all over the path where ever she goes by day, but without her assistant to be, she brings a trail of blood at night. I thought it was a creepypasta, but it's real af... As of right now, no one knows where Ely Yela is to this day. Now, it's my boyfriend's turn to talk about why Lilly decided to split herself into 2 forms: one good and one evil."

Daniel:''Once upon a time, the Goddess of Self-love, the Black Cat Demon, and the Patron of Families, Lilly, decided to split herself into 2, separating herself from her traumas and bad memories along the way with the help of 4 people, one of them is named Ely Yela. The good one remained on her physical body, but her pure heart remains, and the evil one has the different name but with the same first name; "Lilly", and both of them have powers, which the evil one, Lilly "Black-Heart" Hunt, has the same powers as the good version, but with an evil and psychotic twist and more powerful. The childish Teen Goddess and her group decided to trap and destroy the entity/evil version of Lilly, but she got away. However, the evil one was still roaming, and she was left uncaptured. We are the ones who can stop her reign of terror by capturing her and then destroy her once and for all!"

Shota:"Lilly ''Black-Heart'' Hunt? Really? That's the name of the demon!"

Daniel:"Now it's that a demon slaying Boys' Love story?"

Matthew:"Yes. Who's the director of the story? We need to know!"

Me:"I did."

Daniel and Matthew:"What?!?--"

*Bleep*

Daniel:"Are we demon slayers now?!?"

Matthew:"We are now."

Lilly "Black-Heart" Hunt (She/Her):"Hahahaha! Looks like I have another person to get revenge on!"

Daniel and Matthew:"*Screams like girls*"

Matthew:"ZOINKS! CREEPY WITCH!!!"

Shota:"That's her!!! Kill and contain her!!!"

Daniel:"We have to go kill her and stop her reign of terror!"

(Fake/Evil) Lilly:"Oh, no you DON'T!!! *Uses her powers to summon a horde of black cats and horses, some of them combine themselves into those unholy black cat and horse hybrid abominations from hell*"

Matthew:"Get your cringe and vomit factors ready!"

Daniel:"This is why I dislike and have a bad history with tsundere cute boys... They are too clingy... AAH! What the hell?!?"

Matthew:"Lilly?!?"

Fake/Evil Lilly:"Well, Well, Well! Looks like you just got HEXED!"

Matthew:"Sh1t!!!"

Daniel:"WOAH!!! LANGUAGE!"

Matthew:"Sorry."

Fake/Evil Lilly:"I am Lilly 'Black-Heart' Hunt!!! I am just a cruel duplicate of the Patron of Families, the Unicorn Black Cat Demon, and the Goddess of Self-Love, etc, etc, etc, Lilly! I can hear you alp say one thing: YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME, AND I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT ONLY BRING THE END OF BOTH THE HUMAN RACE. AND THE ANGELS RESPECTIVELY, BUT ALSO THE FAMED UNICORN BLACK CAT DEMON GODDESS, LILLY LANGLEY!"

Matthew:"Daniel?

Daniel:"Yes?"

Matthew:"Go talk to our friends and readers about this demon."

Daniel:"Okay. *Clears throat* Get ready."

Daniel:"If you probably don't know, is Lilly 'Black-Heart' Hunt, the Fake and Evil version of the Patron of Families, The Unicorn Black Cat Demon, and the Goddess of Self-Love, Family, Unicorns, Black Cats, Kindness, Admiration, etc, Lilly Langley, who was once human, until she have gained a lot of useful powers! With the help with her friends, including their leader, Mikuku and her IA (Inner Angel), and also her (Lilly's) ID (Inner Demon) she finds her way that family is very important to us and makes us grow, and goes on a lot of adventures, and then so on, and after that, she became a goddess, making her powers way more powerful than ever! If she dies, the world will tremble, families and destroyed, everyone dies and became depressed, and then embracing their own inner demons to the point of making humanity irredeemable MONSTERS!

 No wonder why many people, including the VENOM Corps, Star Corpse, and the New Decepticons, Aka, The Decepti-North-Koreans, HUNT her down like a bunch of WILD DOGS and THEY, WILL, NOT, STOP, UNTIL, SHE, DIES!!! Along with the remaining angels, who survived the hellish and unholy genocide-terroricide attacks which killed more than 2 MILLION Angels CAUSED by disbelief, mass killings, blasphemy, demons, and crimes, Lilly is on their 'MOST WANTED—DEAD OR ALIVE' List! I warn you all, If this demon, along with those horrible bulldozers kill our gracious goddess, we are SCREWED!: BIG, TIME!!! Can we kick her butt now?"

Matthew:"We are now."

Shota:"Okay, let's get real, we are losing TOO MUCH TIME HERE! This is supposed to be an Epic Boys' Love Action SHORT STORY, not a yap-fest, YAPPING about the information! Can we get into the demon hunting now?!?"

Both (Daniel and Matthew):"Yes, person."

Shota:"Good. Now, carry on."

*Daniel and Matthew fights the fake Lilly for 30 minutes*

Daniel:"*Throws an Enid Sinclair body pillow from an otaku waifu/husbando store, throws the body pillow, grabs a rope, ties the rope with the body pillow, he tightens the rope, and the fake Lilly (Lilly 'Black-Heart' Hunt) screeches like a bird*"

The Fake Lilly ( Lilly 'Black-Heart' Hunt):"Enid Sinclair... My idol... Wednesday Addams, my idol's roommate from her own show...? Are you real??? NO!!! IT WASN'T REAL."

Shota:"Now!!!"

*Daniel and Matthew kills the Fake Goddess with the power of light, and also, Daniel and Matthew kissing each other, which summons a lot of rainbows*

Shota:"Gay powers?!? Really?!? Oh, Sorry. Woah! That was awesome! Do it again!"

Matthew:"Do I hear cheering?"

Daniel:"*Laughs* Yes they are now."

Matthew:"And that's how we are now the Top Dogs of the Cute Boys world, and now, Daniel is having a really hard time with hanging out with the cutest tsundere boys in school. And GUESS WHAT?!? We are now Boyfriends! And Daniel is now bisexual!"

Haruka:"Wow. That was a cool start to finish story. Shota?"

Shota:"Yes, Haruka?"

Haruka:"Make them kiss each other again, but this time, the entire school will watch and cheer and then we will be famous!"

Shota:"Ok!!! Okay, Matthew and Daniel, smile and kiss for the camera and fame!"

Daniel:"Umm... What the--"

Matthew:"Are we doing to again?!?"

Shota:"Yes we are now!"

*Daniel and Matthew Kiss each other, the entire school cheered and take pictures, videos, and shorts of them*

???:"ARE YOU INSANE?!?"

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The End

Well, that was a funny and fun BL story, isn't it? Thank goodness there was no Smut!

Also, I saw a BLASPHEMOUS AND ANNOYING AD FROM MINT MOBILE AGAIN!!! THESE REPETITIVE AND MIND, SANITY, AND MENTAL POLLUTING ADS SHOULD GO END THEIR LIVES-

Oh, sorry I went too far.

Anyways, I hope you love this novel, and if you do, I will be HAPPY to make more content for your excitement and good vibes that will escape your depression!

Good luck, Mikuku. \=)

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