My Life As A Demon Diary 3

Penney

The drama all starts off when I was writing in my diary, minding my own business and quiet. Suddenly, the Stephanie bitch walked up to me.

At School.

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Stephanie

Oh.. It's the cockass dork again.

Penney

I'm not odd.

Stephanie

Yes you are! I'm actually on the honor roll.. So you better respect me!

Penney

Bitch, how about you shut the fuck up before I slap you so fucking hard that the honor ROLLS out?!

Counselor David

Penney! Its literally your almost last warning!

Penney

This bitch started it first!

Stephanie

N-nOooOooOoOo… HeE staRted it..

Penney

I'll fucking roundhouse kick you in the face you little cocksucker...

Counselor David

What was that, Penney…?

Penney

Nothing.

Counselor David

Ah, I see. Well, Stephanie. I'll have to discuss this with Penney and you after school. Okay?

Penney

💭: (I'm definitely not going to the counselor's office.)

Penney

Bitch, I'm not going to your shitty little office!

Counselor David

Uhm, Penney… EXCUSE ME?

Penney

I said I'm not going!

Counselor David

Alright then. You're coming to the principal's office.

Penney

Alright, I have to admit that I don't fucking give a shit if I get expelled or suspended.

Counselor David

Your last warning. Do NOT cuss in school.

Penney rolls his eyes at him.

6 hours later..

Jiao

So.. Penney..?

Penney

Jiao

Do you want to eat ice cream with me..? it would be kind of nice..

Jiao

And.. more fun stuff. ^_^

Penney

When will we do that..?

Jiao

I'd say... on Saturday.

Penney

I'm fucking edging.

Jiao

huh..?

Penney

Nothing.

Jiao

Oh okay

Next day

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Janessa

So.. you were getting hard..?

Penney

ACCIDENTALLY!

Janessa

Just because she's hot?

Penney

yea..

Janessa

Ah. I see. I thought you were complimenting her when you said she's fucking hot. You have a crush on her.

Penney

Fuck yeah!

Janessa

mhmmm