Diary 2
Penney
Mostly, I wans really pissed off at this school. It was such a L! I can't help but say the cafeteria food smells like ass, the bullies can't fucking leave you alone for shit, and Principal Calvin never gave a shit!
Penney
Today, my abusive mom is coming over. My dad didn't want her to come over, but she did.
Penney
Hey bitch can you get the fuck out of my dad's house your not allowed here.
Penney
Because you're fucking abusive! And I can't stand a adult woman hurting me!!
Hua
Whatever. I'm staying here anyway
Hua
I'm living here for 5 days now.
Penney
Bitch you better get the fuck out of here!
Penney
*sigh* Fine! I'm not messing with you for 5 days now.
Penney
You want to come over my house?
Alexander
Eh… Sure since I have nothing else to do in life.
Penney
No bitch. Today after school.
Alexander
I'd say, It would be better if we have done it on the weekend so..
Penney
Actually, whatever. I'll call you to come over on Friday.
Alexander
But I would've come over on Saturday since there is two fucking days!
Penney
I'd fucking make it three!
Alexander
If you did, I'll be happy. But how?!
Penney
I don't fucking know..
Alexander
Alright then. I'll come over.
Penney
I'll just go talk to Janessa
Penney
God-damn it. I hope my mom has some Valium left.
Janessa
So, how's being suicidal?
Penney
Saying suicidal jokes about me is actually fucking funny.
Penney
Fr.. Or it's wrong..?
Penney
Have you been away from the shitty cafeteria food?!
Penney
They always smell like ass!
Counselor David
Penney, you don't use that word.
Janessa
Oh my god, this bitch again
Penney
I don't give a shit!
Counselor David
Your 17, young man! Don't use that foul language in Western Hills High School!
Penney
Shut the fuck up Counselor David!
Counselor David
Excuse me?!
Penney
Yeah, you heard me!
Counselor David
Alright, as for today, you go to the principal's office.
Counselor David
Come with me!
Penney shrugged and walked to the principal's office.
Principal Calvin
Penney, this is your last warning.
Penney
What the fuck do you mean?! You said if you break five warnings, you would expel me or suspend me!
Principal Calvin
U-Uh… Well, I forgot eventually.
Principal Calvin
Well, Penney. If you break more than that I'll probably give your mom or dad a phone call.
Penney
I'm sorry, but I don't give a FUCKING shit.
Principal Calvin
THREE WARNINGS.
Principal Calvin
Now leave.
Penney gets off the chair and leaves the principal's office.
Penney
So I got fucked up, didn't I...
Jiao
Did you get in trouble?
Jiao
Btw.. Do you know what 78 ÷ 89 is?
Penney
Holy shit! it might be very hard to pronounce. But it's a really long answer.
As Jiao leaves, Janessa walks in.
Janessa
And I like her hair.
Penney
Yeah, her hair is really long.
Janessa
So if you were a girl, which is gayer? Dating a girl or having sex with her dead body?
Penney
…. I think.. Dating a girl..?
Penney
Aw, shucks. So, why have sex with a girls dead body?
Janessa
I don't know, that came out of my head.
Penney
I won't ask more then.
Saturday, 12pm. Alexander rushes to Penney's house and knocks on the door.
Alexander
C'mon, I texted like 5 minutes ago!
Alexander
Sup jackass! What are we doing tonight?
Penney
I don't know. Whatever you like is cool.
Penney
However, you can come in.
Alexander
Damn! Your house looks fucking modern.
Hua
Uhmm… Penney, who is that?
Hua
You know I don't allow friends here.
Alexander
Uhm, Why the fuck not?!
Penney
Just let him stay, whore!
Hua
You don't say shitty language in my house!
Hua
You are now NOT allowed to be hanging out with him!
Alexander
He can hang out with whoever he fucking wants, jackass!
Alexander
Now skedaddle upstairs, pour your little wine, turn on some Diary of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules movie, and shut the fuck up!
Hua
Ugh! I can't believe you!
Alexander
God.. That felt good.
Alexander
I wish I said that to my own mom.
Penney
So, your mom is abusive too?
Alexander
No, she's strict.
Comments
Muhammad Fatih
I can't even focus on anything else until I find out what happens next. Please update ASAP!
2024-02-06
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