If I was self titiled, I would be black and white of something shocking is happening.
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I would do that if I were you guys.
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If I was rejected at matchmaking:
"You are a disgrace! You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!!!"
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Nana Harley: You rotten little scamps! I tried to find a good home for you 2, and this is thanks I get?! *Hits Delia and Dedre Dennis with her cane* Both: "Ahh! Ahh!" Broke a Grandmother's heart! I hope they throw a book at you. Delia and Dedre Dennis: "Oh, shut up, Nana Harley!"
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Fins are so... LOW TIDE!
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You get a goddamn job before sundown, or we'll ship you off to Military School with the goddamn Finklestien shoot Kid! Son of a witch!
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I had to make my own dialogue.
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This is the story, of an ordinary school girl who found her singing voice by the opera theater owner and...
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*Beep with rejection*
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Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. "Ordinary", and "School". Two words that you cannot be applied on.
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Oh my God. Hating a movie because it's South American proves that you a racist towards South American people!
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"Do you know who likes Encanto? The fans. They want to be fans of the movie , but they can't, because they die from an heart attac..."
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Let's skip the death threat part.
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..."Do you know who hates the movie? Security Breach Fans. They wish they can take the movie off the air for good."
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Not all Security Breach fans are going to hate Encanto.
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