Don't Mess With Animals

Mike : Hello? Are you dead?

John : Mike, don't be so rude. If he's dead you would see him floating away from his body.

Mike : Oh, you're right. Sorry.

John and Mike : Ha ha ha😄

Xing Hong : I'm back? Wasn't I joking about biting butts just now? Was everything just now a dream?

Bobby : Hey, why is there a dog collar on your neck?

Xing Hong : Huh? OH!

Alice : (Hey! Give him an excuse!)

Xing Hong : (Huh? How did you talk to me in my brain?)

Alice : (It's telepathy. Forget that, tell him that you got it from a kind human in a pet store.)

Xing Hong : I got this from a kind human in a pet store.

Bobby : Why is your name on the collar?

Xing Hong : (UHHHHH, OH!💡) My previous owner told someone to make it for me.

Bobby : So you were abandoned?

Xing Hong : What, no! Forget that, those two man running have guns! Help your owners!

Some Dogs : (Ha! No way!) (Don't lie!)

Xing Hong : In 5 seconds, Bobby's owner is gonna shout.

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A familiar voice : Ahh! He has a gun!

Bobby : Owner!

Some Dogs : (Oh no!) (What should we do!?)

Xing Hong : Relax! Follow my lead. Those three of you behind, go and guide the police here!

Those Three Dogs : OK!

Xing Hong : All of you! BARK!

Some Dogs : AWOOO! AWOOOOO!

(HELP! HE HAS A GUN!)

Some Dogs : WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

(BRING SOMEONE HERE!)

Xing Hong : (HE! HE! HE! I have my own technique.)

AWOOO!! AWOOOOO!! AWOOOOOOO!!

(Hey!! Who's that pretty girl!?)

AWOOO! AWOOOO!

(COMING RIGHT AWAY!)

AWOOOOOOO!

(SHE'S MINE!)

John : Xing Hong! He's Galaxy from Wild Wolf Group!

Xing Hong : Huh? Wild Wolf Group? What's that?

Bobby : You don't know them? They are a group of wild wolves that kill humans.

Xing Hong : (So animals have gangsters too. And Galaxy is almost like a girl's name.)

Galaxy : WHERE IS THE PRETTY GIRL!!

Xing Hong : Uh..She..Uh...

Alice : (You're hopeless. Let me help you. He looks dumb. So tell him that man with gun kidnapped her.)

Xing Hong : She was kidnapped by that man wearing a hat and that man with a gun.

Galaxy : I'll kill him.

Stranger A : HA! What are you here for? Are you their pet? Let me pet you then.

Galaxy : AWOOOOO!

(If you dare touch me then yo-)

Stranger A : So soft.

Galaxy : OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!

Stranger A : NANI?

Stranger A : AHHHH! MY HAND! LET GO OF MY HAND!

Xing Hong : Quick, bring your owner out right away!

Bobby : What about you!?

Xing Hong : Don't worry about me! GO!

Mike : He was a great hero.

Xing Hong : I'M NOT DEAD YET!

Stranger B : Let's run!

Stranger A : I can't! You go and call my boss!

Alice : (What are you waiting for!? Immobilize them!)

Xing Hong : WHY!? GALAXY CAN DO IT.

Alice : (Didn't you say you'll bite their butts?)

Xing Hong : I was joking.

Alice : (Just go and stop them from running)

Xing Hong : No!

Alice : (Should I send you to heaven?)

Xing Hong : I'll do it, Alice-sama!

Alice : (Good boy. Now go!)

Xing Hong : Teleportation!

Galaxy : AWOOOOOO!

(WHERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL!?)

Stranger A : AHHHH! PLEASE GET OFF!!

Xing Hong : Wow, so brutal. And he's indeed as dumb as Alice thought. Alright, where are you, mister drug dealer? Oh! There you are!😈

Stranger B : Thank god he's there, or else I might be the wolf's food just now.

Xing Hong : Shadow Bite!

Stranger B : AHHHHHH!

About two minutes later, the police arrived just to see a corpse (a.k.a Wolf's Meal) and a fainted drug dealer that was bitten all over, except his butt by a dog. And somehow, Galaxy escaped.

However, I was not that lucky.

Police Officers : (It's teeth matches the bites on the drug dealer!) (Then, it's the hero we are looking for!)

Bystanders : (Is it a stray dog?) (Mummy, I want it!) (It's kinda cute)

How did I get caught? I was caught when I was fleeing. They thought I was cute so they took me along. I thought they are going back to the station. I was thinking of staying near the police station to avoid involving in more crime. But they went to the crime scene. Seriously, AM I LUCKY OR UNLUCKY!?

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