Alice In Wonderland

Xing Hong : Who are you?

The Girl's Voice : I am Alice.

Xing Hong : Where am I?

Alice : You are in the Wonderland

Xing Hong : Are you from “Alice in Wonderland”?😄

Alice : Are you crazy?

Xing Hong : Woah! Where's that polite Alice? And there's no way THAT Alice exists. Hahaha😅

Alice : THAT Alice is my mom.

Xing Hong : (SHE REALLY EXISTS!!)

Alice : Anyway, Xing Hong, I shall offer you my help.

Xing Hong : Really!?

Alice : However, you must do me a favour.

Xing Hong : What can I help you with?

Alice : You must take care of me.

Xing Hong : OK, no problem, I'll take care of you........WAIT, WHAT!!

Alice : Then, I shall help you.

Xing Hong : Wait! What do you mean by taking care of you?

Alice : Exactly what I mean.

Xing Hong : (Why does this sound like she's proposing to me? Is this a romance novel?)

Xing Hong : But I'm a dog.

Alice : And I'm a dog collar.

Xing Hong : .......WHAT!

Alice : I'm a magical item.

Xing Hong : What is a magical item? A dog collar? Am I suppose to wear you on my neck?

Alice : Let me explain. A magical item is, as the name suggests, item with magic power. These items make their users able to use magic. Yes, I am a dog collar. And yes, you are required to wear me on your neck.

Xing Hong : Then why are you in human form?

Alice : This form is a gift from my friend. Aren't I cute.😘

Xing Hong : (😶........😑 So confident. Though she's quite cute. Wait! A gift from a friend!?)

Alice : Anyway, how was your second life?

Xing Hong : Huh? How did you know this is my second life?

Alice : How? Easy, because I'm the one who gave you this second chance. So, be grateful. You can lick my foot if you want.

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Xing Hong : So you're the one who made me go through this, huh?

Alice : Yeah! So, thank me!😁

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Xing Hong : Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna thank you. Thank you for giving me a wonderful second life.

Alice : Hahaha! You're welcome.

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Alice : Ow! Ow! Ow! Why are you pinching me? Ow!

Xing Hong : What do you mean? I'm thanking you for the “wonderful” experience.

Alice : But you are pinching my face!

I can't believe I was reincarnated as a dog and had to experience a real crime all because of this girl. Damn, AM I LUCKY OR UNLUCKY!!

Alice : If you don't let go of me, I'll send you to the heaven that you love so much.

Xing Hong : Sorry! Alice-sama!! Thank you for giving me this chance! I'll appreciate it!

Alice : Fine.

Xing Hong : Arigatou! Alice-sama! But now what?

Alice : I told you I will help you. Put me on your neck.

Xing Hong : Ok

Alice : Is it tight?

Xing Hong : It's fine.

Alice : We will go back to the present.

Xing Hong : Won't they find it strange that I suddenly have a collar despite being a stray dog?

Alice : Don't worry. I'll make some excuse for you.

Xing Hong : Alright, I trust you.

Alice : Open the hole! Let's go in!

Xing Hong : Alright. Let's g- AHHHHHH!

Alice : HAHAHA!! You stepped on a snail and slipped over! HAHAHA!!

Xing Hong : Shut up! My legs are small. That's why I slipped over!

Alice : Haha! Whatever. Here We Are!

Xing Hong : Phew. Alright. By the way, you said magical item give their owners power. What power do I have?

Alice : You should be grateful because I am a God Tier Magical Item. And that means you can use every power.

Xing Hong : What! Thank you, Alice-sama!

Alice : Hehehe

Xing Hong : But I don't know how to use the...................Teleportation! Wow! I just teleported! How did I know how to use magic?

Alice : I transferred them to your brain via telepathy.

Xing Hong : Thanks. Now then, let's bite some butts. You get it? I'm a dog so I bite. Hahaha!

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Alice : When did it become so cold? Achoo! Hahaha!

Xing Hong : Can't you just laugh?

Alice : What are we waiting for? Aren't we going to “bite” their butts?

Author, I'm just joking. I am a cool protagonist. So I have a request. Please don't make me bite their butts for real next chapter. It's not a thing that a cool protagonist will do. Is it a deal? If you make me bite their butts, I will bite yours too!

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Hey! Stop!

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Don't ignore me! Don't make it like chapter 2!

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HEY! PLEASE! Don't end it here!

Alice : Xing Hong, here's the message from the author. EHEM! EHEM! “Shut up before I stop bringing in more girls!”. That's all.

Stop bringing in more girls? NO!! You can't do this! This is the dream of all protagonists!

Are you his messenger?

Alice : Yes. I will be telling you his messages from now on.

Wait.....Is this a harem novel?

Alice : Here's the message from the author, “It's a confidential information. But I think you don't need more girls.”.

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Please write in the comment that you want more girls!

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