Havin' a good time

"Ahh, Solas, Son of Ra and lord of the rising sun"

Lord of the rising sun huh? Now That's One hell of a title, Now me The son of A god and a mortal, But also a God? Shit, that's too confusing even for my huge brain.

So, what am I actually doing, well I was going to get a drink from the Zeus Bar, But there were these 2 maniac "Vigilantes" Trying to kill me, now what do you do if you have;

1) A set of maniacs trying to kill you

And

2)You want a drink

Well that's self explanatory, kill the maniacs and get a drink. I reached into my pocket and pulled out a small pouch filled with many marbles, each with a different symbol on them.

So let's see, a heart, an hourglass, Ooh this one has a Knife on it, must be deadly.

Now which one to throw it at, The bulky one, or the slim one, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a baby by it's toe, If it squeals let it go you are it! Ahh the bulky one.

I threw the marble with as much force as possible, Whilst in the air, it glowed red and then split into two, one half hit the neck, taking the Bulky one's head clean off, the second one rebounded and hit the slim ones arm also taking it off. The slim one started running but then an orange fox figure appeared in his path.

"Where the hell do you think you're going, You one armed bastard" The figure said.

"Please Don't kill me, I have a Family!" The Slim one Responded.

"Bullshit!" The figure shouted "I let you go last week and look who's here now"

"Fine just ******* kill me" The slim one said

"So it will be."

The figure's orange tail sharpened to a rapier-like point And stabbed straight through the slim one's heart, killing him instantly.

"Ahh Vulpes you are a ******* lifesaver" I said, happy he's here

"You owe me one" he responded

"How about a drink at the Zeus Bar?"

"Sounds like a good time!"

Ahh the Zeus bar, what a nice bar, you can find one damn near anywhere. So, What's so special about this bar? Well it specialises in Cocktails.

- Zeus Bar Menu -

-- Specials--

Ambrosia,

A Vodka Pomegranate Mix with a hint of strawberry (30% ABV)

Kaiotik

A spiced Rum mixed with citric acid and with a tint of lemon (65%ABV)

Angelic Spear

A Cherry Flavoured Spirit with minty hints (10%ABV)

(Non alcoholic option available with cherry juice instead)

I Walked up to the bartender

"One Kaiotik Please"

"No"

"Why Not?!"

"You've been stealing money from My customers Sola, I've seen you do it 7 times, Why on earth would I let you get a drink"

"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"

"No!"

"I promise to never steal from your customers ever again"

"Ughhh Fine"

"Thanks"

Vulpes and I were going to sit at the table until a certain person in green archers gear kicked the door open and shouted

"Sola!!!"

"What do you want you elf looking bastard"

"First of all, I'm not an elf, I'm Robin Hood!"

Ahh Robin Hood, some Vigilante who protects the dirt poor. Something bugs me about that though, Almost as if those innocent people have gods like me they can worship and pray to.

"Right, listen here Robin, Let's not make a mess in this fine bar, Let's take this outside"

I Chugged the rest of my Kaiotik and then walked out into the back alley.

"Well, What do we have here, some Elf looking bastard in green clothes"

"I could say the same about you, You blond chloroplast bastard"

"Oh Now things get personal Robin, nobody calls ME a chloroplast and lives!"

Robin Jumped up onto the roof and began firing with such grace and speed that even I had to admit it was pretty good. Judging from the rumours, he was a former military sniper for a dictator god named Bomba. He went by the name of 'white death' before retiring.

"Blighted Arrow!"

He shouted

then a red arrow with a yellow heart shaped tip flew towards me, luckily I managed to dodge it, when it hit the floor it splashed into a pool of yellow liquid that bubbled and smelt terrible.

I had to return with an attack, so instinctively I shouted;

"Sun God Barrage"

I hate to use these but they're my best option. When I was banished by my father Ra, he left me a few sheets of papyrus with some of his spells written down. They could only be used by people with a fragment of his sun, so he didn't care what I did with them. A ray of light shone from the sky above and formed into the shape of a ball and flung itself towards Robin but he managed to dodge by the skin of his teeth.

"God Slayer Arrow"

A bright purple arrow shone whilst loaded in his bow and when it was fired it emitted a low humming sound, it skimmed my face and left a deep scratch mark that started bleeding.

"Sun God Forme I: Titan Fist"

A Colossal flaming fist formed above me, crackling and burning with the rage I felt, I swung my hand down onto Robin and in an instant watched him burn with agonising pain.

"What a performance Solas" Vulpes shouted

"Why thanks" I responded with a raspy voice

"How about we speak Over a drink"

"Sure"

We walked back into the bar and sat down. Without needing to speak. The bartender handed me the empty glass and refilled it.

"So, what have you been up to?"

I asked.

"I've been trying to learn cleaning magic from an old friend"

He responds, with a slight hint of annoyance in his voice.

"I didn't think any of your old friends were still kicking"

I laughed.

"Solas..."

He said sternly.

"Ok, ok, ok, I'm sorry but still. Wouldn't they need to be a god to live that long?"

I said.

He raised his hand and said

"One angelic spear with no alcohol please"

The bartender handed him his drink and he took a sip. The sip turned into a chug and the chug turned into him downing the whole thing.

He turned to me and said

"Something like that, she's got a kid now"

He raised his hand again as he yelled

"One ambrosia with gold flakes"

"Gold flakes? Thought you hated those."

I said.

"For Clams"

He replied bluntly.

"Ah, besides that. You can really hold your liquor can't you."

I said, trying to lighten the mood.

"It's non-alcoholic"

He finished, shutting me down in the process.

The most I could let out was just 'oh'.

"And a high alcohol tolerance was needed for those royal balls I used to attend"

He started.

"Royal balls? What were you, a noble?"

I continued.

"Close enough"

He said, sadly.

He stood up and grabbed the ambrosia.

"I'll be heading out then."

As usual, he's the least chaotic out of all of us. So sensible and calm. I soaked in that tranquility for a while before my previous thoughts were broken apart and stamped on by a loud roar and the sound of all hell breaking loose outside.

I let out a sigh and walked out of the bar without paying.

There was no damage to the buildings, just monsters attacking. I saw that pointy eared **** shooting at some of them so I took my chance and fired a marble at him. The marble stopped mid air. I readied my fist and it began emanating a red and orange crackling glow. I punched the marble and my fist released a small explosion that sent the marble flying.

"Take that you self righteous asshole!"

I yelled.

He turned just before the marble struck him in-between the eyes. It came flying back to me and I carefully dropped it into the pouch. I turned away and began to head to Clams.

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