I'm gay. Deal with it.

Hi,

Nico speaking

(or typing, or whatever )

It's nice to meet you guys and gals or whatever the hell you might be. Now... let's imagine you introduced yourself. Cool. So let's also pretend I'm making some small talk. Formalities blah blah blah. Pleasantaries blah blah blah. Okay now that we're done with that .

Let's get one thing straight. I'm not. So if you have any weird phobias get out of my face. And to be truthful I refuse to believe there's no such thing as a "homo" phobia. I mean I major in psychology for crying out loud. I know what a phobia is. And if you aren't afraid of it, it's not a phobia. If you don't like people doing what they love, don't call it a phobia. It's just narrow minded thinking and until this point no one has invented any medicine to cure it.

(Seriously if someone ever invented such a thing and force fed it to everyone, half the problem in the world or perhaps all of them, will be solved.)

Okay that wasn't a very nice introduction, was it? Never mind. I'll start over.

Hi I'm Nico. Currently a guy. Enjoying the privileges of being 21, like you know staying out after 10 pm. Major in Psychology, minor in Art. Single (that is if you don't consider cats as a life partner, I personally think that's enough for me.) So yeah I'm a single pringle, ready for mingle If you need to talk to someone that is. I do not plan on getting into a relationship now. Too much trouble.

Oh and I guess I should explain why I said I'm currently a guy. See I'm gender fluid. I will switch between being a girl or a guy or being agender from time to time. And no I don't control my gender. Physically I'm a guy. I'm okay with that. (Piece of advice, don't go around asking gender fluid peeps their true gender, it irritates most. I'm very used to explaining,so I'm an exception.)

And since we talked about that I suppose I should say I'm pan.( Incase you don't know what that is , Pan is the short for pansexual. It means someone who is attracted to people regardless of their gender.)

I suppose I should also describe my appearance? To describe myself in two words , I'm hot. And no I'm not bragging. How do I know? I have eyes. Also I can see the way people react. I know it sounds pretty much like showing off but why should I underappreciate myself?

Now describing myself in detail? That's a tough job. I change a lot. Until last week I had sorta longish black hair which almost touched my shoulders. Last week I got a new hair do. Now I go an undercut on one side and the rest of my hair comes to my ears. I had also dyed it partially purple. But now the shaved side is a bit grown and it's black perhaps I can color some of it too, idk . My eyes are almond shaped and sea green.

I guess I left out the weirdest yet one of the most important thing about me. I see things. yeah I know it sounds crazy but I'm not. But I do know some who went crazy because of that. And the only reason I didn't go crazy yet is because I only see shadows, unlike most of the others who see the whole picture whatever that is.

Anyway that's a start on my crazy life. And trust me this is nothing but a drop in the ocean. If you carry on, you will see how much more crazier it could get.

"Cut it. Yo author? Stop sleeping you idiot. Is this long enough for you? Even if it's not I don't care. This feels so stupid, talking alone and all. And you won't even.... Wait ,Wait, wait. Why is the mic still on? I said cut. Cuuuut it!! You dummy, uuhhh. Where the... Oh God we're still streaming. Why did I even... "

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