Assassination Classroom X Y/N
Weakpoints
Next day at noon, Korosensei is having lunch by himself in the forest, shaving some ice
Isogai
[whispers] There he is
Isogai
Just stay natural and don't let him notice our plan
Mimura
We'll split the 10 billion yen!
They run out of the bushes and have a happy face with them
Six students: Korosensei! Let us have some shaved ice too!
Koro-sensei
[tears of joy] *The students are opening their hearts to me!*
Koro-sensei
*With such smiling faces...*
As they got close to him, they pulls out their Anti-Sensei Knives and strikes
Koro-sensei
*And such ferocious excitement!*
He quickly runs at Mach 20
Koro-sensei
Your smiles were a bit forced. That wasn't enough to catch me off-guard
Koro-sensei
I'll just leave these dangerous Anti-Sensei Knives over here
They realized that he take their knives and replace them with tulips
As Korosensei tries handing the blades back, Kataoka realizes the tulips
Kataoka
Hey! Wait a second Korosensei!
Kataoka
These flowers are the ones that our class has been growing, aren't they!?
Koro-sensei
Nyuaa! A-Are they?
Yada
[sobbing] That's horrible, Korosensei
Yada
Even though we had to put so much care into them and they'd finally bloomed...
Koro-sensei
I-I'm very sorry!! I'll go get some new plant bulbs right now!
He immediately run at Mach 20
Koro-sensei
[carrying seeds] I went and bought them!
Kataoka
Go plant them already!
While he was planting them, the girls are lecturing him
Okano
You can't plant them at Mach Speed got it!
Kataoka
Be careful with each and everyone!
The boys are a bit confused
Maehara
Hey, I heard he's gonna destroy the Earth but...
Isogai
Yeah, it's kinda weird for him to be planting tulips
Meanwhile, Nagisa continues jotting notes on Korosensei and assessing his weak points
Kayano
Nagisa, what's with the notepad?
Nagisa
I thought I'd write down sensei's weaknesses. There might be an assassination hint among them
Kayano
So, you're saying those weaknesses will help with his assassination?
Over in another building outside of the forest, Karasuma meets with the school's principal where the main school is
Karasuma
Starting tomorrow, allow me as a P.E Instructor to serve as Class-E's asisstant teacher
Karasuma
I believe you have received notice from the Ministry of Defense. I have a teaching license, so be at ease
Board Chairman: Go ahead. The student's academics and safety comes first
Karasuma and his accomplice leave
Accomplice: He's quite the reasonable board chairman, isn't he?
Karasuma
That's true. He is receiving a large sum from the government as compensation
Karasuma
It's best that we of the government, the board chairman here and the students of Class E are the only ones to know this secret
While they were talking, Karasuma overhear two students
Student 1: Crap, if my scores fall any lower than this, I just might end up goig to Class E
Student 2: Seriously?! If you're dropped into that class, you'll definitely be in utter despair
Student 2: Those in that isolated building with no cafeteria and filthy bathrooms are treated like shit by both us students and the teachers
Student 2: They're definitely the E as in End Class!
Student 1: I know right. If I don't want to become like them, I've gotta try harder
Karasuma
*I see. A small number of students face intense discrimination. It must be unbearable*
Karasuma heads to the old campus and he meets with you
Y/N
Karasuma-san, where did you go?
Karasuma
I came from the main campus to talk with the principal and from tomorrow onward, I will assist all of you as a teacher
Y/N
Then, it'll be Karasuma-sensei from here on out
Karasuma
By the way, where is he?
Y/N
Over there [pointing at Korosensei]
Karasuma saw Korosensei hanging from a tree tied up while the students are trying to kill him
Y/N
Well, Korosensei ended up damaging the class' flowerbed but as a means of apologizing, we're having an assassination rally with a handicap
Karasuma
Can you even call this an assassination anymore!?
Okajima
Right here! Stab him!
Nakamura
Dammit! Even in this situation, he's being slippery and dodging!
Koro-sensei
Surely it's rare to have a teacher in a position like this, where he is unable to move
Kimura
He's completely looking down on us
Korosensei starts to act cocky, then Nagisa realizes something
Nagisa
Hold on a sec [took his notepad at his pocket]
Nagisa
Based on Korosensei's weaknesses...
Koro-sensei
The chance of you all killing me is beyond your wildest dr-
The branch snaps under pressure and Korosensei falls on the ground
Koro-sensei
Nyuuaa! I screawed up!
Korosensei started to panicked and he rolls around on the ground comically
Kayano
That weaknesses notebook might come in handy
Nagisa
Yeah, I'm going to keep writing in it
Koro-sensei
W-Wait! My tentacles are all tangled up in the rope!
He eventually jumped on the roof
Fuwa
Ah! He got himself out of it!
Koro-sensei
You guys can't follow me up here!
Kimura
Urghh! We almost had him
Koro-sensei
*Phew that was close*
Koro-sensei
Starting tomorrow, there will be twice as much homework
Kataoka
But that's the closest we've gotten to killing him so far
Isogai
If things keep going like this, then a chance to kill him will definitely come in our way!
Yada
If I can kill him, what'll I do with that 10 billion yen!
Karasuma
*A group of Junior High Students are joyfully discussing an assassination. If you look at it normally, this is the pinacle of madness*
Meanwhile in the Ministry of Defense, a young boy is in the middle of a suspension
Staff 1: The situation is exactly as I just described. All members of Class E have been provided the same explanation
Staff 1: Everyone else is already involved in this mission. If your suspension from school is lifted, you will also return to Class E
Staff 1: Therefore, I will entrust you with this assassination mission as well
The boy took one of the Anti-Sensei Knife
Boy: Is this rubbery knife really gonna work?
Staff 1: Yes, it is harmless to humans but I guarantee it will be effective against him
Boy: Heeh, even if it won't work on humans, it doesn't really matter
He stabbed Korosensei's face on the poster with the Anti-Sensei Knife
Karma
I've wanted to try killing the living being known as as sensei
Comments
dante
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2021-06-05
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