Assassination Classroom X Y/N
Korosensei
Y/N
*We are professional killers*
Everyone stands ready with their firearms and begin to fire
Y/N
*And our target is sensei*
You all fires him but he dodges the bullets and begins taking roll
Koro-sensei
All right, seeing as you're still firing, I will take attendance
After that, roll call is finished and the students are worn out
Koro-sensei
No absence. How wonderful! Sensei is very pleased
Koro-sensei
There were no direct hits today either. What a shame
Koro-sensei
You really can't kill me with my maximum speed of Mach 20
Maehara
How can we kill you if were just using a BB Gun Pellets?!
Maehara
Even if they hit you, you'll just endure it won't you?!
All except Y/N: Yeah!! That's right!
He took one of the BB Gun Pellet and shoot his own tentacles off
Koro-sensei
I told you, didn't I? These bullets are harmless to all of you but they are special bullets developed by this country for use against me
Koro-sensei
Sensei's cells can be destroyed much like tofu and of course if I have a few seconds, they'll regenerate
Koro-sensei
So you should be able to kill me before graduation
Koro-sensei
Let's tidy up the gun barrels and bullets. Class is starting
After you all clean the mess, you go back to your seats and start the class
Author-chan
Reminder: You are sitting behind Kaede's chair, near the window and next to Sugino
Y/N
*How did we end up in a situation like this?*
Y/N
*Well, it started 2 days ago*
The moon suddenly exploding into a crescent, which caused a breaking news report for it all over Japan
The creature who destroyed 70 percent of the moon appear in Class 3-E along with some guards
Koro-sensei
Nice to meet you. I'm the one who blew up the moon and I also plan to blow up the Earth next year
Koro-sensei
Seeing as I've become your homeroom teacher, I look forward to working with you
A man from the Japanese Ministry of Defense then introduces himself
Karasuma
I am Karasuma, from the Ministry of Defense. First of all, I would like you to understand that what I am about to say is classified government information
Karasuma
Now, cutting straight to the point. I want you to kill this monster
All: [widened their eyes]
Mimura
[pointing at Sensei] So that guy is an alien who came to attack us?
Koro-sensei
How rude! I was born and raised on Earth, you know!
Karasuma
I'm afraid I can't speak about the particulars but what he told you is true. This creature who damaged the moon, will also destroy the Earth next March
Karasuma
The world's leaders are the only people who know about this. Before the world is plunged into panic, they are exerting considerable effort to kill him behind the scenes
Karasuma
In other words...an assassination
Karasuma pulls out an Anti-Sensei Knife and begins attacking while explaining the creature's abilitys
Karasuma
At any rate, this guy is fast! He is a super creature possessing enough power to transform a full moon into crescent
Karasuma
His maximum speed is actually Mach 20
Koro-sensei
That's true, which is why I made a proposal to the nations of the world. If I become the homeroom teacher of Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class 3-E, then you're welcome to try to kill me
Karasuma
We don't know his goal but as long as he cause absolutely no harm to you students then we agree to his condition
Kurahashi
Uhm excuse me Mr. Karasuma but we are just students. What makes you think that we will agree to what you want?
Karasuma
The reward for successful completion is 10 billion yen
Karasuma
It is an appropriate sum. After all, the assassination's success means the Earth's salvation
Two others came in and they were carrying something
Karasuma
And before I forgot, we will provide all of you with bullets and knives which are effective against him but harmless to you
Karasuma
This must be kept a secret from your family and friends
Karasuma
Anyway, time is short. If the Earth disappears, there will be nowhere to run
Koro-sensei
Now everyone, let's spend this final year in a meaningful fashion!
Koro-sensei
It's lunchtime! Sensei's going to China for a bit to eat Mapo Tofu
Koro-sensei
If there is anyone who would like to assassinate me, please call my cellphone
Sugaya
He's going at Mach 20 again
Nakamura
I'm sure not even a missle could knock that sort of thing from the sky
Sugino
Well, you know. We are Class E after all. Even if we try our best to kill him, it's really impossible for us
Nagisa
[looked down] That's right
Terasaka then suddenly came with his friends
Terasaka
Oi, Nagisa. Come with us for a sec
Nagisa
[looked at Terasaka] O-okay
Nagisa goes with them and talked outside
After 5 minutes, Sensei came back and starts the fifth period
Nagisa and others also came back and they sit at their chairs
Kayano
[whispers] Nagisa what did you talk about with Terasaka?
Nagisa
Nothing, he just wants to borrow my notebook
Koro-sensei
All right! Let's try writing Tanka poems based on a theme. Please end it with "tentacles" in the last seven syllables
Koro-sensei
Once you have written one, bring it up to me. Those who finish can go home for today!
Kayano raised her hand and asked Sensei
Kayano
Sensei, I've got a question
Koro-sensei
What would that be Kayano-san?
Kayano
It's kinda late to be asking this but what name should we use when talking about you?
Kayano
It's difficult to identify you outside the other teachers
Koro-sensei
A name huh? I don't really call myself anything in particular
Koro-sensei
How about all of you come up with one, if you don't mind? But for now, concentrate on your task first
Nagisa gets up with his poem in hand and steadily walks over to him, hiding a knife and the folded paper
Koro-sensei
Ooh, finished already Nagisa-kun?
Terasaka
[smirk] *Do it, Nagisa!*
Nagisa
*If I can kill him, others will acknowledge me*
Once he reaches the teacher, he pulls out his knife and strikes only to be stopped
Koro-sensei
I told you didn't I? To have more of a-
Nagisa
* No matter what methods I have to use*
At that moment, Nagisa reveals the grenade and latches on to the creature
Koro-sensei
*A BB Pellet Grenade!?*
Terasaka pushes the button that makes the grenade go off and BBs fly everywhere
All except Terasaka and his group: [shocked]
Terasaka
Alright, we did it! That 10 billion is ours!
Yoshida
There's no way this guy could have expected a suicide bomber attack!
Kayano
Hold on Terasaka, just what did you make Nagisa hold onto!
Terasaka
Relax, it's just a toy hand grenade. I put 300 BB Anti-Sensei Bullets on it in order to shoot at an insanely fast speed
Terasaka
It ain't enough power to kill human and I'll pay the doctor's fee out've my 10 billion
They go to the front to check Sensei but he discovers a thick membrane covering Nagisa
Terasaka
*He's uninjured? Not even a single burn?*
Terasaka
*And what's this membrane covering Nagisa?*
The creature reveals himself on the ceiling with the air turning ominous
His face begins to turn pitch black, signaling that he's furious
Koro-sensei
Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu so you are the ringleaders, are you?
Yoshida
N-no! Nagisa just went off on his own and-
He then speeds out of the room and throughout the town at Mach 20
He comes back with Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu, and the rest of the student's house nameplates
Terasaka, Takuya, Yoshida: The nameplates from our houses?!
Koro-sensei
Due to agreement with the government, I cannot inflict harm on any of you but...
Koro-sensei
If you come to kill me next time using the same method as just now, I don't know what will happen to everyone who isn't any of you
Koro-sensei
Your friends and family.., No, maybe I will eliminate everyone on Earth except for you
Terasaka and his friends fell on their feet
Terasaka
[pointing at Sensei] Wh-what the hell are you?!
Terasaka
You're a real pain ***! Coming here all of a sudden with your "I'm gonna blow up the Earth" and "Assassinate me" and all that...
Terasaka
What's wrong with using an irritating kiling method on an irritating guy!!?
The ominous air suddenly disappears and the teachers face change into orange with a circle
Koro-sensei
Irritating? Nonsense? Your idea itself was excellent
Koro-sensei
Especially Nagisa-kun [pat Nagisa's head]
Koro-sensei
You get a perfect score for keeping the movement of your body entirely natural until the moment you closed in
Koro-sensei
However, Terasaka-kun and the others held no regard for Nagisa-kun's welfare. Students like that do not have the right to kill me!
Koro-sensei
Let's have an assassination that will make people smile and puff out their chests with pride
Koro-sensei
Each and every one of you can do that. You are talented assassins with hidden strength. That is advice from your sensei, as a target
Kayano
Hmm, an unkillable sensei. Ahh! Your name
Kayano
How about Korosensei?
Koro-sensei
Korosensei, I will gladly accept it!
Y/N
*Korosensei and our Assassination Classroom. The morning bell will sound tomorrow as well*
Author-chan
Hi guys! I'm sorry if this episode is too long. I hope you like it!
Comments
Zero-Moon
Hes like hello I'm the one who blow up the moon... no ones saying anything i shall be your teacher.
Me: why so sudden, wtf!
2023-04-23
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