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Nila
What do you mean he's gone?!
Alan
But he has just disappeared.
Nila
Whatdoyoumeanhedissapeared?
Alan
I mean that Rob was on his bed
Alan
I turned around for a second
Alan
And when I looked again he was not there
Alan
Look Ni, I have to go
Nila
You'll keep me updated, right?
Nila
I mean, I will try to pass by
Nila
But you will tell me if something happens, right?
Nila
WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Nila
Do you make yourself an idea of how worried everyone is?
Nila
Liz has been crying for one hour and a half and isn't showing signs of stopping.
Nila
Alan is freaking out.
Nila
Your parents are furious.
Nila
And your girlfriend is on the verge of breaking everything
Nila
And I don't blame her!
Rob
It is not like I do this on purpose
Nila
Just tell me where you are so we can send people to get you
Rob
I would but the thing is...
Rob
I have no idea where I am
Nila
How come you have no idea where you are?
Nila
You literally went there from the hospital
Nila
YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
Rob
I'm not sure where I am Nila
Rob
There is a lot of snow everywhere
Rob
and it is a little difficult to breath
Nila
Rob, you are not texting from the afterlife, are you?
Nila
ROBERT ANDREW SAMUEL GREY I PROMISE THAT IF YOU DON'T ANSWER I WILL BLOW YOUR TEETH OF
Rob
I just wanted to get a picture
Rob
This is what I'm seeing
Nila
... you're kidding, right?
Nila
Are you on HECKING. MOUNT. EVEREST?!
Rob
I don't really know, Ni.
Nila
Rob, that's all the way up to Asia
Nila
On the other side of the world!
Nila
How did you even get there?!
Rob
I was on the hospital bed
Rob
Nila, can you send help?
Rob
Because I think my limbs are gonna fall of
Rob
And it's getting harder to breathe...
Nila
How'd you got to the Everest, I'll discuss with you later.
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