School Bakchodi
Where were you guys..? i missed you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ohh well i was the one offline 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ
anyways Lets get back to our Bakchodi 🌚
The next Day All these Bakchods have school
Yess They are students 🌚👌
*Students reach school in their van*
as the bell rings Students enter class room and wait for teacher
TEACHER
Gooood Morning Bacchoo 😅
*nosebleed among students*
TEACHER
Sit downn...Kal jo homework diya tha yaad toh hai na ? →_→
TEACHER
accha samaj gayi Jisne bhi homework nahi kiya khade hojao apne aap →_→
TEACHER
🤨varna mai khada kardungi
Teacher
Pehle meraaaa ←(>▽<)ﾉ
BAKCHOD BILLA
<(￣︶￣)↗ mera toh pehle se khada hai
TEACHER
Abe mai puch rahi hu kya khada hone ki baat kar rhe ho tum dono(ー_ー゛)
BAKCHOD BILLA
(☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞ Miss vo dekho aeroplaneee
Teacher
ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ Chaar chavanni ghode pe tera Planee mere lavde pe
TEACHER
Abe loduchand Tom tune homework kyu nahi kiya.? 🤨🔪
Teacher
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Miss ye kal raat hila rha tha isliye nahi kiya
TEACHER
Aur tune kyu nahi kiya be Bhau 😑💢
BAKCHOD BILLA
ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪ Mujhe hilaata dekh raha tha
*Teacher punishes all students for not doing homework *
*After 15mins 37seconds later*
Principal enters the class
PRINCIPAL
Kaise ho bhenchooo 😄
TEACHER
Sir...aap yaha (・_・;)
PRINCIPAL
(˘･_･˘) Miss !!! ye kaise kapde pehene hue hai aapne
PRINCIPAL
Pura cabbage dikh raha h apka (ー_ー゛)
BAKCHOD BILLA
Cleavage hota hai vo bhomsidike ಠᴥಠ
PRINCIPAL
(-_-メ) itni nudity mujhse sahi jaaye na~~
*Principal snaps his fingers*
TEACHER
😶sirrr ye kya krdiya aapne
BAKCHOD BILLA
Bc ye jitni jaldi kapde utaar deta hai utni hi jaldi pehenata bhi hai (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
PRINCIPAL
Kon bola be (٥↼_↼)
PRINCIPAL
Huh Nevermind (ー_ー゛)
PRINCIPAL
Miss come to my cabin after class 😗
Teacher
jab kapde utaarna hi tha toh pehnaya hi kyu hawasi gaand 🤦
PRINCIPAL
Saale chup hojaa varna lund fek k marunga pura khandaan chud jayega ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯
TEACHER
⊙﹏⊙ Y....Yes sirrrr comingg
TEACHER
Jerry monitor the class mai aati hu kuch der me ┐( ˘_˘)┌
Teacher
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ jerry hamari lega aur pricipal tumhari
TEACHER
(눈‸눈) class se bahar chala ja madarchomad
*teacher walks into principal's room*
kya soch rahe ho tum log?🌚
*Something something starts*
Teacher
Miss kya hua itna paseena kyu aa rha h apko (◔‿◔)
TEACHER
vo..vo kuch nhi bas garmi bahot thi sir k room me 😅
TEACHER
Bacchoo..Jaise maine kaha tha duudh peene k liye har subhaa
TEACHER
pee rhe ho tum log.? 🤨
Everyone shouts : yess maaam
TEACHER
🤨 Kya hua bille tu nahi peeta.?
BAKCHOD BILLA
peeta hu na miss !! bachpan me maa ka duudh paeta tha ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
BAKCHOD BILLA
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ pados waali bhabhi ka
BAKCHOD BILLA
haan ji..vo duudh wala bhabhi k darwaze pe hi chodh jata tha bottle
BAKCHOD BILLA
ᕙ(͡°‿ ͡°)ᕗ mai vahi se do chaar ghoont maarleta hu
Teacher
Maaam duudh pete hue maine ek shayari likhi hai..suna duu 🤩🤩🤩
TEACHER
acchaa sunaa (• ▽ •;)
Teacher
Arz Kiyaaa hai <(￣︶￣)↗
BAKCHOD BILLA
Wah wah wah wah !!!!
Teacher
🤦 abe chup kar chapadganjuuu
Teacher
Bacche ki sehat ke liye Zaroori hai bacche ki maa ka dhooodh <(￣︶￣)↗
Teacher
Bacche ki sehat ke liye Zaroori hai bacche ki maa ka dhooodh~~<(￣︶￣)↗
Teacher
Usi tarah Bacche ke baap ko zaroori hai bacche ki maa ki..........(◕ᴗ◕✿)
TEACHER
bacche ki maa ki.? 😶😶
Teacher
haanji bolo bacche ki maa ki...? kya <(￣︶￣)↗
TEACHER
(?・・) Mm...mai chali..kuch zaroor kaam yaad agaya byee!!!
*teacher leaves the class*
BAKCHOD BILLA
abe bhagg gayii😂😂😂😂😂
Teacher
😑Chal koi naa..tu sunlee..
Teacher
Bacche ki sehat ke liye Zaroori hai bacche ki maa ka dhooodh <(￣︶￣)↗
Teacher
usi tarah bacche k baap ko zaroori hai bacche ki maa ki 🌚
Teacher
😌 Bacche ki maaki khushi
Teacher
vaise tum jo soch rahe ho vo bhi sahi hai 🌚
aree ek minute kuch zaroori baat bolna tha ←(>▽<)ﾉ
Ghar baithe baithe bore ho rahe ho..? 👀
Ghumne Jaane ka mann kar raha hai..? 👀
Some asked me that "itni gaali kyu dete ho"🌚
Comments
erio ~
😂😂
2022-02-05
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Karan
wah wah wahヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ
2021-11-13
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Karan
ye kaisi punishment h xD
2021-11-13
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