I'm Not Some Kind Of Demon

–At Su Lüxia's Mansion–

Ratty: Your so awesome Host!

I was going to suggest you cater to his taste and wear a light colored dress to the banquet...

Su Lüxia: What do you know?

Men are creatures that only care about appearance to win his heart.

I first had to grab his attention with a new look!

Moreover, crying in a red dress is the only way to really assault the senses.

To get people pity you.

Ratty: Then can we just keep going with this play? *Super Happy*

Either way, you have no problem shedding fake tears...

Su Lüxia: Wrong!

Ratty, I'll teach you something for free. The only reason that sexy harlots always wins, *stroke*

is because they are not afraid to act out of character.

And the second, when the white lotus gets filthy, it can never be clean again!

Ratty: That's my Host, fiercer than a tigress! *clap-clap*

*Mean while*

Maidservant: Consort Su, spare me!

Your humble servant was wrong, i shouldn't have betrayed you... *kneel down*

Su Lüxia: When I was teaching Liu Ruyan a lesson, it was you that went and told the emperor, wasn't it?

And this time with the imperial edict...

You really are an obedient doggy.

However,

Bitao (maidservant), did your mistress ever tell you what would happen if you were found out?

Maidservant: I, I.....*shiver*

Su Lüxia: Come on, don't be so scared....*smile*

After all, im not some kind of demon. *held up*

Now go to Liu Ruyan. I dont need to teach you how to be a spy, do i...?

Be my good girl. Wether your parents and brothers can continue their happy lives outside the palace.

Depends entirely on you.

Maidservant: *leaves with fear*

Ratty: Can she be trusted?

Su Lüxia: She was never trustworthy before, but now it's hard to tell.

Ratty: ??? *confused*

Su Lüxia: She has always secretly in love with the ninth duke and he is clearly infatuated with Liu Ruyan...

The man she loves is nothing but a toy in another woman's hand...

Tut-tut, there is nothing more frightening than a womans jealousy.

Jeez, just thinking about what the look on Liu Ruyan's face will be?

Fills me with pity...

–At Su Lüxia's Pavilion–

Yun Ling: If natural qualities better education, men are crude. If education betters natural qualities, they became literary. *reading poems*

Only when natural qualities and education are properly blended, that we have wise and good men...

Consort Su, I heard that Consort Liu has been taking food to the Hall of Mental Cultivation recently...

Su Lüxia: You think she will use this opportunity to make a move against me?

Yun Ling: I wouldn't dare say that. *serious*

Su Lüxia: Pfft *laughs*

Silly boy, of course she will! *pats head*

Yun Ling: Then...

Su Lüxia: After reading so many texts, do you still not understand the phrase "The More They Come"?

The happier she is now, the more tragic her downfall will be. *smile*

Right, in a few days, it is your father the emperor's birthday. *serous*

Write a congratulatory stanza for him as a gift.

Remember, don't make it too good. *wink*

Yun Ling: ......

I understand *bow*

–At the Hall of Mental Cultivation–

Liu Ruyan: Are all these birthday gifts from Consort Su?

It really is a generous offering.

*a bunch of jewelry*

Liu Ruyan: Forget the rest, just this jade bracelet is priceless. *pick*

She really sees the fourth prince as a gem.

Prince Xian: What has this to do with the fourth prince? *ain't interested*

Liu Ruyan: Your majesty really doesn't know? *surprised*

This jade bracelet is gifted by the fourth prince's name.

Prince Xian: Anyway, it's just a bracelet.

Liu Ruyan: Your majesty is right.

I was just being petty, *take some sour grape*

no matter how nice the bracelet is,

It is just a greeting gift from the Su family for their grandson. *feed his highness*

Consort Su has been childish for so many years. It wasn't easy to get a son, so it's natural that the family places much importance on him. *fake smile*

Prince Xian: You speak with reason.

Liu Ruyan: -smiles-

Moreover, I actually think that...

...The jade bracelet your majesty gave to me is far more superior. *acts cute*

Your majesty look, *compares*

Dont you think the bracelet around my wrist is more elegant?

Prince Xian: Nonsense, looking at your elegant pale wrist, I think it's beautiful it worth half a kingdom. *praise*

Liu Ruyan: Your majesty...

Your majesty is too kind. I do not deserve such praise. I know that my beauty is no match for hers. *plays cute*

Your majesty is just taking pity on me. -lean down-

Princr Xian: Ruyan, I wish everyone in the harem was as inoccent as you.

Liu Ruyan: Su Lüxia doesn't bear any ill will, don't blame her your majesty.

Prince Xian: You are too soft hearted.

-Later.....

Liu Ruyan: •••Su Lüxia, let's see how you deal with this. *sneer*

Eunuch: Your majesty, these gifts...?

Prince Xian: Put them away.

As for this jade bracelet, give it to Consort Liu.

After all, the Su family is large and prosperous. It is just a gift. I don't think they are concerned about such thinks.

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