Deux

The wedding ceremony at the church seem to have ended really quickly but we were out within an hour and I was like whoa......

It was time for pictures, Believe me guys when I say my sis is evil, let me tell you a little secret, I'm super ticklish, if your fingers should tap me, I would burst into laughter and leave from your spot like I'd been keeping my laughter for a year and it sounded like a sex moan.

When it was time for the grooms family, you wouldn't believe what happened, while we were posing, my sister took a feather and placed it in my ear.....

"Oh God!!!!" I shouted in everyone's midst. That was the worst, commotion everywhere, "Who made that unholy noise, Who did that, I nearly got deaf of that scream"

Then my demonic sis turned into Godly Saint and pointed me, you know the worst part, she already started pointing me before they asked. I was humiliated, my dad gave me a death glare I felt like there was pin piercing through my heart 💘💔. I was standing at the back at the back for pic because I was tall, but they made me kneel in front for the pic, so embarrassing 🤧

On the way to the reception party, "You listen and listen well, when we go there, sit down quietly, don't speak unless spoken to, don't move around carelessly, don't blah, blah, blah" This man kept talking for 10 minutes and the suddenly asked,

"Why did you make such an unholy sound using God's name in a church", "Dad, I swear it wasn't my fault, Freda placed something in my ear 🤧" Then she instantly cut me off saying "Dad he's telling lies", we started arguing and dad shouted, "Both of you should stop this now, Freda, I know you've been messing around with your junior brother, stop it, I'm not saying that you did it but just stop it and you too stop whining everytime she does something" He said angrily.

Whoa, although it was a 20 minute drive it kinda took forever, When we finally arrived, my sister texted me on the phone saying I'm dead, oh, I knew I was gonna get so I paid close attention to her in case I see her act...

At our table, *it was closer to the speakers so we could hear the music and MC very well, but we couldn't communicate very well so I couldn't here when people call my name.

Just as I was playing a game on my phone, a waitress I never noticed came to ask for our orders... Both my sis and dad made their order but guess who didn't hear anything with earphones on😢, THAT'S RIGHT ME😭, instead of my sis to tap me, she wacked my head and damn did it hurt, did as I was about to diss her for hitting me*,

I saw an Angel, whoa, I was stunned by the heavenly looking figure in front of me, her lips pink, eye colour orange and dark skinned body, her body was as sexy as Coca Cola bottle, I was struck by amazement, then my dad wack my head and said "Hey son, come alive", in front of this girl, I have been hit twice and the worst part was that she laughed, Oh no my ship has sunk, *I pretended to be thinking and finally gave out my order. How humiliated I was...

...To be continued......

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