Episode 5
You, eren and mikasa go inside
Captain levi
There you are brats, where the hell did you go
Eren
WE BUY SOME BUBBLE TEA TO YOU
Mikasa
Especially eren buy me this too
Captain levi
And where's my fcking tea?
Eren
(oh shoot we forgot to buy them
Captain levi
Tsk, no bubble tea
Captain levi
What ever, i got to go
Eren
We forgot to buy him and the others, we only buy for mikasa
Y/N
Get your filthy hands out of me idiot
Mikasa
Hey let's just go to the others
You three go to the other cadets
Y/N
I-I CAN'T BREATH YOU FCKING IDIOT
Armin
Nah y/n where did you go
Connie
SASHA I SAID DON'T EAT
Jean
Hey you emo titan where the hell did you go
Eren
Oh chill you horseface we just go-
Jean
DON'T EVER CALL ME HORSEFACE YOU PIECE OF SH*T
Eren
And don't ever call me an emo titan you war freak
Jean
You motherfucke i will teach a lesson soon
Jean
Son of a b*tch you never quit in my job
Connie
Hey you two shut up you acting like 3 yrs old in this survey corps
Jean
Shut up you bald, I'm not talking to you assh*le
Connie
Tf, CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE FCKING HAIR OF MINE YOU HORSEFACE
Jean
I WISH I DIDN'T SEE THE FCKING HAIR OF YOURS SO I CAN CALL YOU BALD
Connie
OH STFU THERE YOU NVER CUT YOUR HAIR BCUZ THE HORSE CAN CUT THEIR HAIRS IDIOT
Captain levi
What's this noise about
Captain levi
Wtf i didn't even miss you trash
Kasumi
Ugh I'm your girlfriend why would you call me trash?!
Y/N
Who said that your he is your girlfriend idiot
Y/N
Ofc, I'm slut but you are the worst slut here idiot
Kasumi
Ugh I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU
Y/N
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN B*TCH
Kasumi
YOUR SO FAST BULLSH*T
Sasha
Kasumi gonna punch y/n
Captain levi
Ok let's watch them😒
Kasumi tries to punch you but you dodge it
Y/N
Hahaha TOO SLOW YOU DEEPSHIT TURTLE
Hange
That's what kasumi did to her
Connie
I rather nothing to say
Kasumi
I'M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT
Y/N
Huh, that trash deserve it
At night, hanji made a gc in your messages
Captain levi
Who tf made this gc
Hange
CADETS LET'S PLAY SOME-
Hange
Let's play some games cadets
Captain levi
What's with your shitty game
Historia
Me too can i join
Hange
Plss captain just one plss
Hange
Ok let's play kiss, marry, kill
Hange
Historia
Jean
Connie
Eren
Mikasa
Petra
Sasha
Armin
Captain
And y/n
Hange
Sorry ok let's start
Y/N
Ok armin, kiss marry, kill
Mikasa, eren. Sasha
Armin
Umm, kiss mikasa marry eren, kill sasha
Armin
Sorry, guys bcuz I'm your besprend
Y/N
(i understand what armin said pfft)
Hange
Next, historia kiss, marry, kill Horseface, bald, Armin
Historia
Ok, ok stop kiss, armin, marry connie kill jean
Jean
QUEEN YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
Captain levi
Enough who's next
Hange
Ok jean next kiss marry, kill
Mikasa, eren or historia
Hange
C'mon just answer the damm question
Jean
KISS HISTORIA MARRY MIKASA KILL EREN
Jean
What's your problem emo titan
Y/N
Next, hanji, kiss, marry kill, captain historia, sasha
Hange
Oop, kiss historia marry captain and kill sasha
Sasha
2ND TIME YOU B*TCHES
Hange
Next connie, kiss marry, kill sasha, jean or eren
Connie
*clears throat* kiss sasha marry eren and kill Horseface
Sasha
YESS THANK YOU MY DEAREST PREND
Y/N
Ok, mikasa, kiss, marry, kill eren, jean or captain
Mikasa
Pfft, i rather to say this but kiss jean marry eren kill captain
Y/N
Oh no oh no oh no no no
Eren
Hahaha thank you, you did not kill horseface
Hange
Captain next, kiss marry, kill y/n, eren or jean
Hange
Plss answer my DAMM QUESTION
Captain levi
FINE KISS JEAN MARRY Y/N KILL EREN
Captain levi
Stfu you four eyes i answer your fcking question idiot
Hange
You say so captain 😏😏
Hange
Eren next kiss, marry kill, y/n, historia, mikasa
Eren
Ok but this sound sucks🤢🤮kiss, mikasa, marry y/n and kill historia
Eren
Oop sorry my queen don't kill meh
Mikasa
Thank u thank u ereh
Eren
Tsk, don't act like a baby mikasa i just kiss you
Y/N
Next petra, kiss, marry, kill mikasa, hanji, captain
Petra
Umm.. *sigh* kiss hanji marry mikasa and kill captain😅😅
Captain levi
Tsk, this is the 2nd time
Hange
Eek, oh c'mon captain it's just a game
Hange
Last y/n, kiss marry, kill eren, captain or mikasa
Hange
Oh y/n my question is waiting for yooo😏😏
Hange
Hey wait gurl answer my question first!!
Y/N
I DON'T WANT TO ANSWER YOUR DAMM QUESTION
Y/N
SO BYEE SEE YA TOMORROW
Captain levi
Nah four eyes we have to sleep now it's night yime alread
Historia
Me too I'm sleepy
Hange
*sigh* ok guys see ya tomorrow
Author
Well, sorry guys i forgot sasha and armin to play the kiss marry kill game
Author
Sorry, if i didn't show up last sunday
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