girl: so I heard they serve free drinks 🍻 to pretty women here
bartender : yes ,and here's your bill
B R U H
Breaking news 📰📰: man tries to rob a bank 🏦 after paying 100$ to a "magician" to make him invisible
Snek 100
Scientists: students need 8 hours of sleep 😴💤
Schools 🏫 : three take it or leave it
Girl : he's probably thinking about other girls
Boy : if a butterfly can't fly it's called butter
Sloth : I'm the slowest in the world
Internet Explorer : hold my wifi
Student : have 8 hours of sleep
Teacher : is for me?
Me : turns light car on
My dad : Ernie prepares to commit hate crime
Should anti Vax parents be charged with child abuse
Yes --------99%
No --------1%
The 99% : why are you Karen?
Me : i don't understand
Teacher : well you should've paid attention to class
Indian guy on YouTube : it's show time
Judges : what is your special talent?
Some dude : I know how to swallow swords ι═══════ﺤ levitation and how to become immortal
Judges: ❌❌❌❌
Some girl: my dad is in hospital
Judges: ✅✅✅✅
Manger : tells Karen to get out and never come back
Karen : you dare oppose me MoRtAl
kid : says hello to Karen without a mask 😷 and 7 feet 👣 away
Karen : and it took that personally
You when you're on a higher furniture than your friend : do not question the elevated one
when my sibling breaks something
mom: it's okay 👌
me when I break something
mom: are you preparing to meet Jesus
NASA 🇺🇸🚀: we're going to Mars
man named Mars : I must secure my home 🏠
Some random parenting book 📕 I found :
Child : I hate Karen
me (y) s a m e
me : mom could you close the door 🚪 on your way out
mom: *actually closes the door 🚪
me: that was very cash 💵 money [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] of you
The class light 💡: goes out
The girls : it's showtime
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