Joonie and His Crabs
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Hey guys
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Has anyone seen my crabs?
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2 of them are missing
Angel Hope
Hmmm missing crabs 🤔
Swaegy Grandpa
I obviously haven't because I'm recovering
Mochi
Yah Yoongi Hyung please recover soon 🤧🤧🤧🤧
Mochi
I wanna hug youuu 🤧🤧
Swaegy Grandpa
Yeah I am recovering well
Swaegy Grandpa
JK and Tae don't leave my side even for a second so I'm doing good :)
Vantae
We take turns in taking care of Hyung :)
Angel Hope
What?!? That's so unfair! I asked Yoongi Hyung if I can take care of him and he told me to go away 😐
Mochi
He did the same to me Hobi Hyung 😐
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He doesn't even let me come close to him cuz he fears I'll break something 😑
Swaegy Grandpa
Guys I told Taekook to leave too
Swaegy Grandpa
But they never listen and keep coming back and now I'm tired of telling them to go away 🙄
Vantae
Btw guys where's Jin Hyung?
Mochi
Idk probably admiring his face somewhere
Angel Hope
I think he's in the kitchen
Worldwide Handsome
EXCUSE ME JIMIN?
Worldwide Handsome
I KNOW I ADMIRE MY HANDSOME FACE A LOT BUT HOW CAN I ADMIRE MY FACE WHEN THERE'S A LIL CAT WHO I NEED TO FEED?
Worldwide Handsome
You better be sorry 😤
Swaegy Grandpa
Umm Hyung did you just call me a lil cat-?
Worldwide Handsome
Yes I did 😌
Worldwide Handsome
Cuz you are my lil baby cat 🐈
Angel Hope
So guys I've found a song we can all sing for Yoongi Hyung
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What is it?
Angel Hope
🎶You're my honeybunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin
You're my sweetie pie
You're my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums
You're the apple of my eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear 🎶
Swaegy Grandpa
How about no?
Angel Hope
*How about yes?
Angel Hope
See guys Yoongi Hyung agreed!
Worldwide Handsome
Okay guys so we are gonna sing this song to Yoongi every single day now
Worldwide Handsome
And that's on PERIODT.
Golden Kook
NO BUT I CANT SEE ANYTHING TRALALALLALALALLALALLA
Swaegy Grandpa
Didn't Joonie lose his crabs or something? Can you guys please talk about that now 💀
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Oh right
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2 of my crabs are missing
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Have any of you seen them?
Worldwide Handsome
Well I haven't seen any crabs but I did hear some noise coming from Jimin's room last night
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WHAT- I DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT
Worldwide Handsome
NONONO I DONT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Worldwide Handsome
I mean like the noise sounded like it was crabs rubbing their claws or whatever
Golden Kook
You mean they were rubbing their pincers?
Worldwide Handsome
Yeah that
Vantae
Woahh how do you know so much about crabs JK?
Golden Kook
I might've researched about crabs to impress Joon Hyung 👉👈
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You don't need to research about crabs to impress me JK
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I'm already quite impressed
Worldwide Handsome
What about your crabs Joon?
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Oh yeah
Vantae
Oh god Joon Hyung used the full name
Angel Hope
Jimin's as good as a dead boy now
Mochi
I'm taller than Yoongi Hyung
Swaegy Grandpa
Does it look like I care?
Golden Kook
Lol Jimin Hyung is still a shortie
Golden Kook
Once a shortie forever a shortie
Mochi
One day I will be taller than you JK
Golden Kook
Yeah sure I'll be waiting for that day 🤡
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Can you guys argue later?
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JIMIN RETURN MY CRABS TO ME
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RIGHT.NOW.
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I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES
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AND AFTER 5 MINUTES I NEED MY CRABS
Mochi
Could I have 10 minutes?
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ILL GIVE YOU 2 MINUTES NOW
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AND YOUR TIME STARTS NOW
Mochi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mochi
HYUNG I LOST CRABJIM IM SORRY
Worldwide Handsome
OOO you stole the crab named after yourself Jimin?
Mochi
I borrowed CrabJim cuz I wanted to see if he's as pretty as me
Mochi
And I found CrabKoo and CrabKoo was looking so cute so I borrowed him too 😍
Mochi
And I kept both of them under my pillow
Mochi
And they were there yesterday but when I checked today CrabJim was missing 😭
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Just two questions Jimin
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1. WHO PUTS CRABS UNDER A PILLOW?
Swaegy Grandpa
This is kinda fun to witness 🥂
Mochi
I'm sorry I panicked
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2. HOW COULD YOU LOSE A WHOLE A*S FREAKIN CRAB ISTG-
Mochi
He just wasn't there 😭
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GIVE ME CRABKOO BACK AND FIND CRABJIM ASAP
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OR ELSE 😃🔪
Mochi
TAE AND JK COME HELP ME
Golden Kook
What do I get in return?
Mochi
I'll give you banana milk JK
Mochi
And before you ask me Tae, I'll take care of Tannie for one week
Vantae
Oo how did you know I was gonna ask you?
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You guys can flirt later
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FIND ME CRABJIM
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DID U FIND CRABJIM?
Mochi
Well we couldn't find CrabJim in the house
Mochi
So we went outside to search for him
Mochi
And we saw him go into a trash can
Vantae
Yeah that was weird
Vantae
Who goes into a trash can?!?
Golden Kook
CrabJim goes to a trash can.
Mochi
Yah that's one weird crab
Worldwide Handsome
What happened next?
Mochi
Well a garbage truck came and took all the trash away
Swaegy Grandpa
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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So you are telling me that CrabJim is in a FREAKING GARBAGE TRUCK???!
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MY POOR CRABJIM
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HIS LIFE HAS COME TO AN END
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HIS LIFE WILL NOT GO ON ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Mochi
And he isn't ded...yet
Mochi
How was I supposed to know that crabs can walk and go to the trash can? 😭
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Crabs obviously walk 💀
Golden Kook
Fun fact: Crabs walk sideways
Angel Hope
JK just had a big brain moment
Golden Kook
I love Hobi Hyung
Golden Kook
From now on I'm gonna say ILH
Swaegy Grandpa
you mean ily?
Golden Kook
ILH = I love Hobi Hyung 😌✨
Angel Hope
ILJ = I love Jungkook 😚
Vantae
Well ILJ can also be I love Jin Hyung 😌
Mochi
ILJ can also be I love Jimin 🙄
Swaegy Grandpa
ILY is I love Yoongi 👀
Worldwide Handsome
ILN is I love NAMJOON 😌
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Guess what ILCJ stands for?
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It's I love CRAB JIM
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AND I LOST CRAB JIM
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BECAUSE OF YOU
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AGGHHHHHHH
Mochi
Chill Hyung I'll buy you a new CrabJim
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No I don't want CrabJim anymore
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You, my dear Jimin, are going to buy me a crab
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And I'm going to name it CrabJIN instead of CrabJim
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Because you are not worthy enough to have a crab named after you 😤
Angel Hope
Can you name a crab C-Hope?
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ohh good idea
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Jimin buy me two crabs
Swaegy Grandpa
What about Crabgles? taken from the name Yoongles
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Oh yes! Jimin buy me 3 crabs
Mochi
Do I look like a crab store to you ?
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You look like someone who caused the sad demise of my bb CrabJim
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How will my bb live without water?
Golden Kook
Yeah the maximum he can survive is 24 hours
Angel Hope
JK Big Brain Moment PT2
Golden Kook
ILH PT 18853246899 ✨💞💞
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Can this wait?
Mochi
Ok fine I'm soo sorry 😭
Mochi
I'll buy you 3 crabs 😭
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No one can ever replace CrabJim tho 😔
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Moment of silence for CrabJim pls 😔
Worldwide Handsome
Umm guys
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WhAt dO yOu WaNt?!?
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WE ARE HAVING A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR GODS SAKE
Worldwide Handsome
Uh I just wanted to say there's a crab in the living room
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Wait I'm coming
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OMG ITS CRABJIM!!! MY BB
Mochi
This means I'm not the cause of any crab's death!
Golden Kook
Yay CrabJim is alive! He won't die of dehydration anymore!
Angel Hope
JK Big Brain Moment Pt3
Golden Kook
ILH pt. infinity 💞💞
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But Jimin you still gotta get me 3 crabs 😤
Worldwide Handsome
Wow WWH saved the day
Worldwide Handsome
By telling you idiots there's a crab in the living room
Vantae
Btw where's Yoongi Hyung?
Angel Hope
I guess he's sleeping 👀
Worldwide Handsome
Well guys guess what ILTGWWHM means?
Golden Kook
Idk and I'm not even gonna try
Worldwide Handsome
Well it means I LOVE THE GREAT WWH ME
Author MIN aka Clown
IM SO SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE FOR SO LONG AHHHHHH FORGIVE ME PLEASE
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I WAS JUST LAZY AND I LOST INTEREST IN MANGATOON IM SO SO SORRY
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ILL TRY TO UPDATE AS MUCH AS I CAN NOW 💀
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Anyways I just wanted to take this opportunity to say BE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HEARTWARMING ALBUM IVE EVER LISTENED TO
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LIFE GOES ON IS SO COMFORTING I CAN'T EVEN- 😭
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IM SPEECHLESS 😭😭
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BE IS ONE OF THE BEST COMEBACKS EVER 🤧🤧
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Anyways this episode is pretty long already so imma just leave 💀 Bye remember to stream BE 😤✨
Author MIN aka Clown
Word count: 1441 words 😳
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No one :
Absolutely no one:
ARMYS after a new album comes out: OMG THIS IS THE BEST ALBUM EVERRR 🥺🥺🥺😊🥰🤩😍LIKE NO KIDDING🤧🤧🤧🥳🥳 IT TOUCHED MY SOUL😌, WARMED MY WATER,🧊🧊 CRUSHED MY SPICES🦞🦀 , OMGGGGGGGG LIEK ITZ SOOO AMAZING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IF U DON'T AGREE I WILL FITE U
( no KIDDING here, I loved it 💜💜💜💜💜
2020-12-08
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🥀☾𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓎𝓎🥀
min sisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss update plzzzzzzzz!
2020-12-02
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Undertaker❤(Marzana)
I only listened to life goes on,nothing else🥺🥺🥺(⑉꒦ິ^꒦ິ⑉)and I knew that song the one's lyrics you wrote💜I heard that song long ago👁👄👁
2020-11-26
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