When The Hongdae Guy Meets The Gangnam Girl
War I: Streets of Hongdae
Everyone knows the infamous fboys of Hongdae and the infamous gold diggers of Gangnam province
Let’s break down the “origin stories” of each, because neither the Hongdae fboy nor the Gangnam gold digger just spawns out of thin air
Hongdae is Seoul’s youth culture hub — music, nightlife, and “I’ll chase my dreams, rent be damned” energy.
WHEREAS,Gangnam is luxury central, where image, wealth, and social status are everything.
Jang Tae-Joon
Come on ladies,I am not looking for anything serious,unless it's you tonight~
Hottie 1
Whats your nameee?
Jang Tae-Joon
Call me bunny
Hottie 2
Hey handsome bunny~
Shin Soo-Hee
If you can't afford me then say it out loud
Shin Soo-Hee
I will have the mercy to lend you some cash to suit yourself an escort
Jang Tae-Joon,aka Bunny,a renowned fboy crosses path with Shin Soo-Hee, the ultimate worshipper of dollars
Jang Tae-Joon
Ekchcuze meeeh~
Jang Tae-Joon
Are you... *tilting his head* open mindeu?
Shin Soo-Hee
hyaaah *screams*
Shin Soo-Hee
No no thank you! *turns*
Jang Tae-Joon
Are you from here~?
Shin Soo-Hee
Uhh... I live in Gangnam,I suppose you are from... *rolling her eyes* here huh?
Jang Tae-Joon
That's why you look so expensive,huh?
Jang Tae-Joon
I...like it~
Jang Tae-Joon
I absolutely like it
Shin Soo-Hee
*stepping behind* No I don't
Jang Tae-Joon
Relax baby-ah
Jang Tae-Joon
I am not here to break your heart,unless you want me to *raising his one eyebrow*
Shin Soo-Hee
Don't worry,I have a no-return policy
Jang Tae-Joon
Let's just have some fun?
Jang Tae-Joon
A beautiful lady like you,all alone by herself,lucky you,you got my eyes on you
Shin Soo-Hee
Aww you are here?
Shin Soo-Hee
Then be a dear and call me a driver?
Jang Tae-Joon
(aaaghhh,she is such a hard nut to crack)
Jang Tae-Joon
(heck that excites me even more)
Jang Tae-Joon
(Look at her,crazy beauty,how can I not try my best for this chick)
Jang Tae-Joon
That's all I ever wanted
Jang Tae-Joon
Always at your service *bows*
Shin Soo-Hee
Seems like you have some knockers in your wallet?
Jang Tae-Joon
Sure, a whopping 135k
Shin Soo-Hee
Won? *holding her breath because his breath stinks*
Jang Tae-Joon
Yes! *proudly*
Shin Soo-Hee
Disgusting pervert
Shin Soo-Hee
*starts walking away*
Jang Tae-Joon
That's enough for a motel for the both of us
Jang Tae-Joon
Remember meeeee! *screams*
Jang Tae-Joon
I AM THE BUNNY OF HONGDAE BABY
Shin Soo-Hee
stinky weirdo *finally lets go of her breath*
Jang Tae-Joon
I left this dojang and all the hot ladies started joining this dojang?
Shin Soo-Hee
*makes eye contact with him*
Shin Soo-Hee
(this b*astard is here too?)
Jimin
This dojang sucks anyways
Jimin
After we became black belts,we are just instructing oth-
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