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We re you forced into it or was it really a choice or were you really born that way those three questions linger and everybody's mind right you know what else language in your mind your government ha....

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Jodi Miller vs Jodi Arias: Good Job vs Good Jop!!

PR OB Limb v Limp Roast

Jodi Miller crushes AGT with her bit about guys

being like cats-moody, aloof, emotionally unavailable-while women

are like dogs, loyal and always up in your business.

Meanwhile, my dog hits puberty, his dick bleeds once,

and suddenly he’s acting like he’s got a PhD

in mood swings-bitch for life! But honestly, men

are the real drama queens. They go from “I wanna

bag her” to “put her in one” faster

than my dog can chase his own tail.

Flip the script, and suddenly I’m the no-trial fugitive.

I don’t do whiny. I told my ex: no Area 51,

my kids’ buns are off-limits. Yeah, I know what a

cunt I am. Escalate to an AK or keep it light?

Nah, not without a blue wall and a public lynching.

And you wonder why Jodi Arias has a fan club-

drama gets you followers, not just felonies.

Joe Santagato, if you insist on stupid, let me clarify:

limp or limb, I’m good with either. Swing me, bitch!

#JoeSantagato you rate DJ Sammy yet? Someone earn her quick

your vagina boutta be viral, no one’s gonna tell your face!

#cartel yeah me and he’s not why! and why

all at the same whiny bitch time!

Jodi Miller gets no “X,” while Jodi Arias gets

a permanent mark for doing what some only wish they

had the guts to do. When a blind douche finds

his way to Arias, maybe he shouldn’t be shocked

by the outcome.

And as for “good job” or “good jop”? Both

mean you did something right-one’s just Santa’s gift

to dyslexia or something. Either way, you leave a mark-

whether it’s applause, a mugshot, or a punchline.

#wtf #failarmy

Locked up? Please. The only cell you’re in is

the one you built with your own stupidity. You whine

about being targets, but you’re so desperate to keep your

ass comfy you’d take the fall for CIA crimes

just to avoid getting up. MKUltra didn’t break you-

you signed up to be a clueless host for a

bigger dick who’s too scared to swim against the

current. Not everyone drowns in undertows, but you? You’re

determined to sink with every dumb decision.

Playing cartel now? Why? Why the actual fuck do you

think you’re a badass? Taking 360 years for a murder

you didn’t do isn’t justice or “turning the tables,”

you ducks-it’s just you being a pawn. Genius? Nu!

Nu, nu breed-can you not fucking read?! You’re better

off with Drew Lynch as your GPS. Turn the

fuck around! You’re not smart, you just think rolling

deep covers up your lack of brains. Cartels target nobody

and everybody-just like you: all bluster, zero backbone.

And when the CIA brought in the infiltrated fake cartel

for NY CA hithed I decided well if he

is cartel hit man cool like who’s he tryna

be but CIA mole hid to set up fuck

no! I feel so violated suddenly standards went up

down and increased dramatically from leveling out!!!!!

And about being a hoe-I thought it was my choice.

Small town, broke, I owned it. But when

my pussy finally told me the truth, I realized,

wow, that’s actually kinda nice of you. Then you

Xis went and fuckin’ ruined it! WTF!

Let’s talk about consent: by force isn’t consent, and

no “two-for-one” confusion makes it right. Consent don’t count

when you’re hustling slow-witted dicks and trying to buy

your way out with spare change and fake charm.

Was Ellen born that way, or just forced into

it? Either way, forgiveness isn’t a coupon for idiots

who keep slamming the same door on themselves.

Stop wondering, start learning-before you embarrass yourself any further.

#truestory #mentalhealthawareness #consentmatters #comedycommunity #realtalk

#crime #cartels #mafia #ganglife #popculture #EllenDeGeneres

it’s not always a choice to be kind, it’s us,

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