My Chaos, My Queen : I Slapped My CEO & Now He Wants Me
CHAPTER 3 : The Interview Chaos ~~
Scene: "The Interview - Pink Chaos Meets Corporate Cold"
🎀 Part One: Celistina’s Interview – Barbiecore Takes the Boardroom 🎀
Celistina Vale (FL)
*Click. Click. Click.*
Celistina Vale strutted out like a high fashion fever dream
Receptionist
Uh... do you have an appointment?
Celistina Vale (FL)
I'm here to ruin corporate dress codes and possibly become your next junior data scientist 😺 *grinning*
Receptionist
....Name? *still in disbelief*
Celistina Vale (FL)
Celistina Vale. C-E-L-I-S-T-I-N-A. Rhymes with genius. (・∀・)
She waltzed towards the interview room.
Inside, the panel froze mid-sip. Four people:
~ Grey Hoodie Guy: Lead Data Engineer
~ HR Ice Queen
~ Gen Z Tech Lead with boba
~ Nervous Intern
Intern
Barbie? *whispering*
Celistina Vale (FL)
Hi, hi! I brought a little something. *winks at them*
She placed a pale pink folder on the table and sat — legs crossed, gaze sharp.
Celistina Vale (FL)
Not a PowerPoint. I call it… Pretty Logical.
She opened it. Inside: a fashion-themed resume, pastel graphs, QR codes linking to her data visualizations, and a surgical portfolio laid out like Vogue spreads.
HR Lady
You’ve… done actual surgeries?
Celistina Vale (FL)
Yup. Minor and mid-level. I specialize in clean stitches and clean code. (͡°‿ ͡°)
The Lead Engineer
You're a doctor?
Celistina Vale (FL)
Licensed internationally. But my true love is data. And I have… unresolved Vogue trauma. So this is my pivot era. 🙂↕️
Tech Lead
Why data science? *soft gasp*
Celistina Vale (FL)
Because patterns are sexy. And so is logic. I ran logistic regressions on 500+ post-op records, predicted trend curves with confidence intervals. I even styled the graphs. *saying it proudly*
Celistina pulled out a lipstick shaped USB
Celistina Vale (FL)
Also, I formatted them in rose gold themes 😼✨
Then — Celistina’s phone blared:
🎵 “That’s My Girl” – Fifth Harmony
Celistina Vale (FL)
Oops. Theme song *she gasps, silence it and laughing awkwardly*
Part Two: Georgina’s Interview – Brazilian Bravado Meets Model Walk
Georgina walked in an hour later.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Hi. I’m Georgina. I don’t have a computer science degree.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
But I know how to make people stop scrolling.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Fashion psychology, TikTok algorithms, and lighting — I speak fluent virality. 😌✨
She opened her reel. A campaign for a micro fashion label — now global.
Tech Lead
You did that campaign?
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Solo. I was the model, director, editor, and stylist. *flipping hair*
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
HR Lady
No formal training?
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
None. Just instinct, stats, and a ring light....
The Lead Engineer
And your interest in tech?
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
People are data. Fashion is feedback. Style is code. You just need to parse it. *said confidently* 🙂↕️
The Lead Engineer
These genz's are such weird creatures *sighes*
The Result: Offers on the Table
Two hours later. Celistina and Georgina sip mineral water in Crystal cups.
HR Lady
Miss Vale. We'd like to offer you a three month internship with the data science team.
HR Lady
Pending performance, promotion to Junior Data Scientist.
Celistina Vale (FL)
Like... Elle Woods goes to Silicon Valley? (☆▽☆)
HR Lady
Yes. Also, both of you are being offered roles in our lifestyle and outreach team.
HR Lady
Internal content creation. We think you two could… break the internet.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Say less. ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
Celistina Vale (FL)
I already ordered matching keyboards.... He he
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Pink?
Celistina Vale (FL)
Obviously 😺
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
I KNEW IT! YOU ICONIC BISHES! *her celebrating still continuing*
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
I scheduled their wins for today *adjusting clipboard*
Confetti. Group hug. Unhinged. Iconic. Legendary.
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
Hey guys.... It's me again your Author.... 😆👋🏻
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
I hope you found this chapter entertaining..... 😸
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
If you're wondering just in case that "how she(me) knows all the data stuff" 😌
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
LET ME TELL YOU
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
I'm doing engineering in AI... So I know this stuff... He he 😆
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
Anyways enough of my blabbering.... We'll meet in the next chapter with male leads entry notice.......
Comments
Gen-Z's Lawyer
I agree they r wild but I still love them
2025-07-28
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Liya ｡◕‿◕｡
/Shame//Shame/ she's really something 🤣
2025-07-16
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Liya ｡◕‿◕｡
NGL we are 😎😎
2025-07-16
1