CIA (Chukwuemeka International Academy) EPISODE 3 — “Business Wahala & Walking Trails”

🔥🎬 CIA (Chukwuemeka International Academy)

📚 EPISODE 3 — “Business Wahala & Walking Trails”

🎓 Year 7 – Still settling in… but wahala don start.

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📍 [Scene: CIA Classroom – After English class. Students relaxed, some are yawning. Bags not yet zipped. Osun starts the conversation.]

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😎 Osun:

> “Hawfa Jude?” 🙃

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😏 Jude:

> “I dey. Wetin dey sup with you?”

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😌 Osun:

> “Nothing much. Na you I ask.” 🙃

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🤓 Sean (checking timetable):

> “Abeg\, wetin we get next?”

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😫 Osun:

> “Na Business Studies. Mr Remi.” 🙄

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😐 Sean:

> “Somebody go call am abeg. I no get strength.”

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😒 Tunde:

> “No call am! That man dey vex me!”

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😇 Praise:

> “I go call him jare.”

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😑 Tunde:

> “Shut up na.”

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😤 Praise (rolling eyes):

> “No be you born me.” [She waka go call Mr. Remi.]

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📚 [Mr. Remi walks in, serious like soldier with briefcase. He drops his bag and glares.]

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👔 Mr. Remi:

> “HELLO class. You have me now. Deal with it.” 😐

“Open your Business Studies textbook, page 14. Let’s talk about ‘Factors of Production.’”

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📖 [He writes on the board:]

1. Land 🌍

2. Labour 💪

3. Capital 💰

4. Entrepreneurship 👔

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👨‍🏫 Mr. Remi (explaining fast):

> “Land means all natural resources. Labour is human effort. Capital means machines\, money\, and buildings. Entrepreneurship is the person who combines all the other three to start a business.”

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📚 [Some students nod. Others… confused. He continues anyway.]

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📢 [Bell rings. Mr. Remi closes book.]

> “Test next week. Whether you understand or not\, I don talk.” [He walks out]

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😵 Tunde (blinking):

> “I no understand anything that man talk.”

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😩 Osun:

> “I swear! Like say we be Google!”

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😔 Sean:

> “Abeg make we just survive.”

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😤 Praise:

> “At least that’s the last class. I'm done for today!”

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😍 Bonita:

> “Thank GOD. I need to go home and rest my beauty.”

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📱 Osayi (to Jude):

> “I have a new anime for you: Serious Reckless Man.”

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😒 Jude:

> “That one na fake name. You dey form am.”

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😌 Osayi:

> “It’s a new MAPPA anime. Google am.”

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😆 Jude:

> “Okay okay. When I reach house I go watch am.”

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🏃‍♂️ Tunde:

> “Guy Jude\, follow me go house.”

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💼 Jude:

> “Make I carry my bag.” [He picks his bag and follows Tunde out]

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📍 [Scene: Outside Tunde’s house. Jude and Tunde stop. An elderly woman is sitting on a chair by the door — it’s Grandma Gift.]

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😊 Jude:

> “Good afternoon ma.”

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👵 Gift (smiling):

> “Ah\, thank you my pikin. Na my grandson you carry reach house. God bless you.”

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😁 Tunde:

> “Later guy\, I go holla you for chat.”

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🤝 Jude:

> “No wahala. Later.”

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📍 [Jude walks off, humming. A voice calls out…]

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😏 Osun (from behind):

> “Hawfa Jude.”

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😅 Jude:

> “You dey trek?”

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😎 Osun:

> “Yeah. My house no far. Just go straight\, turn left near one hotel\, then right\, then go down. The second house be mine.”

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🤔 Jude:

> “Wetin? Abeg make I walk you.”

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📍 [They walk together. Birds chirping. Osun chewing gum.]

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👋 Osun (stopping):

> “This na my gate. Bye.”

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🧐 Jude:

> “Your papa or mama dey?”

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😐 Osun:

> “No o. Na only gateman dey house.”

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🏠 Jude:

> “Okay. You know Oba Palace?”

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😯 Osun:

> “Yes na!”

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🏠 Jude:

> “My house dey just behind am.”

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😳 Osun:

> “Your house fall o! You waka reach this side?”

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😮 Jude (laughing):

> “Abeg shift! I strong.”

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📍 [Jude waves goodbye and walks off as the sun starts to set. Calm music playing. Scene fades.]

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🌅 END OF EPISODE 3

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🔥 Next Episode Preview:

Sean is made class prefect 🧠👑

Jude finds out who Osayi is texting 📱💬

Bonita passes a love letter in wrong direction 💌😳

Mr. Remi gives surprise quiz 😩

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Wanna do Episode 4 next? Or should we create CIA Intro Theme Song like a school anime opening? 🎶🎒💥

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