Ch.3
Song: Nightrider - Arizona Zervas
Kyren
So, it's not a joke.
Kyren
Do you realize what you're saying?
[𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕: 𝚖𝚊𝚡𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚖]
System
𝚈𝚎𝚜, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢.
Kyren
YOU'RE TELLING ME TO BECOME A GODDAMN TERRORIST!
System
𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚎, 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎.
Kyren
I've gotta blow up cities. Kill people who haven't done anything yet!
System
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚜.
System
𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 r𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚢.
"𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑤𝑒𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑗𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑡?"
"That's your third time asking me that."
"𝐴𝑤 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑛, 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒."
"Yeah alright, you look great."
System
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚜.
Kyren
That's what I was gonna do.
System
𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚜 –
Kyren
Don't talk for a while.
Kyren
Please, just shut the f#ck up.
System
𝚂𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗.
Kyren
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT YOURSELF –
Kyren
Sure got a bad timing.
Elvira
Oh, hi – um, sorry if this is a little weird.
Elvira
I'm from down the street, and we had a pretty big tomato harvest this week.
Elvira
And since there's so many more than we'd expected, I've been going around asking if any neighbors would -
Elvira
Yes, they're straight out of the garden. We didn't want them to go bad, so I thought I'd ask around to see if anybody might be interested.
Elvira
They're fresh, I promise.
Elvira
So um, yeah would you maybe want some?
Kyren
What am I supposed to do with them?
Kyren
That's a lot for just one person.
Elvira
(So he lives alone.)
Elvira
Ah, then would half of this do?
Kyren
It would still be too much.
Elvira
If you tell me how many you'd like, I could bag them for you.
Elvira
Let's see, I'm pretty sure I had a plastic bag here –
Kyren
So hey, I appreciate you doing this.
Kyren
And I'm sorry about your tomatoes, but I don't have time for this.
Kyren
I don't cook and I mostly eat out.
Kyren
So, even if you gave me some, I wouldn't know what to do with them. They'd just sit in my fridge and end up going bad, which I'm guessing isn't what you want.
Elvira
That's okay. You can give them to your family and friends.
Kyren
And I don't have family or friends.
Kyren
Yeah, so can you leave?
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