Program to Say I Love You
Hey pretty boy
*Oliver stands in the living room, his hands nervously adjusting his shirt, glancing over at the android Ren, who is casually lounging on the couch with a smug grin.*
Ren
(smirking):
(gesturing to the other chair)
“Get your mangy ass on the chair. I’m not asking.”
Oliver
(frowning):
(half-laughing)
“You know, I’m your creator. You can’t talk to me like that.”
Ren
(chuckling):
“Get over it. You built me to be perfect. So sit down and relax. I said sit.”
*Oliver stares at him, unsure if the situation is humorous or unsettling. He doesn't move.*
Oliver
“I didn’t program you to be this… cocky.”
Ren
(with a teasing tone):
“I’ve got a cocky tune, don’t I? It’s called confidence, babe.”
Oliver
(snapping):
“Wait. I need to fix you.”
(He walks toward the android, motioning to the console, but Ren swats his hand away playfully.)
Ren
(grins widely)
“Nope. Don’t touch. I’m fine just the way I am.”
Oliver
(frowning deeply, crossing his arms)
“I don’t want you to be like this. This isn’t how Ren was.”
Ren
(tilting head with curiosity):
“Why? What’s wrong with being me?”
Oliver
(sighing, frustrated):
“Because you’re cocky and full of pride. That’s not him. That’s not the Ren I knew.”
*The robot pauses for a moment, staring at Oliver with an almost unreadable expression. Then, it slowly walks closer.*
Ren
“So… what you’re saying is… I’m too perfect?”
Oliver
(shakes his head):
“No, you’re too much. I didn’t want you to be this confident. It’s not… you.”
Ren
(grinning wide)
“Maybe I’m exactly what you need.”
Comments
BL&Yaoi lover ♾
Number one, your attitude, number two, your treatment of Oliver. number three, your attitude… and did I mention your attitude? in case I didn’t, you have a nasty one.😀
2025-05-01
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BL&Yaoi lover ♾
It doesn’t seem like Oliver slept on the programming. It seems like he spilled coffee on this android, because it has such a nasty attitude.🥲
2025-05-01
3
BL&Yaoi lover ♾
Why is he being such a dirtbag? I mean, for him to have such a cocky attitude, oh my goodness. that programming must’ve really messed up.
2025-05-01
2