"Reborn as Villainess Duchess of War: A General's Legacy"
Episode -2
Somewhere on earth a girl's eyes flutter open. She blinks taking in the ornate canopy above her silk sheets? What the hell?
unknown person
Ugh........my head feels... like a herd of elephants did the tango on it! Where?!
She tries to sit up, but her limbs feel........ wrong. Small. Frail. She looks down at her hands - tiny delicate things with soft skin.
unknown person
What in the........ this tiny - ass hands....... what kind of sick joke is this!
Panic starts to bubble as she takes in the richly decorated room the heavy velvet curtains, the scent of incense. None of its familiar.
unknown person
Wait.... the battle....... the ambush..... didn't i......
unknown person
Didn't i just get skewered by those backstabbing sons of bitches!
unknown person
I....I died.....I know I am fucking died....!!!
She looks down at her ridiculously small body, poking at her chest
unknown person
No.....no fucking way. Is this some kind of twisted after life?
unknown person
Like reborn? Reborn as a goddamn ten years old?! What in the seven hells is this bullshit?!!
She stumbles to a nearby mirror, staring at the reflection of a child with wide eyes
unknown person
What.... the motherfucking goddamn beauty!!!!
Ahem *clears her throat*
unknown person
This has to be a nightmare. Some fucked up hallucination before!!!
unknown person
I finally kicked the bucket. Reborn as something shit my ass!! This must be something shitty romance novel crap!!
unknown person
Heater of shitty novels bish👈
She pokes her cheek in the mirror winccing
unknown person
Nope, feel real. So....... how in the unholy name of all that is sacred did I go from facing a legion of traitors to this...... This is some grade -A, certified fuckery!
She clutches her head, her mind reeling
unknown person
Those goddamn bastards....... they betrayed me! They thought they won! And now...... now I am stuck in this........ this doll's body?
unknown person
In some ancient fairy tale land? What the actual fuck?
unknown person
So, let me get this straight 🙂
unknown person
I died fighting with those sons of bitches in my own time, only to wake up as some little girl in a world where I can't even find them, let alone make them pay?
unknown person
What is the actual, goddamn point of this? What cosmic asshole thought this was a good idea?!
Bish author
Bish be thankful to me that I give you another chance 😒
unknown person
So you are that asshole author?!!💢 what kind of shit novel is this?🙂💢
Bish author
You don't need to know ,
Just enjoy your second chance to survive in this shithole😌
unknown person
A second chance?! Bullshit!!💢💢
unknown person
This isn't a second chance, it's a goddamn cosmic middle finger bish!💢💢
unknown person
What am I supposed to do here? Play tea party' while those traitors are probably celebrating my death?
unknown person
This is fucking ridiculous 💢💢!
Bish author
You will do the same here what you did in your own world there 😌
unknown person
Hey ....hey wait!
unknown person
Fucking bish 🤬~
Stay tuned to the next chapter 😌
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