Truck Fu*king Kun

I slowly walked down the street, peering downwards at my phone with such intensity and anger that I could have burned a hole in it with my gaze if I could. My fingers clenched the case, turning white.

Dam* it I hissed through gritted teeth, fuc*king bast*rd with nothing else to do but scam honest women.

I sighed. I should have listened to my motherers advice before death; “ Nevet trust a man you did not raise yourself…” should ha-…

My thoughts were cut off by a loud HONK, SCREACH, then TUD! As literal Fuc*ing Truck Kun crashed into me, obliterating me in a spray of blood and guts in seconds.

The problem is that I did not even have time to even properly scream or make any kind of noise before I died.

DEATH…

People think that after death you just blackout and never wake up again, OH but that is so so NOT true. After I died my soul stayed in the place of death, so in the end it was just me floating in the air for about an hour with nothing to do but watch the caos on fold around me as people hurryied to call an ambulance. But I was already dead so it was not really needed it was more for show, to prove that something bad had happened and that they had witnessed it.

During the duration of that hour as I floated around I was able to think about many things. But the biggest portion of my thoughts were filled with to regret.

Regret over not getting revenge. Regret over wasting my life working as a corporate slave. Regret over just being a loser…

Then when the Grim Reaper finally showed up I was done overthinking things and regretting past events, so I just peacefully went with him without a fight or any lingering attachment to the world of living.

10 minutes later:

The Grim Reaper and I walked down a bringht hallway and eventually stopped by a magnificent Onex door decorated with beautiful carved patterns.

The Reaper opened the door and gestured for me to head in…

I quickly walked in, the doors closeing behind me with a resounding BAM! Leaving me alone and confused with a mysterious person on the throne above me.

But, the somber atmosphere was quickly broken by a hearty laugh form above…

In an instant the figure turned into an old man laughing his a*s off while I stood dumbfounded…

I scared you didn’t I… he snorted looking away.

Ha…ha…hahahahahahahahahaha

Dang, you should of seen your own face when your walked in…

The old man slapped his face a couple of times then calmed down.

Soooooo… do you watch Anime or read any types of Manga/Manhua/Manhwa? He asked his voice a little horse form laughing.

Yes… I quickly replied not wanting to deal with that crazy bas*ard anymore.

Okay, then you know the drill… He said then snapped his fingers, Enjoy being OP. Was the last thing I heard as a bright light enveloped me…

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