Out of nowhere I'm pregnant
Hidden base of red Scorpio syndicates
Syndicate minion
Boss we have to get out of here!!
Syndicate leader
What happened?!
Syndicate leader
Is it the cops?!
Syndicate minion
No it's --
He suddenly got stab by something on his chest
Syndicate minion
Aaarrrkk!!!
Syndicate leader
What the hell?
Syndicate leader
Aaaahhh!!!!!
Arjay
Damn there's no signal here now I can't watch YouTube shorts
He calmly says while chaos is happening inside
Syndicate leader
(breathing hard)
Syndicate leader
I barely escape with my life....
His hand has been bitten off and blood keeps spilling out of him
Syndicate leader
Damn it I have to find a doctor before I bleed to death...
Syndicate leader
hey you kid!!
Syndicate leader
Get out of here there's some kind of monster inside there
Arjay
I'm waiting for my daughter to finish her lunch
Syndicate leader
Daughter?
Syndicate minion
Aaaahhh!!! Boss help!!!
Arjay
I'm so proud of her really
Arjay
Just recently I'm still helping her to get her own food now she can do it on her own
Arjay
Children... They're growing up so fast
Syndicate leader
(wide eye)
Syndicate leader
I'm fucked
The monster bite his head off
One year ago
Saint covid hospital
Doctor
I don't know if this is good news or bad news for you kid
Arjay
Stop with the suspense and just say it doc
Doctor
What are you doing?
Doctor
This is not a prank
Arjay
How did I get pregnant I'm a guy?!
Doctor
There are rare cases where a person are born with two genders maybe you're one of them
Arjay
The last time I check my lower half it's completely normal
Arjay
And even if that's the case how did I get pregnant?
Doctor
One night you got drunk and one of your guy friends knocked you up
Arjay
I shouldn't have asked
Arjay
And don't you dare write a fanfic about this
Arjay
How am I gonna explain this to my family and friends?
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