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Taehyung
guys i think i am pregnant
Taehyung
and I've already decided on a name
Taehyung
if it's a boy, his name is going to be taehyung junior
Jimin
and if it's a girl its going to be jimin
Seokjin
Kim taehyung what the F*CK
Taehyung
you guys aren't happy for me??
yoongi
men can't get pregnant, you dumba**
Taehyung
the test came out positive :/
Hoseok
Yoongi, we need you please
yoongi
so you were the one who added me back...
Hoseok
yea...what about it?
Jungkook
taehyung, you can't have kids, it is impossible
Namjoon
only females can get pregnant
Taehyung
and I had a belly bump
Taehyung
and it wasn't going away
Taehyung
which means I AM PREGNANT
Jimin
why aren't you supporting tae?
Jimin
he's going to be a great father!
Jungkook
shut up, you midget
Jimin
YOU ARE GONNA CATCH THESE HANDS JEON JUNGKOOK
Jungkook
but how, if you are so SMALL
Seokjin
I don't want to be rude
Seokjin
but stop being a 🤡
Seokjin
males CANNOT GET PREGNANT
yoongi
it is physically impossible
Taehyung
you are all lying
Namjoon
do us all a favor and Google if men can get pregnant
Taehyung
and it is POSSIBLE
Taehyung
he left because I am right
Taehyung
and YOU are ALL WRONG
yoongi
I left because you are a dumba**
yoongi
we went out to eat yesterday
yoongi
you and jungkook ordered a sh*t ton of food
yoongi
because you barely exercise, that belly grew
Seokjin
yoongi is right you 🤡
Taehyung
I have to use the bathroom
Taehyung
I don't have the belly bump any more
Taehyung
it was just waste
Jimin
I was going to visit you
Taehyung
You are not leaving, right Seokjin hyung?
Seokjin
b*tch, you thought
Taehyung
was it really that gross?
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BT-we us-BANGTAN💜
People are commenting but there’re no likes😅😅 why? It seems fun
2020-06-20
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Btw author-nim, the Tae-getting-pregnant idea is from ChimChimTrash, am I right? 🤔
2020-01-12
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btsxarmy_forever 💜💜💜
and by the way. I love your works😊😊😊😊💜💜
2020-01-09
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