CHAPTER 3 – "Legendary Loot and Unwanted Boss Fights"

🔥 CHAOS UNLEASHED

The Glitched Beast X-404 lets out a guttural, corrupted roar, its pixelated limbs twitching violently. It lunges at the Anti-Cheat Enforcer, swiping with claws that distort reality itself.

Kaydee grins. "Welp, that’s their problem now. Time to loot and scoot!"

He sprints to the golden treasure chest while the two monstrous entities battle it out behind him.

> [CHEST CONTENTS: LEGENDARY TIER WEAPON]

[SPAWN ITEM: THE MASTER SWORD]

Kaydee’s heart races with excitement. "Oh hell yes! Time to become the ultimate hero!"

He reaches into the chest…

And pulls out…

…a plunger.

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🛠️ WHEN THE SYSTEM TROLLS YOU

Kaydee stares at the plumber's plunger in his hands.

The words [ITEM ACQUIRED: PLUMBER’S JUSTICE] appear above it in glowing letters.

Kaydee: "Wait. WHAT. THE. HELL?!"

He frantically opens his console and scrolls through the item details.

> [PLUMBER’S JUSTICE – Legendary Tier (???)

– “A tool once wielded by the greatest mustached hero. Can unclog destiny itself.”

– Special Ability: Super Jump (only works on pipes).

– Damage: 0-1 (on a good day).

Kaydee: "I AM GOING TO FREAKING SUE SOMEBODY."

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⚔️ A BOSS MONSTER… WITH QUESTIONS?

Before Kaydee can process his devastating loss, a shadow looms over him.

He turns.

The Glitched Beast X-404 is staring straight at him.

> [ERROR: PLAYER ISSUED SPAWN COMMAND]

[QUERY: ARE YOU… MY MASTER?]

Kaydee: "Oh, crap."

He slowly backs away, but the Glitched Beast tilts its head, confused. It looks at the plunger in his hand.

> [WEAPON ANALYSIS: HEROIC TOOL DETECTED]

[MASTER WEAPON: "PLUMBER’S JUSTICE" CONFIRMED]

Kaydee: "NO, NO, NO. I AM NOT YOUR MASTER. I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING."

> [INITIATING LOYALTY PROTOCOL…]

The beast kneels.

"MASTER, GIVE ME A COMMAND!"

Kaydee’s brain short-circuits. He looks at the Anti-Cheat Enforcer, who is still rebooting after taking a glitch-punch to the face.

Then, an evil grin spreads across Kaydee’s face.

"Wait a minute… can I actually use this?"

He clears his throat.

"Alright, big guy. Here’s your first mission—WRECK THAT STUPID ANTI-CHEAT KNIGHT!"

The Glitched Beast roars in excitement and charges full force at the knight.

Kaydee watches as the two titanic forces clash, unleashing bugged-out attacks, frame-skipping dodges, and physics-breaking destruction.

He sighs in relief and twirls the plunger.

"Okay, this thing is still a freaking joke, but at least I’m not dead. Yet."

He opens his debug console again.

"Time to find an actual weapon before the system screws me over again."

to be continued.....

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Kaydee’s First Knight Encounter – Sir Reginald the Lagging

> “By the honor of the—wait, why am I facing the wrong way? Damn input delay!”

🛡️ Name: Sir Reginald the Lagging

🛡️ Race: Human (was once a noble knight, now a corrupted NPC)

🛡️ Class: Knight of the Glitching Order ( Tasked by the a.i. gamemaster to be the ANTI-CHEAT KNIGHT)

🛡️ Status: Semi-broken (partially conscious of his past life but mostly stuck in an endless combat loop)

📝 Personality & Behavior:

✅ Upright but Clueless – Still acts like a noble knight, but his AI pathfinding is broken.

✅ Severe Input Delay – Takes 3-5 seconds to process commands, leading to hilarious mistimed attacks.

✅ Dialogue Loop Bug – Repeats parts of his speech randomly or forgets what he was saying halfway through.

✅ Unintentionally Funny – Might declare a "FINAL BLOW" but whiff because his attack loaded too late.

🗡️ Abilities & Fighting Style:

⚔️ Lag Slash – His sword strike happens several seconds after he swings, making it unpredictable.

⚔️ Rubberband Charge – Sometimes teleports back to his original position due to server lag.

⚔️ Phantom Parry – Parries an attack, but way too late, causing him to block absolutely nothing.

⚔️ Spinning Crash – Gets stuck in an infinite "spinning attack animation," flying into walls and objects.

📜 Role in the Story:

🔹 Was once the strongest knight of Gran Misepula but became an AI-controlled NPC when the Glitchworld Era began.

🔹 Kaydee accidentally saves him by using a debug command, but it doesn’t fully fix him.

🔹 Becomes a recurring comedic ally who still fights like a broken MMO character.

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