02. Wedding? Over My Dead Body!
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
*pacing back and forth, running hands through his hair*
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
No. No way. No freaking way am I marrying that bastard!
Hinata Hyuga
*gently sipping tea* B-But Sasuke already agreed, right?
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
That’s what makes it worse!
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
He didn’t even fight it! It’s like he’s just… going along with it!
Kiba Inuzuka
*grinning, arms behind his head*
Kiba Inuzuka
Maybe he’s secretly into you, dude.
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
*chokes on air* WHA—?
Shikamaru Nara
*leaning against the wall, smirking*
Shikamaru Nara
Would explain why he didn’t protest.
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
NOPE. No. Not happening.
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
I’ll just tell the old farts at the council no and be done with it!
Shikamaru Nara
*raises an eyebrow* You really think it’s that simple?
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
*pauses* …Isn’t it?
Shikamaru Nara
*sighs, rubbing his temples* The council wants this for political reasons.
Shikamaru Nara
If you refuse, they might force Sasuke into something worse.
Hinata Hyuga
*nods, concerned* They could send him away on constant missions… or worse, exile him.
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
*freezes* Exile…?
Shikamaru Nara
You think they trust Sasuke? Marrying the future Hokage cements his position here.
Shikamaru Nara
If you back out, they might decide he’s a risk again.
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
*gritting teeth* That’s dirty.
Hinata Hyuga
*softly* But isn’t Sasuke’s safety the most important thing?
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
*groans, flopping onto the couch*
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
UGH! Why does this feel like I’m getting scammed?
Kiba Inuzuka
*laughs* Because you are.
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
*muttering into a pillow* Maybe I should just run away.
Shikamaru Nara
*deadpan* Yeah, abandon the village.
Shikamaru Nara
That’ll totally prove you’re responsible enough to be Hokage.
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
*glares* I hate you.
Shikamaru Nara
*smirks* Love you too.
Suigetsu Hozuki
*grinning, lounging on Sasuke’s couch*
Suigetsu Hozuki
Soooo, you’re really marrying Naruto, huh?
Sasuke Uchiha (20 years old)
*calmly drinking tea* Hn.
Suigetsu Hozuki
*smirks* Man, if I knew all it took to get you settled was an obnoxious blonde,
Suigetsu Hozuki
I would’ve set this up ages ago.
Sasuke Uchiha (20 years old)
*glances at him, unimpressed* Shut up.
Suigetsu Hozuki
*laughs* Oh come on, you like the dobe, don’t you?
Sasuke Uchiha (20 years old)
*tenses slightly* …It’s just politics.
Suigetsu Hozuki
*grinning wider* Riiight.
Karin Uzumaki
*bursts in, outraged* WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED?!
Sasuke Uchiha (20 years old)
*calmly* Because it’s none of your business.
Karin Uzumaki
*dramatic gasp* NONE OF MY BUSINESS?!
Karin Uzumaki
YOU’RE MARRYING NARUTO UZUMAKI, THE LOUD IDIOT?!
Suigetsu Hozuki
*smirks* Jealous?
Karin Uzumaki
*crosses arms, pouting* Hmph.
Karin Uzumaki
If Sasuke’s gonna marry anyone, it should be someone with dignity—
Suigetsu Hozuki
*grinning* You mean like yourself?
Karin Uzumaki
*kicks him* SHUT UP!
Sasuke Uchiha (20 years old)
*rubs his temples* I regret telling you people anything.
[Hokage’s Office – The Next Day]
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
*slams hands on Kakashi’s desk* I HAVE A PLAN.
Kakashi Hatake
*flipping a page of his book* Oh? Do tell.
Naruto Uzumaki (20 years old)
If I annoy Sasuke enough, he’ll get sick of me and call off the wedding himself!
Kakashi Hatake
*smirks behind his mask* …This will be fun to watch.l
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