To Survive From A Serial Killer Husband
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Phaedra Aiden
D-did you really.. *tearing up*
Did you really kill me you dipshit?!
Noah Alastair
*shocked af* Miss, did I do something that upset you in any way?
Phaedra Aiden
UWAAA I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Noah Alastair
(What the fu**?)
Let's rewind ⏪ back a little..
Phaedra Aiden
📱: Noah, can I-
Phaedra Aiden
📱: What? But I haven't said anything yet-
Noah Alastair
📱: I'm picking you up.
Phaedra Aiden
📱; But I drove here? Okay, fine. I get it. I'll go home. *sigh*
Noah Alastair
📱: ..Sorry baby but you know how hard it is to sleep without you
Brie Bluebell
📱: HAHAHAHAHA EW NOAH THAT'S CRINGE AS HELL! YOU'RE SUCH A CLINGY GUY IT MAKES ME WANNA PUNCH YOU! LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE! JUST LET HER HAVE A SLEEPOVER AT MY HOUSE! IT'S A GIRL'S NIGHT
Phaedra Aiden
Noah? Are you sick?
Noah Alastair
Ah..well, just a little I think. Don't worry. It seems like Brie requires your attention more than me.
Brie Bluebell
*rolls her eyes* What a dramatic-
Phaedra Aiden
*slap her shoulder*
Brie Bluebell
Ouwie! What's that for??
Phaedra Aiden
Don't say that to him. Noah rarely sick. So when he got one it's really bad
Brie Bluebell
Finee~ run back to your dear husband.
Brie Bluebell
📱: I'm gonna remember this, Noah.
Noah Alastair
📱: You could never win against me, Blue-head. *hangs up*
Rielle Roosevelt
*slam the door open* Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late to the party- excuse me, where are you going?🤨
Phaedra Aiden
Oh- Uhm..Noah kinda sick right now, so I think I should head back 💦
Brie Bluebell
party pooper *mutter*
Rielle Roosevelt
Oh.. that's okay then! I totally understand. Drive safe 🤗 ( Noah, that insufferable little **** *** 😀)
Brie Bluebell
Next time i guess 👋🏻😑
Rielle Roosevelt
Bye, babygirl👋🏻🤧
Phaedra Aiden
Yeah, see you guys soon! *shut the door close*
Rielle Roosevelt
That guy's totally faking it right?😒
Brie Bluebell
Pfft..Totally
Rielle Roosevelt
One day I'm surely ripping his head off *mutter*
Brie Bluebell
You think you can do it alone? Besides, he's your boss. You wanna kill a guy who gives you money ? 😒
Rielle Roosevelt
Ugh, I don't care anymore! He keeps hogging her all to himself! 😫 After this contract finish I'm gonna act however the f I want!
Brie Bluebell
Yeah I bet you do. *snicker*
Rielle Roosevelt
But.. aren't we supposed to cut our ties with baby phae after that? 🥺
Brie Bluebell
Who gives a f? Noah could come at me and I'm gonna give him a lesson for taking Phae away from me every goddamn time.
Rielle Roosevelt
Right 😄 I have a few torture plans in mind? Wanna hear?
Brie Bluebell
... let's just report that she's on the way home now.
Noah Alastair
Phae! You're back already?
Phaedra Aiden
Yea..I don't have the guts to leave you alone while you're sick.
Noah Alastair
Thank you, wifey
Phaedra Aiden
You want me to cook you something? ( That face! That dimple! Be still my poor heart! /// )
Noah Alastair
Uhm..yea. I just realized I'm kind of hungry right now. Can I have your extra spicy hot pot beef broth?
Phaedra Aiden
B-but it's not good for an unhealthy person to eat a spicy food-
Phaedra Aiden
Ah I get it, I get it. ///
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