The Goku/Naruto Group Chat
Juicy Secrets
Naruto hits up the gang to congratulate them on the success of the heist but stuff starts to escalate
Naruto
*Naruto adds 12 others to the chat*
Madara
Well hello to you too bitch
Obito
Aye who tf you calling trash
Naruto
Maybe y’all niggas
Kakashi
Watch ya mouth LiL nigga
Naruto
Kakashi I will beat ya *** **** out my face
Madara
You know what you did but was good
Naruto
O Ik what your talking about 😂
Naruto
I was joking take a dam joke
Madara
**** out my face with that
Madara
You know I’m the most serious nigga here
Obito
Supreme on me what’s good buddy
Itachi
I’m dead 😵 literally
Shikamaru
Dark assassin here
Jiren
Aye madara your not the only serious nigga here
Madara
😡 did I ask newbie
Jiren
This newbie will beat ya ***
Jiren
Bet where you at rn
Naruto
Will y’all niggas chill out
Madara
😡 naw he want the smoke he must of forgot I beat the whole fucking village with my bare hands
Madara
Didn’t even have to use my fucking weapon
Naruto
Put some respect on they names
Madara
They ain’t getting shit from me
Kakashi
😂 y’all niggas to funny
Madara
Bitch you see a smile on my face
Kakashi
😂 do you ever smile 😂
Naruto
All right y’all need to chill out now
Naruto
We’re a team chill out
Jiren
The only reason I’m not fucking you up is because of naruto
Naruto
WILL YALL NIGGAS SHUT THE **** UP
Naruto
I MADE THIS CHAT TO TROLL YALL BUT IT WAS ULTIMATELY TO TELL YALL GOOD JOB GOD DAMN YALL NIGGAS ARE SOME BUMS MOSLTY YOU MADARA
Madara
Ayo type in all caps again ima beat ya ***
Naruto
I’m stronger than you
Kakashi
Pffffft 😂 the funny thing is it’s true oof
Madara
Ayo y’all think it’s funny Ayo naruto sasuke what is this
Sasuke
It’s us with a kid
Madara
Sauske doesn’t have a boy
Kakashi
Dam yall got exposed
Goku
How the **** did y’all make a kid
Naruto
Anything is possible you just gotta
Naruto
Aye don’t make me expose you
Madara
What could you possibly have on me
Naruto
You would be surprised
Kakashi
Pfft who is that behind him
Naruto
Pffft you would be surprised to know that Sakura is a lesbian
Sasuke
Hell yea I swear if she is I’m killing her then I’m killing sarada
Sasuke
Your right I’ll just kill her because boruto and Sakura are 👀 you know
Goku
These niggas got they kids fucking
Naruto
Well it’s not like me and sasuke are related by blood
Madara
😡 but your gonna be related because boruto pull out game weak just like yours
Madara
O really how did you have kids
Naruto
Because hinata wanted them y’all know when a girl wrap her legs around you while you fucking she don’t want you to pull out
Madara
Nigga what would you know about sex ya **** still dry
Naruto
Actually it’s not he got kakashi 😂
Sasuke
Aye **** all that I need that proof
Itachi
🤨 don’t you **** both of them
Itachi
😂 you gon kill Ino too
Naruto
All right look we can meet up at ichiraku and I can tell y’all some juicy shit
Gara
Wasn’t Karin tryna hit sasuke
Naruto
You should of never asked here
Sasuke
Dang y’all must of not know but I been hit her before Sakura could of did that why y’all think when I joined the akatsuki she was all on me
Jiren
Let me see that proof sasuke
Sasuke
Wait y’all wanna know something
Orochimaru
Something like what
Sasuke
Sakura isn’t really the mom of sarada
Orochimaru
Then how is she super strong like Sakura
Sasuke
But the real mom is Karin
Orochimaru
I didn’t believe you anyways
Naruto
So you gonna show the proof or naw
Sasuke
Noob because I just remembered something
Sasuke
Instead of killing Sakura I can just have a threesome with her
Goku
Am who is the third person
Pain
When the **** did she get that much ***
Sasuke
😂 you ever heard of implants
Pain
Aye but why did you leave the akatsuki
Sasuke
Am because of the plot
Naruto
Look y’all some idiots meet up at ichiraku see finna talk about all the juicy stuff
Goku
Ayo y’all wanna see something
Sasuke
How do you have that forage ???
Goku
Boy I took a picture
Sasuke
Well the way you said it it’s like you had me in video
Goku
That’s not what I was implying
Sasuke
You already know I hit the leaf gym
Sasuke
Am the one by the hokage place
Naruto
O yea you want premium Memberships
Kakashi
All of us or just him
Naruto
All of y’all And you already have one
Naruto
Bitch your like the fitess one out of us besides Jiren
Naruto
Well I mean ghost boy don’t need one he can just go through the wall
Naruto
Alright we go to ichirakus
Naruto
And chat and in the morning meet me at the leaf gym
Obito
😂 your always so toxic
Obito
Yea I got you naruto
Obito
Eating ghost ramen 😂
Itachi
Wait why is this Nigga pain in this gang didn’t he destroy the leaf village
Pain
The past is the past
Naruto
The past is the past mt *** you killed like 50 people
Madara
To be exact he mostly killed everyone
Obito
Y’all had to repopulate
Shikamaru
Dark assassin gonna be there
Gara
Why do you call ya self that 😂 se ya there
Jiren
Madara we’re gonna have a contest
Madara
What type of contest
Jiren
Who can eat the most ramen
Naruto
Probably Goku fat ***
*Naruto and 12 others left the group chat*
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