Valentina (Time Traveling)
Dogs ( ∀ )
Valentina
(Drops down from a tree , not to high) Wtf?!
Aerith
(Falls on her) AHHH!!!
Valentina
YOU HEAVY FRICKING COW!!! GET OFF ME!!
Aerith
Yah yah! Don't blame me you dont work out! (Gets up from her) If you went to the gym you probably might have caught me. (sniffs dramatically)
Valentina
I'm the one who gothurt here you stupid Dumbo!!!
Aerith
Yah yah! Stop screaming! Be serious. Where are we?
Valentina
(Gets up) You're asking me like I know this place (Looks at her sarcastically)
Aerith
I'll strangle you If you keep your sassy ass up.
Valentina
I do not have a sassy ass! I'm just telling facts!
Aerith
Oh right like when you burned the kettle!
They start barking like Dogs
Yoongi
(Resting on a nearby tree and hears their loud barking) What in the world.
Yoongi
(Jumps behind Aerith)
Valentina
(stops Talking) um....Aerith....
Aerith
WHAT?! ACCEPTING THAT IM RIGHT?!
Valentina
(Slaps her) BEHIND YOU BITCH!
Yoongi
(Grumpy) Done with your barking?
Aerith
i- Val hold me- (Faints)
Valentina
YOU BITCH DONT LEAVE ME!!!
Yoongi
(Picks Valentina up from the back of her shirt)
Valentina
YAHHHH!!! SPARE ME!! IM SORRY! I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG...UM MISTER!!! WHATEVER YOU ARE!!
Yoongi
(Smells her) A human?.... Fascinating...
Valentina
(Looks at him with a disgusted look) First of all don't smell me and second I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE POPO!!! LET GO!!
Yoongi
What? what is it? your dad?
Comments
@le_10
This has become my new favorite read, can't wait to see what you have in store next!
2025-01-06
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