A Story About Jokes And Pick Up Lines Cause Why Not?
Jokes
karlz🖤
did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?
aurora 🧡
no. why'd he do that?
aurora 🧡
for stealing a calendar?. that's a little extreme don't you think?
karlz🖤
they say his days are numbered 😂.
aurora 🧡
damn that sucks🙁.
aurora 🧡
what nevermind I finally got it!😂
marissa🤪
why can't a bike stand on its own?
marissa🤪
nope. it's two tired😂
danny🤙🏻
hey Jessica, how do you find Will Smith in the snow?
danny🤙🏻
look for the fresh prints😂
Danielle 😂
hey karleigh, a joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent 😂
abby 💚
hey karleigh, what do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
toye👽
hey Ava. it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
rakel 📚
hey karleigh, eating a clock is time consuming
bryceton🤠
hey stryder, you don't need a parachute to go skydiving-you need a parachute to go skydiving twice
bryce 🤡
hey adain, I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me
anna 😜
hey karleigh, what is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
anna 😜
I don't know, and I don't care.
soraya💛
hey karleigh, what did one ocean say to the other ocean?
soraya💛
nothing, they just waved.
jennifer ✨
just went to an emotional-even the cake was in tiers😂
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