Surprise Wedding of the Misfortunate
Excuse your words?!
And suddenly that's how I'm Alex Diam- No, no I'm Allen Diam Because somebody did not remember my name. The day I actually decided to keep my Identity card was the day I actually didn't need it at all!
If I hadn't carried it then they wouldn't have been able to register our marriage.
His mom was suspicious when she saw my name was Alex and not Allen.
Ruth Diam
Why does it say Alex?
Gerik Diam
Ahhhhhh nickname....you know he gives Allen vibes....
Ruth Diam
*She looks at him in a "worried, concerned yet if that's how you want to do it" look*
Well you still have time....
Gerik Diam
Yessssss *awkwardly* to enjoy my wedding right?????
Alex Nocturine
*Still speechless*
Gerik Diam
Just happy...too happy to speak?
This was the point where I slowly started to gain consciousness because I whipped my face directly to face him.
Alex Nocturine
Haaaaaappy?
😶😶
And I guess this is the point where he realizes that he needs to take me to our honeymoon as soon as possible to shut my mouth for good.
Gerik Diam
Bye mom! We need a flight to catch! You know??? For our honeymoon....
And that is how I'm in another country sipping our complementary drink in our honeymoon suite.
Gerik Diam
Are you calm now?
Alex Nocturine
*tilts my head to him*
Gerik Diam
Look you willingly signed the papers!! Don't give me that look!
Alex Nocturine
WILLINGLY? WHERE WAS MY WILL?! YOU GRABBED ME AND THEN YOU KISSED ME! YOU GRABBED ME AGAIN AND THEN YOU MADE ME SIGN THAT STUPID DOCUMENT!
Alex Nocturine
You took advantage of an innocent man and also how could not know my name???? We've known each other for how many? 7 whole months!
Gerik Diam
See names are hard to remember....and that's not the point. If you really hated it why didn't you reject it?
*stares at him suspiciously*
Alex Nocturine
I was in shock ok? Childhood problem!
Gerik Diam
Whatever...what's done is done...
Alex Nocturine
So when do we get divorced?
*still sipping his drink*
Alex Nocturine
*panics*
(Satyanash)
Alex Nocturine
Don't give me that ummmm....just GIVE IT TO ME....
To outsiders:
"GIVE IT TO ME"
Lady: Look at them! Those couples are already on it! And you are still stuck with your work!
Man: You think I don't want to?! It's just my boss, this damn idiot!
Lady: Just wear your pants back, it looks weird...with how you're replying to your boss with no pants on.
Gerik Diam
Well I need us to stay married for at least what? 3 years?
Author
It's been a long time since I wrote something. If you have read this far, I want to thank you for reading this shit show of a chat story. Hopefully it turns out even more interesting than in my head.
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Swati Tripathi
yes satyanasha, beda garg
2024-12-23
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