Fight
Melvin
WHO EVER MOVES FIRST IS *GAY*!!!
They both freeze in place.
Melvin
(This is a gamble. A gamble I might lose.)
Ghost
(Afraid of the gay alligations?)
Melvin
(HOW ARE YOU IN MY MIND?!?)
Ghost
(I'm a ghost... You think I can't telepathically connected to you?)
Melvin
(Wait. It's 2025... you get privilages for being gay.)
Melvin
Now I have gay privilages. You can't hurt me.
Ark
I have women's rights.
She transforms back into a ghost.
Melvin
You and I... we aren't so different.
Inspirational music plays.
Melvin
I too have a sad back story.
Ghost
Your back story is your child being sniffed by an old sack of bones.
Melvin
I too have felt pain
Ghost
What is this music? It's annoying
Melvin
I too know what loneliness feels like.
Melvin
I'm gonna become the next hokage. BELIEVE IT!
Melvin
This is anti-climactic.
Ghost
What were you trying too do?
Ghost
... Yeah. Kill a ghost, why don't you?
Melvin
Damn. I didn't think this through... did I?
Melvin
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The ghost starts thinking.
She looks around to find no-one.
Melvin
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE.
Ghost
Alive? Does this idiot never learn.
Comments
Taqi×⃟™֮
🙌🏻🤌🏻🔥
If u've jutsu
Y not use "Fire style fire ball jutsu" instead of this one
2025-07-02
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Taqi×⃟™֮
Authors u mix Anime's Accent in stories are my fav
👏🏻
2025-07-02
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Taqi×⃟™֮
Thanku for the update Author
2025-07-02
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