Oh No, I'm Horñy (Taekook)
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Somewhere in the world.....
Tae(Assistant)
Oh no , Oh no I'm late....
Jimin (Tae bff)
Why are you getting panicked your boss isn't someone who kills people for not being on time unlike mine 😑
Tae(Assistant)
So even if he is not like your boss I shouldn't take advantage of his sweetness. ಥ_ಥ
Jimin (Tae bff)
Oh come on don't act like a Naive assistant (눈‸눈)
Tae(Assistant)
I'm not acting like that and I'm going bye seee you in the evening and yes I don't want you to get killed at this young age so go and get ready for your office too. (╹▽╹)
Jimin (Tae bff)
Yeah yeah going after all I before my death I wanna get fuck*d by a good banana. (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Tae(Assistant)
Oh not in the morning bye.
With this Tae went to his office and jiminah went to get ready for office.
Actually Tae's office timing is 7 a.m and Jimin's timing is 8 a.m So Jimin goes after Tae.
Jk (Boss)
Eommmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jin (Wife)
WHAT HAPPENED WHY ARE YOU CRYING BRAT? GOT DUMPED BY A SNAKE AGAIN?
Namjoon (brother)
Oh no Jinnie (╹▽╹) you are his mom, you shouldn't say these things this harshly to your son.
Jin (Wife)
You shut up old mf low energy hag ヽ(`д´；)/
Namjoon (brother)
What did I do (╹▽╹)
Jin (Wife)
Dumping your Worthless sperm in my womb (눈‸눈)
Namjoon (brother)
ಥ_ಥ *why God why*
JK came downstairs while crying
Jin (Wife)
Tell me now what happened?
Jk (Boss)
Eomma my （┬┬＿┬┬）
Namjoon (brother)
Jinnie don't shout first listen to what my baby bunny is saying hmm?
(╹▽╹)
Jin (Wife)
Are you ordering me?
ಠಿ_ಠ
Namjoon (brother)
*Oh no... ಥ_ಥ*
Namjoon (brother)
No No baby I was just saying it.. how can I order you? hmm my petal (╹▽╹)
Jk (Boss)
Appa Eww don't start your drama
(눈‸눈)
Jin (Wife)
Both of you just shut your mouth and you Jeon Jungkook tell me why the hell in the morning you were crying?
Jk (Boss)
Eomma I didn't get my banana milk and someone stole it ( -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )
Jin (Wife)
Your banana milk is on the table here? so who stole it? and when did you come down stairs to get this? I don't remember you coming here?
Jk (Boss)
Ohhh then then ohhhhh thank godddddddddd ( Saw banana milk and hug the jug of milkshake ( -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ ) )
it was a dream you are here in front of my eyes I'm so blessed to see you in the morning I love you baby
Jin (Wife)
Yyyaahh brattttt
Namjoon (brother)
This rabbit of ours.... was crying for a milkshake? and that too for a dream???? ಥ_ಥ
Jin (Wife)
ARE YOU REALLY A 27 YRS OLD FUNCKINH MAN ?? OR A 5 Y.. DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL I DO WITH YOU HERE I WAS WORRYING WHAT HAPPENED AND LOOK AT YOU FOR A FUCKINH DREAM YOU WERE SHOUTING LIKE SOMEONE DIED ... (started his rap)
Namjoon (brother)
*RIP my eares I'll miss hearing
( -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )
Jk (Boss)
*left his banana milk and went to his Eommma and kissed his cheeks* Sorry Eomma i won't do that again I lobeee youuu . You're my WWH Eomma.
Jin (Wife)
*stopped his rap and smiled looking at his son* Yes I'm WWH (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Namjoon (brother)
*What about my baby's I love you eomma words? he only heard WWH (눈‸눈)*
then both JK and Jin hugged and joon smiled looking at them.
Namjoon (brother)
Now let's start our breakfast I'm so Hungry ಥ_ಥ
Jin (Wife)
yes yes my baby let's eat or else this old hag will die starving.
I don't want people to say that a WWH chef couldn't even feed his husband.
😑
Namjoon (brother)
*Emotional damage* ಥ_ಥ
Jk (Boss)
hahahaha yes yes eomma let's start.
With this JK had his breakfast with his family and went to his office.
Jk (Boss)
Mr.Kim Could you tell me my schedule for today?
Tae(Assistant)
Yes sir, after 1 hour you have a meeting with Min company's director about the new product launch.and then you have to go to the marketing department to discuss the advertisement ideas . and after lunch you have a meeting with Ms.Lily.
Jk (Boss)
Oh that's too mucch
（┬┬＿┬┬）
Tae(Assistant)
Can't help it you're the CEO
(눈‸눈)
Jk (Boss)
Don't you feel sad for me? having too much work load?
( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Tae(Assistant)
Who told you to become the CEO of this company then
ಠಿ_ಠ
Jk (Boss)
*He's so bad eommmaaa* * no no eomma, eomma is also the same, appa yes apppppppppppaaaaaa*
Jk (Boss)
You're meanie Mr.kim
Tae(Assistant)
That's I am (being proud) (人•͈ᴗ•͈)
Tae(Assistant)
ohfo What to do with you
(°д°)
Jk (Boss)
Just give me lots of banana shake.
Tae(Assistant)
How can I give it. you already have it in you I just need to do pre work .
Tae(Assistant)
*Kim fucklimg Taehyung can't you just shut your mouth for once
( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)*
Tae(Assistant)
I-I mean , you drink so much in a day that it might have got stored inside you. (◕ᴗ◕✿)
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That's it for today I'll see you tomorrow.
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